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Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick

Arisen, Book 14.5

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Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick

By: Michael Stephen Fuchs
Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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Ever since Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick came blitzing out of nowhere in Maximum Violence (Arisen, book 4), he has emerged as the closest thing to a consensus fan favorite character for the series. He is best known and most beloved for his ribald, profane, merciless, and generally hilarious insults, quips, and bon mots, which are so characteristic that listeners have affectionately dubbed them: Fickisms.

Now, in response to popular demand, and collected here for the first time, are all the very best tidbits of Fick's wit and wisdom, from all 14 main series books.

And thrown in as an extra special bonus, you can also enjoy the most priceless lines from both Predator, and Aliyev the Kazakh.

Wit. Wisdom. And Magic Marker Dicks.

Fickisms

©2018 Michael Stephen Fuchs (P)2020 Podium Publishing Classics Fiction Military Personal Development Personal Success Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction Funny Witty Solider Military Fiction

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This isn't a book, it is a collection of all of the great phrases and sayings uttered by Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick from throughout the ARISEN book series. This is one I probably need in hard back so I can constantly refer to and interject a few in daily life!

Collection of all the best sayings MGS Fick!

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you forgot the one that was like "this is some weird shit, and I've been to a ramstein concert"

hilarious, and reminded me of when I was in.

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being in the military for 21 years then serving along side our troops this books brought me to tears, and brought me closer to my brother and sisters

love it

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Features memorable and hilarious quotes throughout the Arisen series from Master Gunnery Sargaent Fick, Predator and more.

A hilarious recap of quotes from Gunny Fick

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Our military needs a thousand Vics to lift up, motivate and scare the crap out of them. Lead by example.

Long live Vic

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totally forgot about Fick! If that is truly possible. took me back to another time. just a fun listen

fun

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Only wish there were more! When originally listening to the series I would often rewind and re-listen to the Master Gunnery Sergeant lines… and now they’re all in one place… thank you!

Good stuff!

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This was the best hour I have spent listening and laughing for a long time.

A must have

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This book is all one liners from Pred, Juice, Olyev and of course Fick.
Love all the one liners from these great charters in the Arisen series.

Great One Liners

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I enjoyed this and learnt some new sayings that I may or may not be able to share at work!! Thanks for some fun in this dark and dreary time.

Was great to hear from Fick again.

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