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Narrated by:
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Abigail Lawrie
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By:
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Jane Flett
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“A carnivalesque tale spun in luscious, crackling prose, Freakslaw is the glittery punk offspring of Katherine Dunn’s Geek Love and Angela Carter’s Nights at the Circus. You know those books you want to roll around in, rub on your skin, and clasp to your heart? Freakslaw is one.”―Chelsea G. Summers, author of A Certain Hunger
In this riotous horror debut, a traveling carnival of troublemakers arrive in a small Scottish town and perform their favorite pastime: revenge.
It is the summer of ‘97 and the repressed Scottish town of Pitlaw is itching for change. Enter the Freakslaw―a travelling carnival of deviant queers and architects of mayhem. There’s Gloria, fortune teller and worm charmer; her daughter Nancy, a contortionist witch; big-hearted tightrope walker, Werewolf Louie; not to mention illusionists and conjoined twins, Cass and Henry, and tattooed human pincushion, Pin Gal. Against Pitlaw’s miserably grey landscape, the carnival shines electric and bright, and it doesn’t take long for the town’s teenagers to be seduced by its neon charms and the possibility of escape.
But beneath it all, these newcomers are harboring a darker desire: revenge. Revenge for being cast out, never allowed to settle, punished for purely existing. And as tensions reach fever pitch between the stoic, unwelcoming locals and the dazzling intruders, a violence that has been bubbling for centuries is about to be unleashed . . .
Katherine Dunn’s Geek Love meets Angela Carter’s Nights at the Circus in this sizzling debut by a writer as captivating as she is incisive, as wild as she is precise. Listen to this and try not to run away with the Freakslaw. Go on. We dare you.
©2025 Janet Flett (P)2025 ZandoListeners also enjoyed...
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Make Sure You Die Screaming
- A Novel
- By: Zee Carlstrom
- Narrated by: Major Curda
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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The newly nameless narrator of Make Sure You Die Screaming has rejected the gender binary, has flamed out with a vengeance at their corporate gig, is most likely brain damaged from a major tussle with their now ex-boyfriend, and is on a bender to end all benders. A call from their mother with the news that their MAGA-friendly, conspiracy-theorist father has gone missing launches the narrator from Chicago to deep red Arkansas in a stolen car.
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Not what I expected
- By Amazon Customer on 06-14-25
By: Zee Carlstrom
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When the Harvest Comes
- A Novel
- By: Denne Michele Norris
- Narrated by: L Morgan Lee
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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The venerated Reverend Doctor John Freeman did not raise his son, Davis, to be touched by any man, let alone a white man. He did not raise his son to whisper that man’s name with tenderness. But on the eve of his wedding, all Davis can think about is how beautiful he wants to look when he meets his beloved Everett at the altar. Never mind that his mother, who died decades before, and his father, whose anger drove Davis to flee their home in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, for a freer life in New York City, won’t be there to walk him down the aisle.
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Speechless
- By slsdorisca on 06-26-25
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The Cut
- A Novel
- By: C. J. Dotson
- Narrated by: Jenn Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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A historic hotel long past its prime and huddled along The Cut, a questionable Lake Erie beach, isn’t Sadie Miles’ ideal place to raise a toddler while also navigating her second pregnancy. After finally fleeing her abusive ex-fiancé, though, Sadie’s new housekeeping position and free room at L’Arpin Hotel are the best she can manage. On her first night, Sadie runs to help a guest struggling in the hotel’s pool only to find the water calm and empty when she gets there, leaving her with a lingering unease.
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Excellent Debut
- By Phillip Sendlein on 05-15-25
By: C. J. Dotson
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We Love You, Bunny
- A Novel
- By: Mona Awad
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 14 hrs
- Unabridged
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In the cult classic novel Bunny, Samatha Heather Mackey, a lonely outsider student at a highly selective MFA program in New England, was first ostracized and then seduced by a clique of creepy-sweet rich girls who call themselves “Bunny.” An invitation to the Bunnies’ Smut Salon leads Samantha down a dark rabbit hole (pun intended) into the violently surreal world of their off-campus workshops where monstrous creations are conjured with deadly and wondrous consequences.
