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Meet the Drunks
- The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise, Book 5
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Marissa Parness
- Length: 14 hrs and 53 mins
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Publisher's summary
Is it just me? Or are all relationships complicated? I feel a little bit like it might just be me. Because I seem to be the common denominator in every one of my f--ked-up relationships.
The only relationship I have that’s not f--ked up is with my octogenarian sidekick, Al. Although even his loyalty has come into question a time or two - like when he tried to turn in his two-weeks' notice and I was forced to remind him that he can’t quit a job he doesn’t have. And even if he could, then he wouldn’t get to hang out with me anymore.
Anyway, at the top of this complicated relationship list, you’ll find my parents.
They practically showed up out of the blue, cockblocking straight out of the airport gate, and continued complicating my life from the moment they laid eyes on the Seacoast Majestic Resort, where I live and am head of resort security.
Next on the list - and most certainly the f--kiest f--ked-up relationship I have - is with a certain British Satan reincarnate that goes by the name of Erika Wild. She’s the activities director at my resort but has serious delusions of grandeur.
And while I could continue down the complicated relationship list - I won’t, because that’s for me to know and you to hear about and quite honestly, the meat and potatoes of this story.
So if you’re ready for another round of Caribbean-flavored action and adventure, then you’ve come to the right guy. Meet the Drunks is the fifth book in my story.
As always, rated R for colorful language, crude humor, sexual innuendos, and the occasional non-PC remark. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
Oh, and one more thing. While I’m not one of those people who’ll tell you what to do with your life or anything, I will say, if you haven’t listened to Drunk on a Plane, Drunk on a Boat, Drunk Driving, or Drunk on the Job, you might wanna start there. You’d find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. That said, this story can stand on its own two feet if required to do so.
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- Unabridged
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Craig Elson’s life has hit rock bottom. Even though he’s one of the best strategic planners around, a more confident guy takes credit for his work, and despite being a good-looking man, he suffers insults from the slimiest creep at the bar. Taking care of his beloved mom, who has Alzheimer’s, uses all his funds, leaving him in a plain, depressing car...and a plain, depressing life. Until he sees gorgeous grad student Jesse Randall and his T-shirt that reads “I Would Bottom You So Hard”. The message seeps into Craig’s soul, and he asks Jesse to teach him to top.
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A wonderful romance story with great narration
- By Meph666 on 09-06-18
By: Tara Lain
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Guarding Evelyn
- By: Erin Zak
- Narrated by: Lula Larkin
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
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After an unfortunate incident and a forced leave of absence from the Secret Service, Arden Ryan is moving back to Chicago where she can get over her failures in the comfort of her childhood home.
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The book itself was amazing ..
- By Marquie on 02-10-23
By: Erin Zak
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Eric's Inferno
- Rescue Four Series, Book 1
- By: Tiffany Patterson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Zuzu Robinson
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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The men of Rescue Four are known for two things: for being the best the Williamsport Fire Department has to offer and for their rugged sex appeal. Rescue Four's reputation is carried like a badge of honor among all the men, including Eric "Harvard" Kim. Eric is the unofficial leader of the Rescue Four squad, and with his quiet yet appealing demeanor, he definitely lives up to his squad's playboy ways with the women. That is, until a certain bar owner catches his eye. Eric is hit with a desire so intense and overwhelming he can do little about it except submit.
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Always enjoy a little diversity.... great romantic storyline
- By Kelli on 10-17-19
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Jeremiah
- A Multicultural Gay Romance (High Rise, Book 1)
- By: Jayce Ellis
- Narrated by: Ace Bentley, Jameson Adams
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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To Collin Galloway, direction is a four-letter word. Sure, he hates his job, he hates living with his parents, and he really hates watching everyone move on without him. But he doesn’t know what he wants to do, long-term, and he won’t figure it out by thirsting over Jeremiah, the superhot, super-intense paramedic who is suddenly everywhere Collin looks.
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Nice story
- By BrilliantlyBlind313 on 01-28-22
By: Jayce Ellis
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Between Hello and Goodbye
- Between Hello and Goodbye, Book 1
- By: Emma Scott
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Desireé Ketchum
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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Faith Benson isn’t your emergency contact, she’s the party-girl friend you call for a good time. She's the gal-pal who loves mimosas at brunch and martinis at Happy Hour. But her carefree lifestyle threatens her job at a top Seattle ad agency; there’s no one better at landing big accounts (when she shows up). But now her boss demands she take a leave of absence to get her head on straight.
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Listen between the lines❤️
- By Val on 03-24-23
By: Emma Scott
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Honor
- By: J.L. Drake
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Grace Grant
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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Bullets fly during a dangerous mission, and Major Mark Lopez is critically injured. A Blackstone soldier, Mark is transferred to the North Dakota hospital, where he meets a pretty nurse, Mia. After Mark recovers from surgery, he is discharged from the hospital with orders to rest; not that he does. But when he returns to the hospital again and again with minor - and not-so-minor - injuries, Mia suspects he’s only coming to see her. When someone from Mark’s past comes to him for help, more blood is shed, and Mark must put his life on the line to keep Mia safe.
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Meh...
