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I Just Want to Pee Alone

By: Some Kickass Mom Bloggers, Jen Mann - editor
Narrated by: Vanessa Daniels
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Publisher's summary

Motherhood is the toughest - and funniest - job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.

Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"

Hear hysterical essays like:

  • "Embarrassment, Thy Name Is Motherhood"
  • "A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I Am Not"
  • "And Then There Was That Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother"
  • "So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller"
©2013 @throat_punch Books (P)2018 Tantor
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must listen

for any mom of young children who needs to hear something other than babies crying while doing the dishes. these stories will make you laugh/cry and actually pee your pants... but motherhood might in part be to blame for that one.

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Laugh out loud funny!

Jen is hilarious, as are all the authors in this must listen to audio book!!

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Laughed so hard a peed a little

These women were all such a breath of fresh air! I was looking for the right mom book to help me regain my sanity as I am approaching my final month of summer vacation! And, these ladies did just that and so much more! lol!

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funtastic

oh my!!! what a joy it is to have finally stepped out of my comfort reading and listening zone. If you are reading this do yourself a favor and listen to these laugh filled journeys these amazing women share.

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Laugh out loud funny

This was a good listen. the narrator does a very good job. The bloggers are all very funny. Highly recommend!

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overall very funny

book is very good overall but the format is a bit odd. Do not think it is only for moms or woman. I am a 68 year old grandfather to be and I enjoyed it.

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Very Funny!!!

I laughed and giggled and laughed some more. Every mom would love these stories.

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Hilariously on point

What a wonderful compilation of funny and relatable mom stories. I may just have to go back and listen to it again. I’ve never laughed so hard at being a mom.

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So negative

I stopped by the 3rd chapter. I could not keep reading, it seemed so negative, as if always pointing out the bad about the situations (like nobody knows that having kids can be difficult). It sounded as a big complaint, not as funny stories that most parents could relate to.

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