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Helen Laser
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Sean Patrick Hopkins
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Lynn Painter
About this listen
Their name? The objectors.
Their job? To break off weddings as hired.
Their dilemma? They might just be in love with each other.
When Sophie Steinbeck finds out just before her nuptials that her fiancé has cheated yet again, she desperately wants to call it off. But because her future father-in-law is her dad’s cutthroat boss, she doesn’t want to be the one to do it. Her savior comes in the form of a professional objector, whose purpose is to show up at weddings and proclaim the words no couple (usually) wants to hear at their ceremony: “I object!”
During anti-wedding festivities that night, Sophie learns more about Max the Objector’s job. It makes perfect sense to her: he saves people from wasting their lives, from hurting each other. He’s a modern-day hero. And Sophie wants in.
The two love cynics start working together, going from wedding to wedding, and Sophie’s having more fun than she’s had in ages. She looks forward to every nerve-racking ceremony saving the lovesick souls of the betrothed masses. As Sophie and Max spend more time together, however, they realize that their physical chemistry is off the charts, leading them to dabble in a little hookup session or two—but it’s totally fine, because they definitely do not have feelings for each other. Love doesn’t exist, after all.
And then everything changes. A groom-to-be hires Sophie to object, but his fiancée is the woman who broke Max’s heart. As Max wrestles with whether he can be a party to his ex’s getting hurt, Sophie grapples with the sudden realization that she may have fallen hard for her partner in crime.
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"Happily Never After is a giggle-inducing romp that readers won't be able to object to."—Lana Ferguson, USA Today bestselling author of The Fake Mate
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After watching my mother succumb to a mysterious illness, I promised myself two things. I'd find the cure for what ravaged her and leave the godforsaken city where she abandoned me. Four years later, I received an acceptance letter from Dracadia University, one of the oldest most prestigious schools in the country. Nestled on a secluded island off the coast of Maine, it's rumored to be haunted by the souls of the mental patients exiled there centuries before, those whose bones are said to make up the island's white sandy shores. And restless ghosts aren't even its most daunting peculiarity.
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Meet Randi Burnett—she’s brilliant, she’s beautiful, and she works for the bride. Missing groom? Intoxicated in-laws? Crying ring-bearer? You name it, she wrangles it. Too bad her personal life isn’t thriving like her side gig as a bridesmaid for hire. Recently dumped, Randi throws herself into her biggest challenge yet when she’s hired as a maid of honor and pretend best friend for an ice queen bride. There’s just one problem—the best man is infuriating, overprotective, and anti-marriage.
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- Hamutal Schieber
- 03-14-24
Laughed out loud
I loved the characters and the dynamic between them. This book is fresh, smart and heartwarming.
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- Paragraphs and Petticoats
- 08-23-24
Sweet story - interesting plot
3.5 Stars - This was a sweet story with an interesting plot. I enjoyed the premise and enjoyed watching Max and Sophie fall in love. This is not my favourite from Painter but still worth the listen.
Both narrators were new to me and did a good job.
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- Jana
- 10-05-24
Not the best..not the worst
This was my first Painter book and I'm a bit underwhelmed. I loved the banter but hoped for more character development & story then just all the effs & sex. Skipped through alot unfortunately. I'm glad I listened but meh.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-25-24
Love it all the way around
Great narration. Sweet story. I’m a big fan of this author now and can’t wait for her next release!
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-08-24
Loved the readers!
Readers were fantastic! Loved the story so much! The plot was cute, but wanted more smut!
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- AC B
- 07-04-24
Thank you, Lynn!
You have become one of my top 3 fave authors. Thank you for creating Max & Sophie in my favorite book ever! 💜💜
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- Kaitlyn Gallagher
- 03-14-25
Loved the whole book!
I found this book amazing. I loved the characters and the whole story line. What a funny concept of a rom com book. I don’t want to give anything away but it’s definitely worth the listen! 10/10!
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- Michi I'Lundaria
- 03-18-24
Happily Never After
Another beautifully narrated version for Lynn Painter. It's Rom-Com gold <3 This is the 2nd book of hers that my ears have read, and I'm totally delighted!
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- Vanessa Booked Up
- 03-14-24
Rom-Com Gold
Super original and fun. This was friends-to-lovers greatness and everything I look for in a rom-com. My first read by this author, and it made me want to dive into her backlist.
Max is an Objector, as a hobby. He gets hired on the DL by brides or grooms who don't want to go through with the big day and gets hired to "object" during their vows. When he objects at Sophie's wedding, Sophie is overjoyed. They strike an instant friendship. Not only that, but Sophie wants to team up with Max in his efforts.
"I don't care about what you want to call this, but I want all of you-every brilliant, beautiful piece of Sophie Steinbeck, with me, in my bed, all night."
Recommend if You Like:
- Friends-to-lovers
- Hilarious side characters (her roommates!)
- Friends with benefits
- Have ever gone paddle boarding
- Stories about people who've been hurt and think they've outsmarted love and figured it all out (Spoiler alert...they haven't!)
I loved the evolution of their friendship. Sophie swears she has a reasonable, platonic explanation for every single thing that elevates her friendship (and her feelings) towards Max.
I listened to the audio and both Helen Laser and Sean Patrick Hopkins did a great job bringing Sophie and Max to life.
And I don't know what I was expecting as far as spice...I should know better by now when it comes to the cutesy covers but HAWT DAMN! Sophie and Max burned up the pages in SEVERAL parts of the book and this girl was here for it!
Super enjoyable, witty and original read. Will definitely be reading more from this author soon!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-18-25
Objectors
Loved the storyline and progression of love in this book. The narrators are a perfect choice for this book.
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