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Simon Rich
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From the Thurber Prize-winning author of New Teeth, hailed as “a triumph of sustained humor” (Sarah Lyall, New York Times Book Review), comes a hilarious and powerful collection of short stories chronicling the plight of aging millennials.
Super Mario turns forty and is forced to “take-a stock” of his life and how “messed up it’s-a become.”
Goliath struggles to control the media narrative in the lead-up to his death match against David, a small, beloved child.
And a long-discarded participation trophy reminisces about the glorious field day in 1993, when he wound up in the arms of a jubilant, asthmatic Simon Rich.
High-stakes and heartfelt, Glory Days mourns the death of youthful innocence and hails the beginning of something approximating wisdom.
©2024 Simon Rich (P)2024 VoraciousListeners also enjoyed...
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Devil Is Fine
- A Novel
- By: John Vercher
- Narrated by: Dion Graham
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Reeling from the sudden death of his teenage son, our narrator receives a letter from an attorney: he has just inherited a plot of land from his estranged grandfather. He travels to a beach town several hours south of his home with the intention of immediately selling the land. But upon inspection, what lies beneath the dirt is much more than he can process in the throes of grief. As a biracial Black man struggling with the many facets of his identity, he’s now the owner of a former plantation passed down by the men on his white mother’s side of the family.
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Mesmerizing
- By Gina Middleton on 06-24-24
By: John Vercher
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The Evolution of Annabel Craig
- A Novel
- By: Lisa Grunwald
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Annabel Hayes—born, baptized, and orphaned in the sleepy conservative town of Dayton, Tennessee—is thrilled to find herself falling quickly and deeply in love with George Craig, a sophisticated attorney newly arrived from Knoxville. But before the end of their first year of marriage, their lives are beset by losses. The strain on their relationship is only intensified when John T. Scopes is arrested for teaching Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution at the local high school.
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Characters who draw you in to the time and issues
- By Amazon Customer on 05-04-24
By: Lisa Grunwald
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Goddess of the River
- By: Vaishnavi Patel
- Narrated by: Sneha Mathan
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Ganga, joyful goddess of the river, serves as caretaker to the mischievous godlings who roam her banks. But when their antics incur the wrath of a powerful sage, Ganga is cursed to become mortal, bound to her human form until she fulfills the obligations of the curse. Though she knows nothing of mortal life, Ganga weds King Shantanu and becomes a queen, determined to regain her freedom no matter the cost. But in a cruel turn of fate, just as she is freed of her binding, she is forced to leave her infant son behind. Her son, prince Devavrata, unwittingly carries the legacy of Ganga’s curse.
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Quick read excellent narration
- By Navaneeth on 07-14-24
By: Vaishnavi Patel
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Journey's End
- By: R.C. Sherriff
- Narrated by: James Callis, Josh Cole, Jack Cutmore-Scott, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
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It’s March 1918, and World War I is raging in Europe. In the trenches in northern France, a group of British officers, led by the war-weary Captain Stanhope, ready themselves for a major German attack while facing their worst fears. R.C. Sherriff drew on his own experiences in World War One to create the play, which premiered in 1928 and is now considered one of the preeminent works about the horrors of war.
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Gripping and powerful.
- By Ace777 on 12-01-24
By: R.C. Sherriff
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Poor Deer
- A Novel
- By: Claire Oshetsky
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Margaret Murphy is a weaver of fantastic tales, growing up in a world where the truth is too much for one little girl to endure. Her first memory is of the day her friend Agnes died. No one blames Margaret. Not in so many words. Her mother insists to everyone who will listen that her daughter never even left the house that day. Left alone to make sense of tragedy, Margaret wills herself to forget these unbearable memories, replacing them with imagined stories full of faith and magic—that always end happily.
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Self Forgiveness
- By Rummyfun on 03-08-24
By: Claire Oshetsky
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Snake Oil
- A Novel
- By: Kelsey Rae Dimberg
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh, Andi Arndt, Renata Friedman
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Rhoda West is Silicon Valley’s favorite female CEO: the luminously charismatic founder of the fast-growing startup Radical, a wellness company whose core mission is the betterment of women’s lives. Rhoda’s Instagram page offers intimate glimpses of her personal life alongside promotions for the cult-status products developed in the Well, Radical’s secretive lab.
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Ironically there’s no truth in advertising this
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 03-04-25
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Frontier
- By: Grace Curtis
- Narrated by: Aven Shore
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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In the distant future most of the human race has fled a ravaged Earth to find new life on other planets. For those who stayed a lawless society remains. Technology has been renounced, and saints and sinners, lawmakers and sheriffs, travelers and gunslingers, abound. What passes for justice is presided over by the High Sheriff, and carried out by his cruel and ruthless Deputy.
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A standout in its genre
- By Caleb Summers on 03-08-25
By: Grace Curtis
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Brokedown Prophets
- By: S. A. Cosby, Kevin Hart, Charlamagne Tha God, and others
- Narrated by: Jonathan Majors, Brian Tyree Henry, Dasha Polanco, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
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Meet Preach, Digit, and Maria, three lost and damaged souls trying to make it on the streets of New York City, running petty scams to stay alive. A twist of events changes their lives forever when they accidently kill a man connected to the mob and find a small fortune. Now on the run, the trio tries to escape a notorious hit man called B-Boy. Along the way, they run into more shady characters and more trouble. Seduced by the siren call of the money and struggling with their own demons, Preach, Digit, and Maria will soon discover even the closest bonds can't overcome their past traumas.
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Great performance, terrible delivery.
- By Anonymous User on 12-21-23
By: S. A. Cosby, and others
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Hamlet's Children
- By: Richard Kluger
- Narrated by: Paul Woodson
- Length: 21 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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When grave misfortune leaves thirteen-year-old Terry Sayre without relatives to care for him in the summer of 1939, his only option to elude foster care is to accept asylum abroad with his mother's Danish kin, people he met only briefly as a child. Terry begins life anew in his grandparents' home, but within months of his arrival, the Second World War breaks out.
By: Richard Kluger
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The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science
- By: Kate McKinnon
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Gertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don’t belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where all girls have to go to etiquette school and the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don’t belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia and their Aunt has more brooches than books. And they certainly don’t belong at Mrs. Wintermacher’s etiquette school—they’re far more interested in science. After getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good...
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Kate’s narration is amazing!
- By Ariel Wise on 05-27-25
By: Kate McKinnon
It’s weird to laugh this hard during therapy
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Funny and Inspirational!
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Great Audiobook!
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Genuinely funny!
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Join his existential crisis
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Mildly Entertaining
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Brilliant stories made even better by John Mulaney's narration
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it is full of wit and charming moments and they all take such a specific form by the voice of John Mulaney. it's just a joy.
read it.
absolutely charmed
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hysterical
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Mulaney Is Good but not Great
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