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Dave Turner
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Dave Marwood is trapped in a soul-crushing dead-end job. He's in love with his work colleague Melanie and his only friend Gary is a conspiracy theory nut.
His life is going nowhere until he has a Near Death Experience—though Death thinks of it as a Near Dave Experience. He discovers gifts he never knew he possessed and a world he never dreamed existed. A world where the Grim Reaper is a hard-drinking, grumpy Billy Joel fan and the undead are bored, lonely, and dangerous.
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By: Boyd Lee
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The Last Human
- A Novel
- By: Zack Jordan
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 17 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Most days, Sarya doesn't feel like the most terrifying creature in the galaxy. Most days, she's got other things on her mind. Like hiding her identity among the hundreds of alien species roaming the corridors of Watertower Station. Or making sure her adoptive mother doesn't casually eviscerate one of their neighbors. Again. And most days, she can almost accept that she'll never know the truth - that she'll never know why humanity was deemed too dangerous to exist.
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Half way through and giving up.
- By The Kindly One on 05-21-20
By: Zack Jordan
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Age of Oracles: The Complete Trilogy
- Age of Oracles, Books 1–3
- By: Ben Hale
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 35 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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With all of magic at her command, Alydian is born to power. She and the other oracles serve the people, guiding kings and commoners with their ability to know the future. Yet despite Alydian's power, she cannot foresee the coming betrayal, for a rogue mage lurks in their midst and plots an alliance with the mighty guild of Verinai. Under the guise of benevolence, the Verinai offer their magic to all, while their expanding reach is noticed by none—except the Soldier.
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A good series
- By Jes_074 on 10-09-24
By: Ben Hale
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Time to Play
- Apocalypse Parenting, Book 1
- By: Erin Ampersand
- Narrated by: Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
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A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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just eating no review here.
- By Cory A. Marshall on 04-03-23
By: Erin Ampersand
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Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack
- Jane Bond, Books 1-2
- By: V.R. Tapscott
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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Contains books one and two of the humorous sci-fi Jane Bond series: Some Assembly Required and Dark Side of the Moon.
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PG 13 Scifi stories.
- By C E Wright on 02-21-21
By: V.R. Tapscott
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A Girl from Nowhere
- The Firewall Trilogy, Book 1
- By: James Maxwell
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Life in the wasteland is a constant struggle. No one knows it better than Taimin. Crippled, and with only his indomitable aunt to protect him, Taimin must learn to survive in a world scorched by two suns and frequented by raiders. But when Taimin discovers his homestead ransacked and his aunt killed, he sets off with one mission: to seek revenge against those who stole everything. With nowhere to call home, his hunt soon takes a turn when he meets a mystic, Selena, who convinces him to join her search for the fabled white city.
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YA Book
- By John on 06-08-20
By: James Maxwell
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Glory Lane
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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It's just another boring late night in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for Seeth, a disillusioned punk rocker with too much time on his hands and too little money. That is, until he heads to a bowling alley and runs into Kerwin, a geeky graduate student who's there doing research for a sociology assignment. While trying to distract Kerwin from his scholarly pursuits, Seeth notices two burly cops trying to unlawfully arrest a lone bowler, and for laughs, he jumps in to save him.
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Sorry I went for the re-read
- By Kristi on 02-28-25
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Salvaged
- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Rosalyn Devar is on the run from her famous family, the bioengineering job she's come to hate, and her messed-up life. She's run all the way to outer space, where she's taken a position as a "space janitor", cleaning up ill-fated research expeditions. But no matter how far she goes, Rosalyn can't escape herself. After too many mistakes on the job, she's given one last chance: take care of salvaging the Brigantine, a research vessel that has gone dark, with all crew aboard thought dead. But the Brigantine's crew are very much alive - if not entirely human.
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A Fantastic and Interesting Sci-Fi Read
- By Brian on 01-02-20
By: Madeleine Roux
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Butter, Sugar, Magic
- By: Jessica Rosenberg
- Narrated by: Veronica Giguere
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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At best, she's expecting a kitschy candy dish, at worst a beloved taxidermied pet, so when Cassie—newly divorced, single mom with zero prospects—discovers she's inheriting a fully stocked bakery along with a beautifully furnished apartment from a great aunt she'd never even heard of, she's convinced she must be dreaming.
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Mixed feelings
- By Effie on 12-21-24
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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Damsel
- By: Evelyn Skye
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Elodie never dreamed of a lavish palace or a handsome prince. Growing up in the famine-stricken realm of Inophe, her deepest wish was to help her people survive each winter. So when a representative from a rich, reclusive kingdom offers her family enough wealth to save Inophe in exchange for Elodie’s hand in marriage, she accepts without hesitation. Swept away to the glistening kingdom of Aurea, Elodie is quickly taken in by the beauty of the realm—and of her betrothed, Prince Henry.
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This is my 10th time listening to this audiobook.
