
I Just Want to Pee Alone
I Just Want to Pee Alone Series, Book 1
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Vanessa Daniels
About this listen
Motherhood is the toughest - and funniest - job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.
Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-05-18
must listen
for any mom of young children who needs to hear something other than babies crying while doing the dishes. these stories will make you laugh/cry and actually pee your pants... but motherhood might in part be to blame for that one.
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- Jack N
- 05-23-24
Laugh out loud funny!
Jen is hilarious, as are all the authors in this must listen to audio book!!
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- Cyn or Peter
- 11-09-19
funtastic
oh my!!! what a joy it is to have finally stepped out of my comfort reading and listening zone. If you are reading this do yourself a favor and listen to these laugh filled journeys these amazing women share.
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- Doreen J. Hoium
- 01-14-24
Laugh out loud funny
This was a good listen. the narrator does a very good job. The bloggers are all very funny. Highly recommend!
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- komondor
- 10-12-24
overall very funny
book is very good overall but the format is a bit odd. Do not think it is only for moms or woman. I am a 68 year old grandfather to be and I enjoyed it.
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- RICHARD
- 07-28-24
Laughed so hard a peed a little
These women were all such a breath of fresh air! I was looking for the right mom book to help me regain my sanity as I am approaching my final month of summer vacation! And, these ladies did just that and so much more! lol!
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- Anonymous User
- 01-15-25
funny & interesting
truth of life feel good for moms , lifestyle, parenting truths funny moments and makes you feel like less of a fail
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- thegrandmasparkles
- 07-04-21
Very Funny!!!
I laughed and giggled and laughed some more. Every mom would love these stories.
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- Jennifer Summerville-Boyer
- 03-04-23
Hilariously on point
What a wonderful compilation of funny and relatable mom stories. I may just have to go back and listen to it again. I’ve never laughed so hard at being a mom.
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- Brandon H.
- 02-15-24
So negative
I stopped by the 3rd chapter. I could not keep reading, it seemed so negative, as if always pointing out the bad about the situations (like nobody knows that having kids can be difficult). It sounded as a big complaint, not as funny stories that most parents could relate to.
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