
Elf Against the Wall
A Holiday Romantic Comedy
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Narrated by:
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Avery Reid
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Tim Page
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By:
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Alina Jacobs
About this listen
When you kiss your perfect boyfriend under the mistletoe...only for your cousin scream to the family that you stole her man, you realize that you will never again have a merry Christmas.
In my defense, I didn’t know my boss—yup, boss. Buckle up because this is messy—was my cousin’s newly minted and totally lying fiancé. I thought he was the Nutcracker Prince come to finally show my family that I, too, was worthy of putting the star atop the Christmas tree.
I was so wrong.
Now my entire family thinks I’m a ho ho ho.
I’m at the top of the naughty list, not in a fun Elf on the Shelf way, but rather in a snide-comments-at-brunch and sitting-at-the-kids’-table kinda way.
I have to clear my name, or Christmas is ruined. Again.
What better way than to blackmail my family’s number one sworn enemy?
Anderson Wynter is this desperate elf’s last hope. Six-foot-five, ethically challenged, with washboard abs and a death wish, Anderson is the perfect weapon to expose my ex and help me get back in my family’s good graces.
That is, until the weapon massively backfires… and no, not like that.
Anderson goes full Nightmare Before Christmas and shows up at my family’s annual holiday party in nothing but tattoos and a motorcycle helmet and tells everyone we’re dating.
Yep, that kicks me off the naughty list and sends me straight to the Grinch’s garbage dump.
Now I’m chained to a motorcycle-riding bad elf with terrible morals and an even worse attitude—one who sticks his hand down my shirt in the middle of my parents’ posh country club and tells me to ride him like I do his bike.
When I slap him, he just smirks and asks if I fluff my marshmallows while fantasizing about betraying my family with him.
As if.
No way am I sleeping with the man my entire family hates.
Because that won’t just ruin Christmas.
It’ll ruin the rest of my life.
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Merry Kissmas
- By: Piper Rayne
- Narrated by: Shane East, Stella Hunter
- Length: 4 hrs and 53 mins
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I thought I was over him. That his good looks and British accent couldn’t affect me anymore. But the minute our eyes lock across the elevator, all those feelings come roaring back to life. Then I find out we’re competing for the same job. Next comes the realization that we have to spend a week together on a ski vacation because of some six-degree-of-separation nonsense. The real kicker is when I find out the two of us have to share a villa. A very small, very cozy villa.
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A cute romcom for the holidays!!
- By Kathryn Marie on 11-21-24
By: Piper Rayne
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Mr. Absolutely Not!
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Meg Sylvan, Tim Paige
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
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Armed with comfy pants, overpriced coffee, and a highly anxious emotional-support corgi, I prepare to face him. Corporate boss. Villain. Salinger Svensson. I step into his office. His perfect mouth twists into a sneer. There is no heart of gold beneath that suit, just a big black pit. He’s a shark in the frothy waters of high-stakes finance. He might be the archetypal-asshole CEO, causing all in his path to quake in fear, but he’s never had to face down a basic bitch in her thirties.
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Insulting to my intelligence.
- By Fran R on 08-15-24
By: Alina Jacobs
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The Holiday Games
- The One Where the Small Town Girl Flees to NYC, Falls for a Big City Hottie, and Has a Non-Denominational, Feel Good Holiday with Lots of Hot Cocoa and Kisses Under the Mistletoe
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Lili Valente
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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My name is Caroline "Candy" Cane, I own a country inn, date a man who runs a Christmas tree farm, and my mom's peppermint fudge wins first place at the Reindeer Corners' festival every year. Basically, I'm living every romance-loving girlie's small town dream. Until a last minute trip to New York City leads to catching my boyfriend banging a Rockette (in full elf costume). So, when I'm offered a chance to star in a hospitality-themed reality show, I jump at the chance to serve hot cocoa in roller skates on national television.
