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Glory Days
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- Narrated by: John Mulaney
- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
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From the Thurber Prize-winning author of New Teeth, hailed as “a triumph of sustained humor” (Sarah Lyall, New York Times Book Review), comes a hilarious and powerful collection of short stories chronicling the plight of aging millennials.
Super Mario turns forty and is forced to “take-a stock” of his life and how “messed up it’s-a become.”
Goliath struggles to control the media narrative in the lead-up to his death match against David, a small, beloved child.
And a long-discarded participation trophy reminisces about the glorious field day in 1993, when he wound up in the arms of a jubilant, asthmatic Simon Rich.
High-stakes and heartfelt, Glory Days mourns the death of youthful innocence and hails the beginning of something approximating wisdom.
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From "one of the funniest writers in America" comes a collection of stories culled from the front lines of the millennial culture wars. Rife with failing rock bands, student loans, and participation trophies,
Spoiled Brats is about a generation of narcissists - and the well-meaning boomers who made them that way.
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3 ½ stars. Some clever ideas.
- By Jane on 12-20-14
By: Simon Rich
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Man Seeking Woman
- And Other Love Stories
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
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In "Center of the Universe", God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In "Magical Mr. Goat", a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become more than friends. In "Unprotected", an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new audiobook are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love's many complications--losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it--and turns the ordinary into the absurd.
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Amusing at first...
- By T. Kelly on 04-05-13
By: Simon Rich
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Elliot Allagash
- A Novel
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Richard Powers
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
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Seymour is the least popular student at Glendale, a private school in Manhattan. His new nickname, “Chunk-Style”, is in danger of entering common usage. But then he meets the new transfer student: Elliot Allagash, evil heir of America’s largest fortune. Elliot’s rampant delinquency has already gotten him expelled from dozens of prep schools. But despite his best efforts, he can’t get himself thrown out of Glendale; his father has simply donated too much money. Bitter and bored, Elliot amuses himself by transforming Seymour into the most popular student in the school.
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Great book.
- By Reid Robinson on 01-29-16
By: Simon Rich
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Miracle Workers
- A Novel
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
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Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth. The angels manage to strike a deal with their boss. He'll call off his Armageddon, if they can solve their toughest miracle yet: getting the two most socially awkward humans on the planet to fall in love.
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Fun book!
- By Melea on 04-22-13
By: Simon Rich
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New Teeth
- Stories
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 4 hrs and 33 mins
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Laugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the “Serena Williams of humor writing” (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying to learn how not to be one.
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Kind of like an SNL skit...starts out funny then..
- By Curtis Hauge on 02-07-22
By: Simon Rich
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Hits and Misses
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
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Simon Rich is "one of the funniest writers in America" (The Daily Beast) - a humorist who draws comparisons to Douglas Adams (The New York Times Book Review) and James Thurber and P.G. Wodehouse (The Guardian). With Hits and Misses, he's back with a hilarious new collection of stories about dreaming big and falling flat, about ordinary people desperate for stardom and the stars who are bored by having it all.
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why?
- By Kevin on 12-11-19
By: Simon Rich
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Spoiled Brats (including the story that inspired the major motion picture An American Pickle starring Seth Rogen)
- Stories
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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From "one of the funniest writers in America" comes a collection of stories culled from the front lines of the millennial culture wars. Rife with failing rock bands, student loans, and participation trophies,
Spoiled Brats is about a generation of narcissists - and the well-meaning boomers who made them that way.
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3 ½ stars. Some clever ideas.
- By Jane on 12-20-14
By: Simon Rich
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Man Seeking Woman
- And Other Love Stories
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
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In "Center of the Universe", God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In "Magical Mr. Goat", a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become more than friends. In "Unprotected", an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new audiobook are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love's many complications--losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it--and turns the ordinary into the absurd.
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Amusing at first...
- By T. Kelly on 04-05-13
By: Simon Rich
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Elliot Allagash
- A Novel
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Richard Powers
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
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Seymour is the least popular student at Glendale, a private school in Manhattan. His new nickname, “Chunk-Style”, is in danger of entering common usage. But then he meets the new transfer student: Elliot Allagash, evil heir of America’s largest fortune. Elliot’s rampant delinquency has already gotten him expelled from dozens of prep schools. But despite his best efforts, he can’t get himself thrown out of Glendale; his father has simply donated too much money. Bitter and bored, Elliot amuses himself by transforming Seymour into the most popular student in the school.
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Great book.
- By Reid Robinson on 01-29-16
By: Simon Rich
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Miracle Workers
- A Novel
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
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Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth. The angels manage to strike a deal with their boss. He'll call off his Armageddon, if they can solve their toughest miracle yet: getting the two most socially awkward humans on the planet to fall in love.
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Fun book!
