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Hell Hounds Are For Suckers

San Francisco Vampire Series

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Hell Hounds Are For Suckers

By: Jessica McBrayer
Narrated by: Valerie Gilbert
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Vampire, Hannah's best friend has coupled up and Hannah is feeling alone and lonely. One night on a stroll through her favorite grave-yard she is be-hounded by a small growling fur ball. The puppy refuses to leave and reluctantly she takes him in. She soon needs expert advice because the puppy won't eat any of the expensive dog chow she buys and burps fire.

Hannah consults her vampire friends and a friendly jinni and finds out she's got herself a hell hound. And more, the jinni warns, there is sure to be an owner in the background somewhere. When a gorgeous demon shows up pounding on her door wanting his dog back, Hannah is suddenly in the middle of a humorous predicament. This between-quell, the second episode of the Vampires of San Francisco series, is a novella of 60 pages.

©2012 Jessica McBrayer (P)2013 Jessica McBrayer Fantasy Genre Fiction Holidays Paranormal Paranormal & Urban Paranormal Romance Romance Fiction Witty
Fun Story • Humorous Vampires • Excellent Narration • Lovable Hellhound • Heartwarming Moments • Light Entertainment
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i loved this one! it was funny, cute and sexy!!! i liked all the story!!

funny!!

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Fun romp on the strange side. Just love this series. Funny and endearing characters. Narrator makes this book a wonderful ride.

Love it.

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I liked the narrators voices- well done. Also, the female lead wasn't whiney, going on and on ad nauseum. She had interesting friends that give s**t because they give a s**t about their friends. I'll explore this series further.

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Valerie Gilbert is awesome! Love the British accent on the Gin. :)

Great little short story

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I was needing something light hearted to read and this book was perfect. I laughed pretty hard when she first met the dog. I have had 3 Great Danes so I totally understand about the drool.

This is such a fun story!

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I really enjoyed this story written by Jessica McBrayer. I loved the he'll hound and the fued that Hannah and the actual owner start having. This story is fun, shorty, and keeps you begging for more.

Narrator Valerie Beth Gilbert did a fantastic job with this story. I felt like I was there throughout the story. The only problem I had with this story was it was just too short. Overall, a perfect 5 star rating!

The Hellhound!

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this was a short side story with the same charters from sucking in San Francisco. it was enjoyable and fun to listen to. as with the first one the book had great narration and fun charters. interesting story.

enjoyable short.

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The second book in series, "Hell Hounds," is the kick-ass counterpoint about the afterlife and love-life of kick-ass vampiress, Hannah's, and a love interest with some serious mojo of his own!

East Bay Vamp!

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Hell Hounds was a quick read, but a laugh-out-loud addition to this series I love. Vampires, demons, hell hounds and a whole lot of laughs. The narrator really enhances the fun with just the right timing and intonation. I highly recommend Jessica McBrayer's vampire series to anyone who likes their vampires with a twist of humor.

Who doesn't love a hell hound!

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Overall this book is a nice short story with a few heart throbbing moments in it.

Nice

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I'm a *sucker* for books with dogs of any kind, and this was only novella size, so it was a no-brainer for me. Superpuppy finds young vampire and falls in love. Hannah, not as much, but takes him home and falls in love more each day. But there is something different about him, besides his growth rate. Enter the demon. He claims prior ownership, and then the real fun begins!
Valerie Gilbert nails the performance with a real You Are There quality!

Can YOUR dog bark fire?

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