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Holiday Twist
- By BrieWhale on 12-30-24
By: Lili Valente
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The Grump Who Stole Christmas
- Kringle Family Christmas, Book 1
- By: S. Doyle
- Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Kit Swann
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
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That should be a good thing, right? Eggnog and Christmas carols. Mistletoe and family. Except my dad broke his leg hanging the family wreath. My brothers are at war over taking proper care of Dad. Oh, and I just found out our family business, the Kringle Inn, is failing!
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A Christmas serial killer romance?
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 12-15-24
By: S. Doyle
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Holiday Hire
- By: Maggie Cole
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Stephanie Nemeth Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
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Widower Alexander Cartwright has one thing on his mind—his kids. He plans on keeping it that way until his mother hires a sassy, free-spirited nanny to watch them during the holidays. Art teacher Phoebe Love needs a job and to take a secret time out from her long-term, not always nice boyfriend. She plans to focus on the two boys and figure her situation out, but their father isn’t making that easy on her.
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Loved it!
- By Amanda Larsen on 03-11-25
By: Maggie Cole
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Holiday Hoax
- A Fake Marriage Billionaire Romance
- By: Maggie Cole
- Narrated by: Ava Lucas, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
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She’s going to drive me nuts. Nevertheless, her perky everything, endless legs, and innocent eyes will come in handy. It’ll stop my family from pushing every country girl turned wanna-be Dallas socialite on me.
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Rotten Georgia Peach
- By Jessica Rodriguez on 12-12-22
By: Maggie Cole
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Crime and Candy Canes
- A Holiday Cozy Romantic Mystery
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Heather Firth, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
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When the townspeople of Harrogate almost riot over the Christmas décor thievery committed by the chair of the Elf on the Shelf Committee, I know I’m not going to survive the holiday season unless drastic action is taken. Biddy Jefferson turning up dead in my Christmas market stall is not exactly the type of drastic measure I had in mind. With no alibi and a town obsessed with pinning the murder on me, I have to clear my name. This is on top of planning the upcoming holiday ball, dealing with quirky stall owners in the Christmas market, and corralling confused tourists.
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Really Quick Read
- By StrawberryDaisies on 01-13-25
By: Alina Jacobs
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Single and Ready to Jingle
- By: Piper Rayne
- Narrated by: John Lane, CJ Bloom
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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In truth, it probably didn’t help that I showed up dressed like an elf but that’s a story for another time. Our start was rocky at best which is why it’s so frustrating that I can’t stop thinking about his sexy British accent. Or the way his chest and arms fill out his suit. Or his perfect hair with that single streak of grey at the front.
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This jingle didn’t ring my bells
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 12-20-22
By: Piper Rayne
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The Christmas Letters
- A Sweet Holiday Romantic Comedy
- By: Jenny Proctor
- Narrated by: Lidia Dornet, Philip Alces
- Length: 5 hrs and 25 mins
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When Tess Ravenel gets herself stuck inside a bathroom stall in one of Charleston's most historic buildings, she isn't exactly thinking about her dating life. But then the paramedic who comes to her rescue has a voice that sounds like butter and enough charm to make her forget she's seconds from having a panic attack.
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Great Christmas “You’ve Got Mail” story
- By Renee Kunkel on 12-05-24
By: Jenny Proctor
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Jingle Bell Beard
- Kringle Family Christmas, Book 3
- By: Julie Kriss
- Narrated by: Christian Fox, Stella Hunter
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
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My to do list: Revive my crashed PR career. Turn around the Kringle family business by Christmas. Convince my ex-boyfriend, NHL legend Matt “the Mountain” Kringle, to help me, even though I broke his heart when we were seventeen. Easy, right? Matt is huge, he’s hot, and he’s the grumpiest player in the league. I’ll have to brave his bad attitude and his sexy beard if I want him to help bail out the family business and put my career back on track.
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Sweet second chance romance
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 12-16-24
By: Julie Kriss
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After His Peonies: A Romantic Comedy
- The Svensson Brothers, Book 0.5
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Rules are meant to be broken. Except for one: Women can't get enough peonies. Even the girl in front of me in line is admiring the peonies in my hand. While I need these particular flowers for my latest plot, I'll still give Meghan the biggest, thickest bouquet I can find. It's flattering how much she wants my peonies. And I don't mind personally delivering.