- By Melea on 04-22-13
By: Simon Rich
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Screwball
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Beck Bennett
- Length: 39 mins
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Before he was “Babe” or “The Sultan of Swat” or “The Great Bambino”, George Herman Ruth was just another teenage misfit at St. Mary’s School for Boys. But Ruth has something the other boys don’t, and when Baltimore Orioles manager Jack Dunn watches him throw a baseball over a building, Ruth gets the chance to punch his ticket out of the orphanage. All he has to do now is make the team.
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Great Story, not for kids
- By Stormy Jones on 07-06-19
By: Simon Rich
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Selected Shorts: Funny Business
- By: Simon Rich, R. T. Smith, David Schickler, and others
- Narrated by: Wyatt Cenac, Isiah Sheffer, Kirsten Vangsness, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
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From wild and wacky to knee-slapping, laugh-out-loud fun, these humorous tales represent some of the best of recent seasons of the hit public radio series Selected Shorts. Comedian Wyatt Cenac gives a killer performance of Simon Rich’s hilarious tale of woe from the point of view of a condom in a young man’s wallet. Alec Baldwin gives a delightful over-the-top performance of James Thurber’s wonderfully silly classic tale of the day everybody in a small Ohio town thought the dam broke.
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Some very entertaining, some not
- By D. Littman on 11-22-14
By: Simon Rich, and others
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Lost & Found
- How to Wander Your Way to a Better Life
- By: Dr Tim Sharp
- Narrated by: Dr Tim Sharp
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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A large and growing body of research highlights the value of getting ‘lost’ to improve our resilience and our mental health. That could mean literally wandering outdoors in nature or letting our minds do the wandering by sitting with negative thoughts and unpleasant emotions, rather than constantly trying to fight or push them away. Packed with psychological insights, practical tips and personal stories from Tim’s life, Lost & Found is a new kind of self-help book that invites all of you to the table: the bad and the good, your failures and your successes, challenges and breakthroughs.
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Soulful and kind🙌
- By Anonymous User on 07-13-24
By: Dr Tim Sharp
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The Magic Christian
- By: Terry Southern
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
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Guy Grand, an eccentric billionaire prankster, is rich enough to do whatever he likes. And what he likes is to carefully execute projects where he can cauterize by ridicule what the rest of the world ignores: Complacency, greed, corruption, and idiocy. Determined to "make it hot for people," Grand spends his billions staging a series of hilarious, sometimes bewildering stunts, lampooning along the way the American holy cows of money, status, power, beauty, media, and stardom.
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Easily the my worst audible experience
- By Kindle Customer on 03-11-15
By: Terry Southern
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The Yellow Wood
- By: Minnie Darke
- Narrated by: Remy Hii, Aisha Aidara
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
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At twenty-two, free-spirited Amber Farrow has no concerns beyond finishing her final year of nursing on exchange in Australia. What she hasn't counted upon is crossing paths with Griffin Lee. Amber and Griffin's two hearts are clearly made for each other. But where Griffin is inclined to put down roots, Amber has always been a citizen of the world, treading lightly upon the earth, never staying too long in one place. Before long, Amber's inability to be still leaves Griffin behind.
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Nice story, unexpected syoryline
- By Amazon Customer on 07-31-24
By: Minnie Darke
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Dear Cousin: The Stalking of Susan Fensten
- By: Ventureland
- Narrated by: Susan Fensten
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
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Dear Cousin: The Stalking of Susan Fensten is the gripping true story of one woman's quest for long lost family. After the deaths of her sister and estranged father, Susan searches for relatives on an early online genealogy forum. When she meets cousins from her grandfather's other family, they're everything she'd hoped for—until it all goes to hell.
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Harrowing Case, Excellent Production
- By C Lopez on 07-12-24
By: Ventureland
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The Story Collector
- By: Evie Woods
- Narrated by: Heather O’Sullivan
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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One hundred years ago, Anna, a young farm girl, volunteers to help an intriguing American visitor translate fairy stories from Irish to English. But all is not as it seems and Anna soon finds herself at the heart of a mystery that threatens her very way of life. In New York in the present day, Sarah Harper boards a plane bound for the West Coast of Ireland. But once there, she finds she has unearthed dark secrets – secrets that tread the line between the everyday and the otherworldly, the seen and the unseen.
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LOVED IT!!!!
- By Erin on 08-17-24
By: Evie Woods
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The Horse
- A Galloping History of Humanity
- By: Timothy C. Winegard
- Narrated by: Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 19 hrs and 12 mins
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Timothy C. Winegard’s The Horse is an epic history unlike any other. Its story begins more than 5,500 years ago on the windswept grasslands of the Eurasian Steppe; when one human tamed one horse, an unbreakable bond was forged and the future of humanity was instantly rewritten, placing the reins of destiny firmly in human hands. Since that pivotal day, the horse has carried the history of civilizations on its powerful back.
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Wonderful, expansive and up-to-date.
