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Midlife Blues: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
- Not Too Late, Book 2
- Narrated by: Michella Moss
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
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Publisher's summary
Rita Hayworth is not just the only American in town. She's also the only human!
For all the everyday heroines over 40 who know it's not too late for magic!
This audiobook begins with the formerly reclusive gentleman vampire hosting a murder mystery dinner you'll never forget and ends with the case of the captured kelpie. From Hallow Hill to Northern Ireland, don't miss your favorite judge's magical adventures.
From the five-time winner of Best Paranormal Romance Series (Knights of Black Swan), a humorous, new, second-chance series by New York Times and USA Today best-selling author Victoria Danann.
Perfect for fans of K.F. Breene, Darynda Jones, Shannon Mayer, and Fab 13.
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I hate writing Bad reviews but.....
- By Joseph Reeves on 04-26-17
By: Emma Newman
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A Bride for the Prizefighter
- Victorian Prizefighters Series, Book 1
- By: Alice Coldbreath
- Narrated by: Carmen Rose
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
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Mina's well-ordered life is thrown into disarray when her father drops a bombshell on his deathbed: She has a brother she never knew of. Not only that, he is on his way to rescue her from the collapse of their school under a mountain of debts. A wild journey across country later, Mina finds herself thrown at the feet of the brutish William Nye, prize-fighter and owner of a disreputable inn, The Merry Harlot. Respectable Mina is appalled to find herself obliged to wed this surly stranger.
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Absolutely Wonderful
- By Elly Strang on 07-15-21
By: Alice Coldbreath
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Daughter of the Blood
- Black Jewels, Book 1
- By: Anne Bishop
- Narrated by: John Sharian
- Length: 16 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Seven hundred years ago, a Black Widow witch saw an ancient prophecy come to life in her web of dreams and visions. Now, the Dark Kingdom readies itself for the arrival of its queen, a witch who will wield more power than even the High Lord of Hell himself. But she is still young, still open to influence - and corruption.
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A Walk on the Dark Side of Fantasy
- By Wrightaway on 06-07-10
By: Anne Bishop
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Hadley Beckett's Next Dish
- By: Bethany Turner
- Narrated by: Aimee Lilly
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Celebrity chef Maxwell Cavanaugh is known for many things: his multiple Michelin stars, his top-rated Culinary Channel show To the Max, and most of all his horrible temper. Hadley Beckett, host of the Culinary Channel's other top-rated show, At Home with Hadley, is beloved for her Southern charm and for making her viewers feel like family. When Max experiences a very public temper tantrum, he's sent packing to get his life in order. When he returns, career in shambles, his only chance to get back on TV and in the public's good graces is to work alongside Hadley.
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Thoroughly Enjoyable and Funny!
- By cgashley on 05-30-21
By: Bethany Turner
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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By the Book
- By: Amanda Sellet
- Narrated by: Laura Knight Keating
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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In this clever YA rom-com debut perfect for fans of Kasie West and Ashley Poston, a teen obsessed with 19th-century literature tries to cull advice on life and love from her favorite classic heroines to disastrous results - especially when she falls for the school's resident Lothario.
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I have a book hangover and there’s no “hair of the dog” because this is a debut.
- By SAJB on 08-27-20
By: Amanda Sellet
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Between
- The Chronicles of Between, Book 1
- By: L. L. Starling
- Narrated by: Steve West, Emily Ellet
- Length: 32 hrs and 9 mins
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Sasha Pierce hasn’t had a single dream since she was a child...until she accepts a substitute teaching position in the charmingly witchy village of Old Middleton. Her first dream in twenty-five years ought to be enchanting, but her wonder quickly turns to shock when she realizes that it’s not a dream at all, but an entirely different sort of magic. Catapulted through an ancient portal into the fairytale kingdom of Between, Sasha’s astonishment is swiftly upgraded to panic when she accidentally performs a supposedly impossible feat and is declared the True Queen of Between.