By: Mona Awad
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Notes from a Regicide
- By: Isaac Fellman
- Narrated by: Avi Roque
- Length: 13 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Griffon Keming’s second parents saved him from his abusive family. They taught him how to be trans, paid for his transition, and tried to love him as best they could. But Griffon’s new parents had troubles of their own—both were deeply scarred by the lives they lived before Griffon, the struggles they faced to become themselves, and the failed revolution that drove them from their homeland. When they died, they left an unfillable hole in his heart.
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Spectacular work from a great author.
- By Meghan Elison on 04-24-25
By: Isaac Fellman
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Idolfire
- By: Grace Curtis
- Narrated by: Jen Jayden
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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A character-driven science-fantasy road trip book with sword fights and a slow burn romance, Idolfire delves into the vastness of history and the terrifying power of organized faith.
By: Grace Curtis
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Small Ceremonies
- A Novel
- By: Kyle Edwards
- Narrated by: Chris Mejaki, Yolanda Bonnell, Dillan Meghan Chiblow, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Word on the street is that this is the Tigers' last season. For Tomahawk “Tommy” Shields, an Indigenous, image-obsessed high school student from Winnipeg, the potential loss of his team serves as a stark reminder of his uncertain future. He can't help but feel that each of his peers has some skill or gift that he lacks, yet each of their perceived virtues hides darker truths, too.
By: Kyle Edwards
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10 Marchfield Square
- By: Nicola Whyte
- Narrated by: Nneka Okoye
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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When a minor criminal is murdered in the smallest residential square in London, elderly heiress and landlady Celeste van Duren recruits two of her tenants to investigate. Her cleaner, Audrey, knows everyone and is liked by all, while failed writer Lewis is known by no one. He hates his job, hates his life, and he’s not that fond of Audrey either—but Celeste is persuasive. As they hunt for clues in and around the Square, they discover everyone has something to hide, including their fellow residents. Audrey and Lewis must find a way to work together if they’re to find the killer in their midst.
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It's OK
- By wisconsinclark on 06-03-25
By: Nicola Whyte
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All the Stars Align
- By: Gretchen Schreiber
- Narrated by: Taylor Meskimen
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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All the women in Piper’s family know their true love at first sight, complete with butterflies, heart eyes, and a gut instinct. The kind of fated love that lasts forever. Piper grew up with her ancestors' epic love stories repeated like fairy tales, and yearns for the day she’ll start her own. Already singled out in her family due to her physical disability, Piper collects a second strike against her when her parents announce their divorce, which convinces her family that she’s doomed.
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Nowhere
- A Novel
- By: Allison Gunn
- Narrated by: Leanne Woodward
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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After losing her young son in an accident, Rachel Kennan throws herself into her career as police chief of a small Virginia town to avoid focusing on her grief. Meanwhile, her husband, Finn, a washed-up writer whose alcoholism led to the devastating tragedy that changed everything, struggles to redeem himself before his family completely falls apart. Their two daughters are the only things keeping Rachel and Finn together, but the girls have demons of their own. At the same time, a disturbing crime rocks their tightknit religious community.
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Creepy
- By Amazon Customer on 06-15-25
By: Allison Gunn
Having found a list of characters helped, but not enough. There were too many minor characters that just muddied the plot. The book did pick up momentum and I was more engaged throughout the second part of the book. I enjoyed the story but really felt as if it needed a heavier hand editing. There were some extraneous minor characters whose stories were just an unnecessary tangent that detracted from the story.
Fun but Frustrating
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it’s not a bad book if you enjoy general fiction but i bought it because it’s described as horror. but really it takes way too long to become horror if it ever does at all.
WHERE IS THE HORROR?
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