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John Mulaney
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Simon Rich
About this listen
From the Thurber Prize-winning author of New Teeth, hailed as “a triumph of sustained humor” (Sarah Lyall, New York Times Book Review), comes a hilarious and powerful collection of short stories chronicling the plight of aging millennials.
Super Mario turns forty and is forced to “take-a stock” of his life and how “messed up it’s-a become.”
Goliath struggles to control the media narrative in the lead-up to his death match against David, a small, beloved child.
And a long-discarded participation trophy reminisces about the glorious field day in 1993, when he wound up in the arms of a jubilant, asthmatic Simon Rich.
High-stakes and heartfelt, Glory Days mourns the death of youthful innocence and hails the beginning of something approximating wisdom.
©2024 Simon Rich (P)2024 VoraciousListeners also enjoyed...
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-02-24
It’s weird to laugh this hard during therapy
I should not have listened on my 39th birthday. It made me consider my age, existence, and legacy with equal parts delight, terror, and humility. I will be recommending this to all my elder millennial friends until they are annoyed with me.
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- Pål Gunnar Asdal
- 08-05-24
Funny and Inspirational!
I love Simon Rich short stories! First of all they are are very entertaining, but the main reason for me liking them so much is how inspired I get. After reading both this book and his last book "New Teeth", i want to find every small quirky story idea i archived in my notebooks and give them another try :D John Mulaney´s performance is superb. And a highlight for me was the "Participation Trophy" story. Just loved the book!
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-23-24
Great Audiobook!
With John Mulaney narrating and Simon Rich writing, these hilarious stories are both smart and imaginative from perspectives you don’t expect. A must buy/listen.
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- Brett Emerson
- 08-04-24
Brilliant stories made even better by John Mulaney's narration
While these wild stories would be great enough in printed form, the readings by comedian John Mulaney make the audio format even better. His impersonation of Super Mario tackling middle age is absolutely hilarious.
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- iM
- 01-03-25
absolutely charmed
I absolutely love this book.
it is full of wit and charming moments and they all take such a specific form by the voice of John Mulaney. it's just a joy.
read it.
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- KMM
- 08-16-24
Endless laughter
Fantastic selection of Simon Rich’s short stories. Really enjoyed his entertaining content and the narration!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-18-24
Not the best
Was expecting a funnier book. Narration was less than expected based on previous experience with narrator.
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- Susan B.
- 10-05-24
Genuinely funny!
The whole collection was funny, but some of these stories were off the chart hilarious! Super relatable in an amusing yet horrifying way
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- R. MCRACKAN
- 01-23-25
Join his existential crisis
If this author hasn't been a regular on This American Life then they're both missing out. Neurotic, sentimental (but only in very hip self-aware ways), and more than a little time spent in existential crisis mode. These essays are read to perfection by Mulaney.
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- Georgia Reviewer
- 11-16-24
Mildly Entertaining
The first story cracked me up; so, I was looking forward to the rest of the book. Unfortunately, I did not find the remainder of the stories nearly as entertaining. Some were better than others; but overall, just so-so.
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