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Really need an ending to each book
- By Sam on 02-05-23
By: Alina Jacobs
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The Christmas Wife
- A Holiday Romance Boxset (Primrose Hill Billionaires)
- By: L. Steele
- Narrated by: Shane East, Roxy Isles, Sasha Mia Khan, and others
- Length: 38 hrs and 36 mins
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Three standalone stranded over Christmas romances. Three grumpy, billionaires who are home for the holidays and must marry to claim their inheritance. One collection of festive love stories that are sure to sweep you off your feet.
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Porn movies have more plot
- By Amie Thompson on 03-28-25
By: L. Steele
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Santa's Coming
- A High Five Novella, Book 1
- By: Serena Pier
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro Foster, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
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Single mother Emily is resigned to yet another stressful holiday season alone. That is, until she meets a charismatic man playing Santa in a local bar. Their chance meeting leads to a playful and flirtatious text exchange throughout the holiday season until Santa is on her doorstep, ready to give Emily her Christmas wishes.
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Santa time!
- By Kammie Dickerson on 04-06-25
By: Serena Pier
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- Celkat_reading_hea
- 12-04-24
Funny awkward family Christmas romance
Awkward Christmas romance between two unlikely people, starting out as a enemies fake “bumping ugly’s” with the MFC, Evie Murphy, blackmailing the MMC, Anderson Wynter, to helping her get the truth out of her cheating x-boss/lover that ruined her reputation both professionally and personally with her family.
A lot of crazy situations happen and some are genuinely funny, but with a lot of inappropriate bad behavior, think Bad Santa. This follows the same pattern/story line as the first book in the series
Overall I gave it 3.5-4 Stars ⭐️
The audiobook has dual narration and both narrators, Avery Reid & Tim Page, did a great job 👏 🎙️👏 4⭐️
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- luvbig
- 11-22-24
How can they be so mean!
The book is a fun. I do like when there are two narrators I just like it better when the girl read the girl voices and the boy reads theirs.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-13-24
Elf against the wall
I really liked the elf gone bad last Christmas. The female in this story written as too much of doormat and hate to sound mean but clueless and not very bright. I got to chapter 17 and just did not want to finish.
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- MegTrot
- 11-26-24
Granny with Attitude!
This is my 3rd Alina Jacobs book and I adored this one as much as the others.
Evie and Anderson have great chemistry and brilliant banter! Add in Evie's crazy family and Anderson's meddling brother and you have a hit!
Granny Doyle is quite the character and she reminded me a lot of my own Grandma. She had me laugh out loud...a lot.
The story for me is 4.25 stars.
The narration is about 3.25 stars. I enjoyed their own character narrations, but a lot of the supporting actors sounded exactly the same and I struggles with figuring out who was who. It didn't take away from the plot, but I had to relisten to some scenes a few times.
Dual Narration
Romantic Comedy
Holiday Romance
Spicy
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- Anonymous User
- 12-12-24
A great Holiday laugh
My absolute favorite character in this book is Grandma Doyle. I was laughing so much during each scene with her. Don't get me wrong the spice was nice, but if you need a good laugh then the outta pocket nature of Granny Doyle is for you.
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- Amanda Brown
- 12-10-24
Blackmail at it's best.
this book is soooooo good, It is funny and HOT. Such a good holiday story. I cannot wait for more from this series.
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- enjoys a great read
- 12-01-24
Many different ways to feel the holiday
The story was great but oh those Wynter boys and all their shenanigans, so much fun. Hilarious listen!
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- Cristina Phillips
- 12-23-24
Pretty Good. Definitely funny!
It was pretty good. The dildo had a great story line! Dynamic family relations. Funny Grandmas. But not a fan of reuse of the same ideas like the bar fight of the previous book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-27-24
everything
love the character and story line. highly recommend both narrator were excited also most get bad elf gone wrong
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- JoAnn Jacobs
- 12-22-24
Love the chaos
It’s just a fun read/listen. Funny and cute! The characters are chaotic and hilarious.
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