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Dave Turner
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Dave Marwood is trapped in a soul-crushing dead-end job. He's in love with his work colleague Melanie and his only friend Gary is a conspiracy theory nut.
His life is going nowhere until he has a Near Death Experience—though Death thinks of it as a Near Dave Experience. He discovers gifts he never knew he possessed and a world he never dreamed existed. A world where the Grim Reaper is a hard-drinking, grumpy Billy Joel fan and the undead are bored, lonely, and dangerous.
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Ellie Briar is the first non-witch to be born into her family for generations. The Briar family of witches run the town of Silverton, caring for its inhabitants with their skills and magic. In the usual scheme of things, they would be burnt for their sorcery, but the church has given them dispensation in return for their protection of the borders of the Darklands, where the much-feared Leech Lords hold sway.
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Perfection
- By Erin M Crowley on 12-14-24
By: A.G. Slatter
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Elemental Mastery Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: DB. King
- Narrated by: Alex Perone
- Length: 39 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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For all his twenty-one years, Zephyr has been a cultivator of the Carefree Path and a martial artist. He always assumed he would take the vows and become a monk, but his plans are thrown to the wind when he receives a letter from the Grand Sage to attend the Schools of Elemental Magic. Gifted with the system known as the Codex of Ascension, Zephyr intends to master the various elements in record-breaking time. Alongside two other students who bear mysteriously similar origins, his school year promises to be more than he could have ever imagined.
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Okay for a long road trip
- By Sailfish on 01-05-25
By: DB. King
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Liches Get Stitches
- Liches Get Stitches, Book 1
- By: HJ Tolson
- Narrated by: Ella Lynch
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right? Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
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Leveling up in a cheery British accent
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-08-23
By: HJ Tolson
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The CERBERUS Series: An Urban Fantasy Box Set, Books 1-3
- By: M.D. Massey, D. William Landsborough
- Narrated by: Benjamin Hawkins
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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When things go bump in the night, there's only one federal agency that stands between the supernatural and humankind...CERBERUS. C.E.R.B.E.R.U.S. stands for “Clandestine Enforcement and Reconnaissance Bureau, Extranormal Rampart Division of the United States”—the American law enforcement unit that was created to deal with all things magical and unexplained. Follow along as Deputy Marshal Tony Mendoza is inducted into the supernatural underworld by the shadowy agency and its enigmatic leader, Director Strickland.
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another great druid verse book series
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-25
By: M.D. Massey, and others
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The Duchy's Necromancer
- A Game of the Dead, Book 1
- By: Boyd Lee
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Saved by Duke Kinson, Morgan found a new life in the world of Dunnishire. Orphaned as a young teenager, he found himself in a new world where making friends was easy. That all came crashing down the day he turned sixteen and found out he not only had a death affinity, but was also a necromancer. For a time, all necromancers were put down before they could gain levels or power.
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Hard to get through
- By Sam S on 01-28-25
By: Boyd Lee
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The Last Human
- A Novel
- By: Zack Jordan
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 17 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Most days, Sarya doesn't feel like the most terrifying creature in the galaxy. Most days, she's got other things on her mind. Like hiding her identity among the hundreds of alien species roaming the corridors of Watertower Station. Or making sure her adoptive mother doesn't casually eviscerate one of their neighbors. Again. And most days, she can almost accept that she'll never know the truth - that she'll never know why humanity was deemed too dangerous to exist.
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Half way through and giving up.
- By The Kindly One on 05-21-20
By: Zack Jordan
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The Briar Book of the Dead
- By: A.G. Slatter
- Narrated by: Jess Nesling
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Ellie Briar is the first non-witch to be born into her family for generations. The Briar family of witches run the town of Silverton, caring for its inhabitants with their skills and magic. In the usual scheme of things, they would be burnt for their sorcery, but the church has given them dispensation in return for their protection of the borders of the Darklands, where the much-feared Leech Lords hold sway.
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Perfection
- By Erin M Crowley on 12-14-24
By: A.G. Slatter
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Elemental Mastery Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: DB. King
- Narrated by: Alex Perone
- Length: 39 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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For all his twenty-one years, Zephyr has been a cultivator of the Carefree Path and a martial artist. He always assumed he would take the vows and become a monk, but his plans are thrown to the wind when he receives a letter from the Grand Sage to attend the Schools of Elemental Magic. Gifted with the system known as the Codex of Ascension, Zephyr intends to master the various elements in record-breaking time. Alongside two other students who bear mysteriously similar origins, his school year promises to be more than he could have ever imagined.