- By David on 09-09-24
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The Fiance Dilemma
- A Novel
- By: Elena Armas
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Zachary Webber
- Length: 12 hrs and 28 mins
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Josie Moore has given the opposite sex—and love—plenty of chances. Four exactly, if you count all her failed engagements, and five if you include her no-longer-absentee father. Nonetheless, when the influential man decides to announce his retirement with a splashy magazine piece and Josie learns that her romantic history isn’t great PR for the family, she jumps at the chance to offer a solution.
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- By Anonymous User on 07-30-24
By: Elena Armas
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Blues Brothers: The Arc of Gratitude
- By: Dan Aykroyd
- Narrated by: Dan Aykroyd
- Length: 1 hr and 56 mins
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Elwood Blues (aka Dan Aykroyd) is on another mission—to tell the full story of how two young actors went from blues lovers to Blues Brothers. In this fascinating audio documentary Aykroyd “gets the band back together”, taking listeners on a road trip through time—from late nights in the early days with John Belushi at Dan’s speakeasy in Toronto, to working with blues legends Aretha Franklin, James Brown, and Ray Charles on The Blues Brothers movie, through the founding of House of Blues, the Blues Brothers 2000 sequel, and beyond.
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You had to be there
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-26-24
By: Dan Aykroyd
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The Strange Case
- By: Derek Kolstad, Mitali Jahagirdar, Laurie Kirwan-Ashman, and others
- Narrated by: Vanessa Kirby, David Oyelowo, Sofie Gråbøl, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
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Dr. Jekyll (Vanessa Kirby) is an elite international specialist in energy systems, working closely with her handler Louis (David Oyelowo) in a career that takes her across the globe to politically volatile territories such as Iran and North Korea. But when an arms dealer accuses her of having killed his family, Dr. Jekyll begins to question details of her life, who Louis really is, and whether her strange recurring dream has a greater meaning. She enlists the help of psychologist Sigrun (Sofie Gråbøl), and together they delve into Dr. Jekyll’s darker other side, a brutal assassin named… Hyde.
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Love the Originals !!
- By r2coder on 08-04-24
By: Derek Kolstad, and others
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I'm Terrified of Bath Time
- By: Simon Rich, Tom Toro - illustrator
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 4 mins
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And so begins a hilarious dip into the choppy waters of a nightly ritual that parents and children alike often dread. Filled with soapsuds, rubber duckies, and existential angst, Simon Rich’s book is a splashy tale of cleanliness - and survival. This irreverent treat about facing fear and embracing adventure might just change the way you see bath time (and your bathroom) forever.
By: Simon Rich, and others
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- Pål Gunnar Asdal
- 08-05-24
Funny and Inspirational!
I love Simon Rich short stories! First of all they are are very entertaining, but the main reason for me liking them so much is how inspired I get. After reading both this book and his last book "New Teeth", i want to find every small quirky story idea i archived in my notebooks and give them another try :D John Mulaney´s performance is superb. And a highlight for me was the "Participation Trophy" story. Just loved the book!
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-02-24
It’s weird to laugh this hard during therapy
I should not have listened on my 39th birthday. It made me consider my age, existence, and legacy with equal parts delight, terror, and humility. I will be recommending this to all my elder millennial friends until they are annoyed with me.
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- KMM
- 08-16-24
Endless laughter
Fantastic selection of Simon Rich’s short stories. Really enjoyed his entertaining content and the narration!
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- Brett Emerson
- 08-04-24
Brilliant stories made even better by John Mulaney's narration
While these wild stories would be great enough in printed form, the readings by comedian John Mulaney make the audio format even better. His impersonation of Super Mario tackling middle age is absolutely hilarious.
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- Eileen Froehlich
- 07-29-24
Hilairous
Loved it and it made me laugh out loud. Great narrator and the tone was perfect for a midsummer pick me up
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- Dreamz with a Z
- 08-03-24
great stories, terrible reader
the short stories are on par with simon rich’s others. i was a little surprised that rich didn’t read the book himself but figured it would be fine since it was a famous comedian reading. wrong. the performance is bad. there are whole sections where he stumbles thru lines and it’s wild they just went with it and didn’t have him re-read it.
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- Susan B.
- 10-05-24
Genuinely funny!
The whole collection was funny, but some of these stories were off the chart hilarious! Super relatable in an amusing yet horrifying way
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- Brad
- 09-04-24
Drinks out your nose funny
Rarely has there been a better match between author and reader. John Mulaney reads Simon Rich probably better than Simon Rich.
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- Cat
- 08-15-24
just great
entire thing was a hoot. will definitely listen to again. i laughed a lot! thanks
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- Jacob A Edenfield
- 10-07-24
One of the funniest listens you could choose
An incredibly funny collection made even funnier by a great performance by John Mulaney. As a person born around the same time as Simon Rich, I relate to every one of the stories, almost like a pathology. What a humorous, touching and insightful send up of the indignities of middle age for we geriatric millennials.
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