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Liches Get Stitches, Book 3
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Ella Lynch
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HJ Tolson
About this listen
Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but this hot lich is bringing ribbons and a sharp axe.
Having successfully stolen half the souls of Fairhaven out from under her rival's pretentious undead nose, Maud must now find homes for all her new pets, but the living are much noisier than the dead. As if that wasn't vexing enough, the self-appointed lich king has just unleashed a zombie plague on the land, threatening both Maud's patience and her wool supply.
Sometimes, to earn your peace and quiet, you just have to pop on a nice dress and go to war.
New undead adventures await—more murder, more mayhem, and definitely more abominable crafting.
Lich, Please is a grisly slice-of-life fantasy with ample gore.
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It isn’t easy being Sunday’s child, not when you’re the rather overlooked and unhappy youngest sibling to sisters named for the other six days of the week. Sunday’s only comfort is writing stories, although what she writes has a terrible tendency to come true. When Sunday meets an enchanted frog who asks about her stories, the two become friends. Soon that friendship deepens into something magical. One night, Sunday kisses her frog goodbye and leaves, not realizing that her love has transformed him....
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Charming... Enchanting
- By The Gabbards on 07-03-12
By: Alethea Kontis
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Dreamwalker
- The Ballad of Sir Benfro, Book 1
- By: J.D. Oswald
- Narrated by: Wayne Forester
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of The Ballad of Sir Benfro: Dreamwalker, the first installment in the new fantasy series from JD Oswald, read by Wayne Forester. Miles from the great cities of the Twin Kingdoms, a young boy called Errol tries to find his way in the world. He's an outsider, and no one, not even himself, has any knowledge of his true lineage. Deep in the forest, Benfro, the young male dragon begins his training in the subtle arts.
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Entertaining, albeit predictable
- By Marilyn C on 02-05-15
By: J.D. Oswald
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Patch 17
- By: G. Akella
- Narrated by: Zach Villa
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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A new update arrives to the ultra-popular online game, Realm of Arkon. With Patch 17, the level of immersion experienced by players in their gaming capsules has made virtual reality indistinguishable from the real world. But every gamer's dream becomes a nightmare for Roman Kozhevnikov after he gets confined to Arkon against his will. And not just to Arkon, but to its deadliest zone - Demon Grounds. Playing - or rather living - as his character Krian, it's not just about survival for Roman.
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Excellent story, great narrator...except...
- By Fitzwibble on 04-06-17
By: G. Akella
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Too Many Curses
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Suzanne Toren
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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The wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies. Instead, he transforms them into various accursed forms and locks them away in his castle. It's Nessy's duty to tend this castle. Its a lot of work, but she manages, taking pride in housekeeping talents that keep the castle from collapsing into chaos. But when Margle suddenly dies, everything begins to unravel.
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Enjoyable!
- By S. Friday on 06-07-11
By: A. Lee Martinez
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The Fate's Forsaken Omnibus
- Books 1-2 and Prequel Novella
- By: Shae Ford
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Books 1, 2, and the prequel novella of the Fate's Forsaken series. The series follows the adventures of Kael: a young man who is thrust from his home in the Unforgivable Mountains and onto a hero's path. The journey is long, the battles are fierce - nearly all of his companions are outlaws. And Kael's rotten bad luck seems to make everything worse. This is his story.
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Fantasy with light romance
- By Skipper on 09-23-15
By: Shae Ford
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Temple of Cocidius
- The Complete First Adventure
- By: Maxx Whittaker
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 20 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm Tamlir Kynthelig, mercenary. I lost my home, my family was slaughtered, and my kingdom was usurped. And then things really got bad. I saved King Mynogin and won the honor of a likely-fatal run through the Temple of Cocidius to gain him its treasure. Trust me when I say this isn't a change in my luck. Gathering the temple's eight artifacts has never been accomplished, and a thousand men have perished to its beasts and puzzles.
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Should be in the Erotica Section - VERY EXPLICIT
- By Rachael on 06-15-19
By: Maxx Whittaker
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Pools of Radiance
- Forgotten Realms: The Pools, Book 1
- By: James M. Ward, Jane Cooper Hong
- Narrated by: Teresa DeBerry
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
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The book of the Official Advanced Dungeons and Dragons computer game.
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Return of a Favorite
- By Christopher on 01-11-13
By: James M. Ward, and others
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The Sea of Trolls
- By: Nancy Farmer
- Narrated by: Gerard Doyle
- Length: 13 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In the year 793, siblings Jack and Lucy are captured by fearsome Vikings with a thirst for battle and pillaging. Taken to the court of Ivar the Boneless, Jack and Lucy are sent on a perilous journey - full of dragons and giant spiders - deep into the magical kingdom of the trolls!