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Okay for a long road trip
- By Sailfish on 01-05-25
By: DB. King
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Liches Get Stitches
- Liches Get Stitches, Book 1
- By: HJ Tolson
- Narrated by: Ella Lynch
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right? Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
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Leveling up in a cheery British accent
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-08-23
By: HJ Tolson
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The CERBERUS Series: An Urban Fantasy Box Set, Books 1-3
- By: M.D. Massey, D. William Landsborough
- Narrated by: Benjamin Hawkins
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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When things go bump in the night, there's only one federal agency that stands between the supernatural and humankind...CERBERUS. C.E.R.B.E.R.U.S. stands for “Clandestine Enforcement and Reconnaissance Bureau, Extranormal Rampart Division of the United States”—the American law enforcement unit that was created to deal with all things magical and unexplained. Follow along as Deputy Marshal Tony Mendoza is inducted into the supernatural underworld by the shadowy agency and its enigmatic leader, Director Strickland.
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another great druid verse book series
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-25
By: M.D. Massey, and others
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The Duchy's Necromancer
- A Game of the Dead, Book 1
- By: Boyd Lee
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Saved by Duke Kinson, Morgan found a new life in the world of Dunnishire. Orphaned as a young teenager, he found himself in a new world where making friends was easy. That all came crashing down the day he turned sixteen and found out he not only had a death affinity, but was also a necromancer. For a time, all necromancers were put down before they could gain levels or power.
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Hard to get through
- By Sam S on 01-28-25
By: Boyd Lee
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The Last Human
- A Novel
- By: Zack Jordan
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 17 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Most days, Sarya doesn't feel like the most terrifying creature in the galaxy. Most days, she's got other things on her mind. Like hiding her identity among the hundreds of alien species roaming the corridors of Watertower Station. Or making sure her adoptive mother doesn't casually eviscerate one of their neighbors. Again. And most days, she can almost accept that she'll never know the truth - that she'll never know why humanity was deemed too dangerous to exist.
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Half way through and giving up.
- By The Kindly One on 05-21-20
By: Zack Jordan
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Age of Oracles: The Complete Trilogy
- Age of Oracles, Books 1–3
- By: Ben Hale
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 35 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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With all of magic at her command, Alydian is born to power. She and the other oracles serve the people, guiding kings and commoners with their ability to know the future. Yet despite Alydian's power, she cannot foresee the coming betrayal, for a rogue mage lurks in their midst and plots an alliance with the mighty guild of Verinai. Under the guise of benevolence, the Verinai offer their magic to all, while their expanding reach is noticed by none—except the Soldier.
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A good series
- By Jes_074 on 10-09-24
By: Ben Hale
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Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack
- Jane Bond, Books 1-2
- By: V.R. Tapscott
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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Contains books one and two of the humorous sci-fi Jane Bond series: Some Assembly Required and Dark Side of the Moon.
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PG 13 Scifi stories.
- By C E Wright on 02-21-21
By: V.R. Tapscott
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Time to Play
- Apocalypse Parenting, Book 1
- By: Erin Ampersand
- Narrated by: Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
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A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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just eating no review here.
- By Cory A. Marshall on 04-03-23
By: Erin Ampersand
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Glory Lane
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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It's just another boring late night in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for Seeth, a disillusioned punk rocker with too much time on his hands and too little money. That is, until he heads to a bowling alley and runs into Kerwin, a geeky graduate student who's there doing research for a sociology assignment. While trying to distract Kerwin from his scholarly pursuits, Seeth notices two burly cops trying to unlawfully arrest a lone bowler, and for laughs, he jumps in to save him.
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interesting concept
- By Chris on 07-02-24
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Salvaged
- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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Rosalyn Devar is on the run from her famous family, the bioengineering job she's come to hate, and her messed-up life. She's run all the way to outer space, where she's taken a position as a "space janitor", cleaning up ill-fated research expeditions. But no matter how far she goes, Rosalyn can't escape herself. After too many mistakes on the job, she's given one last chance: take care of salvaging the Brigantine, a research vessel that has gone dark, with all crew aboard thought dead. But the Brigantine's crew are very much alive - if not entirely human.
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A Fantastic and Interesting Sci-Fi Read
- By Brian on 01-02-20
By: Madeleine Roux
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A Girl from Nowhere
- The Firewall Trilogy, Book 1
- By: James Maxwell
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
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Life in the wasteland is a constant struggle. No one knows it better than Taimin. Crippled, and with only his indomitable aunt to protect him, Taimin must learn to survive in a world scorched by two suns and frequented by raiders. But when Taimin discovers his homestead ransacked and his aunt killed, he sets off with one mission: to seek revenge against those who stole everything. With nowhere to call home, his hunt soon takes a turn when he meets a mystic, Selena, who convinces him to join her search for the fabled white city.