- By KiJea on 08-15-24
By: Evelyn Skye
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Becoming Crone
- The Crone Wars, Book 1
- By: Lydia M. Hawke
- Narrated by: Carol Schneider
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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For Claire Emerson, there is nothing ordinary about turning sixty. First, there are the crows. Then, a pendant that unlocks a gate to a house in the woods—which comes with a snarky gargoyle, an entirely too-sexy wolf shifter claiming to be Claire's protector, and a legacy that turns her reality upside down. Because divorced, menopausal grandmothers with creaky hips and hot flashes? They don't just randomly discover they're next in a long line of powerful women protecting the world from the dark magick of Mages.
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Proof that you do not have to use sex to tell a story.
- By E on 07-05-24
By: Lydia M. Hawke
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Deadlands Druid
- The Sylvan Cycle Series, Book 1
- By: M.D. Massey
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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If I’m to restore the druids to their former glory, I’ll need a safe place to train my recruits. Ideally, someplace where they won’t get curb-stomped by the gods. I can’t think of a better place to hide out than an alternate timeline where the gods and fae are too busy fighting a civil war to bother with little old me. So, it’s time to head back, settle old scores, clear the alternate timeline Earth of the undead, and plant some new druid groves.
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consistent excellence
- By Richard Ceasor on 11-25-23
By: M.D. Massey
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The Darkwood Trilogy
- A Complete YA Fairy Tale Fantasy Series
- By: Anthea Sharp
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 33 hrs and 27 mins
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Taken away from her ordinary life, Rose Valrois finds herself in a world full of secrets and forbidden magic. There she meets her new stepsister, the enigmatic Princess Neeve, who will either become her best friend … or her worst enemy. In the shadows of the magical Darkwood, Rose discovers danger and adventure in her quest for answers about the mysteries surrounding her. When she’s rescued by Thorne, the Dark Elf guardian of the forest, he binds her to the Darkwood and forbids her to speak of its secrets.
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Excellent Teen/YA Fantasy Series
- By Adriana B on 09-28-22
By: Anthea Sharp
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- Cynthia Roman
- 10-30-24
Good piece of brain candy
I enjoyed this book. I was looking for something to hold me over while I wait for the next in another series. The book reminded me of “On a Pale Horse” by Piers Anthony which I enjoyed so I gave it a listen. The story moved at a good pace and the character were likable. Overall it’s not a great piece of literature but it is a fun romp and worth a read.
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- Derek L.
- 03-29-24
Seriously, you don't have to fear this reaper
great story, great humor, wonderful way to escape the current 'darkness' and maybe even some useful tips on how to handle a hostile work environment.
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- Dee
- 06-26-24
Refreshing
There is nothing to dislike other than “The End”. Hopefully there will be more books in the future!!
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- joshua brown
- 02-03-25
Pleasant surprise
I thought I was getting a tongue cheek idiot’s guide to the afterlife. Instead you get a cheeky little story written in the vein as a Neil Gaiman novel about an average, not so average, Dave that goes to work for the immortal being of Death. I liked this set and plan to start the next.
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- Amazonian Michelle
- 02-22-25
Fun, different, & quick
Just a fun take focusing mainly on Dave. He can see dead people. Death, of the 4 horse of the Apocalypse fame, hires him to help the ghosts that are still here. Nice light fun and quick read.
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- GeriatricMillennial
- 02-05-24
Fun
If Terry Pratchett wrote Shaun of the Dead, it might resemble this story. That feels like too simplistic a comparison and it doesn’t give Dave Turner credit for his own style of humor, but this is one of the only series I’ve read which was compared to Sir Terry’s books and didn’t disappoint me.
The story is more nuanced than that of Shaun of the Dead, but it does include plenty of witty pop culture references that will delight any 80’s nerd. Supporting characters are well fleshed out and are entertaining to follow.
The narration was enjoyable, with distinct accents and voices. I’ve enjoyed these books long before they were available in audiobook format, and I have no complaints about how the narrator chose to portray any of the characters. I’m very pleased to add this to my list of favorite audiobooks.
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- wisconsinclark
- 02-14-25
Truly Entertaining
I purchased this book on a 2 for 1 credit sale. Knowing nothing about it but looking for a second book, I searched reviews and found the series to be highly rated. I can honestly say, as I very much enjoy this genre, I was more than happy with the first set of three and now downloading the next box set.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-26-24
I enjoyed the characters
I liked the fast pace and comedy. the story was simple and easy to listen to
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- Tracy
- 02-07-25
Surprisingly Entertaining
I do realize I love jumping genre's. Spotted this as a light listen, something I could abandon if it didn't hold my attention. However, I completed it in 2 settings. Narrative style is superb. The story line is strong & relevant, just the names have been changed. Recomend to those who desire to widen their genre, with ease .
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- hunter 58
- 02-12-25
not my cup of tea
when I saw all the 5 star reviews I thought it must be good. Big mistake, the story line was confusing at best. predictable and uninspired writing and plot.
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