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NO KINDNESS IS EVER WASTED
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-03-17
By: Nancy Farmer
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Wiz Biz Series 1
- Wizard’s Bane
- By: Rick Cook
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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It all began when the wizards of the White League were under attack by their opponents of the Black League and one of their most powerful members cast a spell to bring forth a mighty wizard to aid their cause. What the spell delivered was master hacker Walter "Wiz" Zumwalt. But spells are a lot like computer programs, and, in spite of the Wiz's unprepossessing appearance, he was going to defeat the all-powerful Black League, win the love of a beautiful red-haired witch, and prove that when it comes to spells and sorcery, nobody but nobody can beat a Silicon Valley computer geek!
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Spoilers ahead. Tread with caution!
- By John on 05-01-20
By: Rick Cook
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Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain
- By: Zac Gorman
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them). When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon - without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother - and it's up to Thisby to guide the princess safely.
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Fantastic
- By Amazon Customer on 11-06-18
By: Zac Gorman
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Prosper Redding: The Last Life of Prince Alastor
- By: Alexandra Bracken
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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Three hundred years ago, fate bound Prosper Redding and Prince Alastor of the Third Realm together. Now the human boy and fiend heir to the demon kingdom must put aside a centuries-old blood feud to save everything they love. Alastor will guide Prosper through the demon realm - under one huge condition: Prosper must enter into a contract with the malefactor residing in him, promising eternal servitude in the afterlife. With Prosper's sister in the clutches of the evil queen Pyra, Prosper has no choice but to agree.
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Excellent Book
- By Achukma on 06-12-19
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In the Land of Hershel
- The Sunrider Saga, Book 0
- By: Rafael Hohmann
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 51 mins
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Five knights tell stories of ancient lands, madness, and terrifying monsters...but no one can top Knight Elric's tale of the Land of Hershel, a monstrous swamp filled with horrifying creatures and an ever-present threat. If you stop moving, you drown. "In the Land of Hershel" is a short story set in the thrilling world of SunRider.
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Good but
- By Mistina on 05-09-23
By: Rafael Hohmann
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The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear
- By: Walter Moers
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 16 hrs and 9 mins
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Playful enough for young adult readers, yet as intricate and engaging as any work of literary fiction, The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear has the plot of a novel and the spontaneity and humor of a vintage comic book, making it already an instant cult classic.
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Hillarious and fantastic book and great listen
- By Paul on 03-25-11
By: Walter Moers
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- craig goad
- 07-11-23
So Awesome
I began this series after waiting for it to hit Audible, originally seeing it online. I really wanted a good voice act(or/ress) and I was not disappointed. What a great story and a perfect medium. Can't wait to see her devilish plans in the future!
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- Cole
- 05-04-23
pretty good!
I look forward to the next book! Love the Grimoire.
The story is unique and fun.
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- jared jinx
- 05-01-23
Wonderful!
This series is quite unique. I went into this book hoping for many things that happened, and was pleasantly surprised by much more.
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- Zero Calvin
- 05-24-23
I Was Worried, But It Turned Out Great.
I loved the first book so much, and I liked the second one too, but I wasn't too keen on having her face off against another lich. I didn't really like the mood of the second book with the constant threat of a boogyman springing up at any time. And then, unfortunately, she wasn't able to beat him by the end so now we are facing more of the same in the third book.
On top of that annoyance, we are also introduced to a whole undead plague in this book, which caused my heart to sink. I really worried that the whole book was going to be about Maude having to search for and concoct a cure for this, and then waste the whole book fighting zombies. Fortunately, while it seemed that way at first, the book moves on relatively quickly from that and simply follows Maude as she builds up her offenses and defenses in preparation to fight the annoying lich guy yet again. Normally this wouldn't interest me much either, but this is Maude we are talking about so she does it all with style and quality crafting. Her character really makes these books worthwhile. I loved the ending and I urge you to give it a chance even if you are hesitant about it like me.
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-13-23
Awesome Sequel
if you have been following the books thus far, just get this one! There are not enough reviews here, so I'm adding one because it deserves more recognition!
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- Lydell Moore
- 02-02-24
Fun listen!
I've been thoroughly enjoying this series this far. The characters have growth and the situations have kept me engaged.
if you like your dramas light hearted and fun this is a nice little series to listen to.
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- morgen bickler
- 08-16-23
Not in keeping with the first two
A good story but it would have been better with a summary rather than the forced story arch. The first two books have earned a read for the next but I just hope it has been planned better.
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