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YA Book
- By John on 06-08-20
By: James Maxwell
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Butter, Sugar, Magic
- By: Jessica Rosenberg
- Narrated by: Veronica Giguere
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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At best, she's expecting a kitschy candy dish, at worst a beloved taxidermied pet, so when Cassie—newly divorced, single mom with zero prospects—discovers she's inheriting a fully stocked bakery along with a beautifully furnished apartment from a great aunt she'd never even heard of, she's convinced she must be dreaming.
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Mixed feelings
- By Effie on 12-21-24
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How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Jeanette Illidge
- Length: 14 hrs and 1 min
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Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time. This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
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Manic Pixie Meme Girl goes places.
- By Sam on 11-28-24
By: Django Wexler
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The Darkwood Trilogy
- A Complete YA Fairy Tale Fantasy Series
- By: Anthea Sharp
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 33 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Taken away from her ordinary life, Rose Valrois finds herself in a world full of secrets and forbidden magic. There she meets her new stepsister, the enigmatic Princess Neeve, who will either become her best friend … or her worst enemy. In the shadows of the magical Darkwood, Rose discovers danger and adventure in her quest for answers about the mysteries surrounding her. When she’s rescued by Thorne, the Dark Elf guardian of the forest, he binds her to the Darkwood and forbids her to speak of its secrets.
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Excellent Teen/YA Fantasy Series
- By Adriana B on 09-28-22
By: Anthea Sharp
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Deadlands Druid
- The Sylvan Cycle Series, Book 1
- By: M.D. Massey
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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If I’m to restore the druids to their former glory, I’ll need a safe place to train my recruits. Ideally, someplace where they won’t get curb-stomped by the gods. I can’t think of a better place to hide out than an alternate timeline where the gods and fae are too busy fighting a civil war to bother with little old me. So, it’s time to head back, settle old scores, clear the alternate timeline Earth of the undead, and plant some new druid groves.
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consistent excellence
- By Richard Ceasor on 11-25-23
By: M.D. Massey
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New Earth Books 1 & 2
- By: Devon C. Ford, Chris Harris
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Their plans to survive the end of humanity were meticulous. Thorough. Flawed. They landed back on Earth hundreds of years after their expected return, and now the planet they once called home is unrecognisable. Warring tribes threaten their very survival, and members of Sierra team and Dr. David Anderson must work with their now-sentient AI to find a way to live peacefully with the survivors of the African facility.
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Light on the science, and one dimensional cliché characters. Tired, unoriginal premise.
- By Edward Janne on 05-17-23
By: Devon C. Ford, and others
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Becoming Crone
- The Crone Wars, Book 1
- By: Lydia M. Hawke
- Narrated by: Carol Schneider
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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For Claire Emerson, there is nothing ordinary about turning sixty. First, there are the crows. Then, a pendant that unlocks a gate to a house in the woods—which comes with a snarky gargoyle, an entirely too-sexy wolf shifter claiming to be Claire's protector, and a legacy that turns her reality upside down. Because divorced, menopausal grandmothers with creaky hips and hot flashes? They don't just randomly discover they're next in a long line of powerful women protecting the world from the dark magick of Mages.
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Proof that you do not have to use sex to tell a story.
- By E on 07-05-24
By: Lydia M. Hawke
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- Cynthia Roman
- 10-30-24
Good piece of brain candy
I enjoyed this book. I was looking for something to hold me over while I wait for the next in another series. The book reminded me of “On a Pale Horse” by Piers Anthony which I enjoyed so I gave it a listen. The story moved at a good pace and the character were likable. Overall it’s not a great piece of literature but it is a fun romp and worth a read.
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- Derek L.
- 03-29-24
Seriously, you don't have to fear this reaper
great story, great humor, wonderful way to escape the current 'darkness' and maybe even some useful tips on how to handle a hostile work environment.
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- Dee
- 06-26-24
Refreshing
There is nothing to dislike other than “The End”. Hopefully there will be more books in the future!!
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- GeriatricMillennial
- 02-05-24
Fun
If Terry Pratchett wrote Shaun of the Dead, it might resemble this story. That feels like too simplistic a comparison and it doesn’t give Dave Turner credit for his own style of humor, but this is one of the only series I’ve read which was compared to Sir Terry’s books and didn’t disappoint me.
The story is more nuanced than that of Shaun of the Dead, but it does include plenty of witty pop culture references that will delight any 80’s nerd. Supporting characters are well fleshed out and are entertaining to follow.
The narration was enjoyable, with distinct accents and voices. I’ve enjoyed these books long before they were available in audiobook format, and I have no complaints about how the narrator chose to portray any of the characters. I’m very pleased to add this to my list of favorite audiobooks.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-26-24
I enjoyed the characters
I liked the fast pace and comedy. the story was simple and easy to listen to
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- Melissa Barham
- 03-24-24
Comedy
I didn’t like the rhythm and speed of the narrator. It merged altogether, like reading a book without punctuation. But I loved the story so I stuck with it.
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