- By RN Analyst on 03-02-19
By: J.L. Drake
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The Right Swipe
- A Novel
- By: Alisha Rai
- Narrated by: Summer Morton, Brian Pallino
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Rhiannon Hunter may have revolutionized romance in the digital world, but in real life she only swipes right on her career - and the occasional hookup. The cynical dating app creator controls her love life with a few key rules: nude pics are by invitation only; if someone stands you up, block them with extreme prejudice; protect your heart. Only there aren't any rules to govern her attraction to her newest match, former pro-football player Samson Lima. The sexy and seemingly sweet hunk woos her one magical night...and disappears.
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Great story, odd narrator choice
- By Maya on 09-03-19
By: Alisha Rai
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Just Jenny
- By: Sandra Owens
- Narrated by: Felicity Hart, Edward Thomas
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
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In Just Jenny, Jenny Nance has a plan - save enough money to tour the world. The desire to traipse the globe is a dream she once shared with her twin sister. Jenny made a deathbed promise to her sister that she would go to all the places they had fantasized visiting together. Nothing will entice her to break her vow to Natalie, not even the sexy new Blue Ridge Valley police chief.... No matter how attracted she is to him.
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0 stars for Felicity Hart. 5 for Edward Thomas..
- By Trish R. on 08-06-19
By: Sandra Owens
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The Fall of Legend
- Legend Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Meghan March
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Joe Arden
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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We come from two different worlds. I’m from the streets. She might as well live in an ivory tower. I made my living with my fists. I doubt she could even throw a punch. Our paths never should have crossed. We never should have met. That doesn’t change the facts. I would sell my soul to taste those red lips. Fight the devil himself to hear her laugh. Burn in hell to have a single night. Scarlett Priest shouldn’t even know men like me exist, but sometimes temptation is stronger than will. If this is how I go down, it’ll be worth every second of the fall.
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Let me tell you...
- By Cami Cole on 01-13-20
By: Meghan March
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The Rich Boy
- By: Kylie Scott
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m the type of girl who’s given up on fairy tales. So when Beck – the hot new busboy at work - starts flirting with me, I know better than to get my hopes up. Happily ever afters aren’t for the average. I learned that the hard way. But how can I be expected to resist a man who can quote Austen, loves making me laugh, and seems to be everything hot and good in this world? Only there’s so much more to him than that. Billionaire playboy? Check. Troubled soul? Check.
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are you freaking serious!
- By Deanna on 07-14-20
By: Kylie Scott
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The Archangel: An Azrael Story
- The Soul Summoner Companion Stories, Book 3
- By: Elicia Hyder
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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Phenomenal!
- By Sam on 04-02-20
By: Elicia Hyder
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Survivor Lost
- By: Kimberley Troutte
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine, Robyn Verne
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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Ex-SEAL and US Coast Guard aviation rescue swimmer Marcus Holt has never lost a victim to the frigid waters of Alaska until a rescue spirals out of control, and he loses a man he loved like a father. When the dead man’s sexy daughter - a former assistant district attorney from New York - blows into Sitka asking questions, Marcus admits she may just have a case to sue him. Too many things went wrong out there. And he can’t remember a thing.
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An amazing story
- By Sheila Schwartz on 08-14-20
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Moving On
- By: Felice Stevens
- Narrated by: Kale Williams
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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When his roof caves in, Sean Lovett thinks things can't get any worse. Until he loses his job, adding yet another bump in the rocky road of his life. None of his so-called friends can—or will—help. And asking a favor from his abusive ex? Hard pass. Luckily, his sister comes to the rescue and offers him a great apartment—in the city, no less—until he can get back on his feet.
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5*****
- By Queen of Halloween on 02-16-23
By: Felice Stevens
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- Willis A Funn Jr.
- 01-24-22
Smile on your face while reading
This is a fun diversion to break up some of the tension of these times 😀
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- Thomas W Galloway
- 03-06-21
Great
it's been a great series all five books hopefully he continues it. extremely good audio series
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- Kindle Customer
- 04-11-21
best books
love the auto books . very funny. will written. I can't wait for the next drunk book to come out. thank you. 😊
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- Maria
- 02-17-23
Not my favorite.
This was not one of my favorite Drunk stories. I found his mom overbearing and extremely annoying - like nails on a chalkboard. And his banter with Al forced. He sounded too tired and very flat. Still a fan and will continue with the series.
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- Todd
- 01-30-21
Almost too much Drunk and Al
The banter and word play between Drunk and Al was over done in this outing and seemed forced. Other than that, not a bad addition to the Drunk saga
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- bob
- 05-07-21
met the Drunks
like the others in the series good fun read
and narrator's do outstanding work enjoy
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- Rebecca A. Grady
- 06-24-24
Ugh! Ma!
This has been my least favorite in this series. Drunk’s mother irritated the HECK out of me. We all know Drunk was an actual police officer in the states, but here comes ma DEMANDING details of an on-going investigation, and, HE GIVES THEM TO HER! I very much dislike her character. On the flip side, this is one of the best narrations I’ve heard. Being able to capture the not so subtle nuances of an inebriated person is not easy, but he nails it! I laughed that entire bit.
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- John Lebo
- 06-25-21
Drunk's mom is the worst
I'm about half way through the book and a few times too many I have wanted to turn it off and I have skipped some parts of her ranting. I understand the whole mom being annoying theme going on but Drunk's mom is unbearable, like cringe to the extreme. I'll review completely when it's over.
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- Ken Wheeler
- 03-20-24
Annoying narrations.
The only thing that saved this audible was the story. Too much sarcasm, petulant attitude annoying voices. Main character and mother were ridiculous.
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