How to Piss Off Men
109 Things to Say to Shatter the Male Ego
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Your ultimate handbook for verbally destroying any man's ego
Have you ever been badgered by an annoying pick-up artist at the bar? Ever felt a burning desire to emotionally torture a friend’s boyfriend in an act of revenge? Have you ever endured just talking to a man before?
If so, then this book is for you.
With more than 100 phrases, questions, and comebacks, How to Piss Off Men is your essential guide to sending even the most relentless mansplainer into an existential crisis. Whether it’s referring to his expensive NFL jersey as “cosplay” or letting him know he has the confidence of a much taller man, this handbook will ensure you’re equipped to combat toxic masculinity in any situation.*
* The advice in this book has been thoroughly tested for effectiveness. Even on the author, bless his heart.
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
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Shock Induction
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Michael David Axtell
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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In Shock Induction, the best and brightest students at a seemingly reputable high school are disappearing. Every day it seems another overachiever is lost to an apparent suicide. But something far more sinister is lurking beneath the surface. These kids have been under surveillance since birth, monitored and measured by an online service called “Greener Pastures.” It’s here, in Greener Pastures, that billionaires observe and recruit the next generation of talent.
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Avocado
- By ExarDjinn on 11-20-24
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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If Anything Happens to Me
- By: Luanne Rice
- Narrated by: Marli Watson
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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It's been eight months since the body of Eloise Parrish was found in the woods. Eloise's surviving sister, Oli, is numb with grief and shock. But Oli's also angry. Her sister's killer was never identified or caught. There are no leads, no clues. The case is growing cold, and only Oli seems to care. Until Oli finds another girl left for dead, in the exact spot Eloise's body was found. Except this girl is alive. She can't remember how she got there, but Oli knows that she's the key to solving Eloise's murder.
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Compelling
- By Pink Amy on 09-19-24
By: Luanne Rice
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Gaslight
- By: Miles Joris-Peyrafitte, Sara Shepard
- Narrated by: Julia Atwood
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Rebecca is living a peaceful life in Nevada with her husband, Tom, and their two young children. Her past is in the past and she does a good job of keeping it there, until her old friend, Danny, shows up on the doorstep one morning, throwing her sweet family life into turmoil. Danny is nothing but a reminder of what Rebecca fled all those years ago, and all the secrets she’s keeping from Tom. She tries her hardest to manage the situation and figure out what Danny wants, but all Rebecca seems to find are layers upon layers of deception.
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Solid Storytelling & Suspense
- By A. Lotuaco on 10-23-24
By: Miles Joris-Peyrafitte, and others
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Women Living Deliciously
- By: Florence Given
- Narrated by: Florence Given
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Women Living Deliciously wants us to fall in love with our lives. It will help women uncover the sense of awe and wonder that has been buried by the layers of shame, perfectionism and self-objectification that get piled on us by the patriarchy. For too long we have internalized the belief that our bodies are things to be looked at—instead of lived in. That it’s embarrassing to fully express ourselves. That we cannot trust the parts of ourselves that are so full of desire.
By: Florence Given
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- T Drumm
- 09-17-24
97?
The Wine Review gave this a 97, but I don't think it pairs well with salmon, so.... :-/
I wanted so badly to leave an unserious review, but I feel that would do a disservice to my fellow listeners, so here's what I really think: the interview at the end is great, but my favorite part of this recording was listening to Kyle tell the story about his grandfather and the cake--that alone was worth the audible credit. And also, I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying!
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- Elizabeth Cary
- 09-19-24
A delightful and meaningful read!
Absolutely loved the way this book was presented. The perfect balance of short segments to make you laugh with deeper stories to make you reflect.
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