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perfect narrators for my favorite characters
- By AnglophileLV on 03-07-23
By: L. L. Starling
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A Princess for Christmas
- A Novel
- By: Jenny Holiday
- Narrated by: Charlotte North
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Leo Ricci's already handling all he can, between taking care of his little sister, Gabby, driving a cab, and being the super of his apartment building in the Bronx. But when Gabby spots a "princess" in a gown outside of the UN trying to hail a cab, she begs her brother to stop and help. Before he knows it, he's got a real-life damsel in distress in the backseat of his car. Princess Marie of Eldovia shouldn't be hailing a cab, or even be out and about. But after her mother’s death, her father has plunged into depression and the fate of her country has fallen on her shoulders.
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Christmas?
- By B. D. on 12-01-21
By: Jenny Holiday
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Mackenzie Grey: Origins Complete Boxed Set
- Mackenzie Grey: Origins Series, Books 1- 4
- By: Karina Espinosa
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 34 hrs and 4 mins
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It's hard enough being an undergraduate student, an intern at Downtown Manhattan's police station, and a bouncer at a local bar. Add her now ex-boyfriend who recently dumped her for the school's resident bimbo - oh, and she's a werewolf.
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Hot mess
- By Amazon Customer on 12-10-22
By: Karina Espinosa
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Secondhand Spirits
- A Witchcraft Mystery, Book 1
- By: Juliet Blackwell
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
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Lily Ivory hopes for a normal life when she opens Aunt Cora's Closet. With her magical knack for vintage fashion - she can sense vibrations of the past from clothing and jewelry - her store becomes a big hit. But when a client is murdered and children start disappearing from the Bay Area, Lily may be the only one who can unravel the crime.
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Needs a different narrator
- By A on 10-15-12
By: Juliet Blackwell
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Kiss of Temptation
- Deadly Angels, Book 3,
- By: Sandra Hill
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
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Ivak Sigurdsson is dead . . . well, sort of. Guilty of the sin of lust, he's been given an unusual penance: spend eternity as a Viking vampire angel, or vangel, fighting Lucipires, Satan's vampire demons on earth. Now sequestered in Angola Prison as a "spiritual advisor," Ivak is finding all these centuries of celibacy depressing, to say the least. But then, along comes southern belle Gabrielle Sonnier. Is she a reward for his good deeds or a temptation sent to rattle his lustsome brain?
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No, no slavery stories, we're past that ...
- By Sharon on 01-20-20
By: Sandra Hill
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Cloche and Dagger
- Hat Shop Mystery Series # 1
- By: Jenn McKinlay
- Narrated by: Karyn O'Bryant
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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Not only is Scarlett Parker's love life in the loo - as her British cousin Vivian Tremont would say - it's also gone viral with an embarrassing video. So when Viv suggests Scarlett leave Florida to lay low in London, she hops on the next plane across the pond. Viv is the proprietor of Mims's Whims, a ladies' hat shop on Portobello Road bequeathed to both cousins by their beloved grandmother, and she wants Scarlett to finally join her in the millinery business. But a few surprises await Scarlett in London.
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Charming story. Disappointing ending.
- By happydisabledmom on 05-27-20
By: Jenn McKinlay
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- Kickez
- 02-23-21
Good but....
It’s been a very long time since I last reviewed a book, but I felt this book merited it. I LOVE these characters, setting, and storyline, the author paints a great picture in many respects, I was completely hooked after the 1st book, which was a lovely 9+ hours, but this book came up very short. At half the time, many ideas were introduced that went nowhere. At the end of the 1st book we were told about John David’s upcoming murder mystery dinner which is where we come in. There was a lot of build up and many scrumptious details given (clothing worn, preparations made, gorgeous scenery, foods eaten), but the event wrapped up so very quickly and it ended very abruptly. Then we jump right into Ritas magistrate’s duties, again a lot of details are given about the defendants, and we learn some good info about this wonderful world the author is building before us, then the book suddenly ends. One loose end of note left hanging is the object that John David (the vampire) takes care of that showed up in Rita’s shop. And for that matter, the mystery of where the items for the store come from has yet to be addressed. And Rita’s daughter, lots of loose ends there. I expected Rita’s ex to show back up and make a bunch of trouble, because you know we want to see some accountability dished out to him, but these issues may be forthcoming in upcoming books. Rita is living my dream life (except I adore my hubby) and I’m a tad older, so I want more please. Most stories have a basic conflict-resolution main theme, and even some sub-theme(s) that generally wrap up with each book, and have a least one on going theme throughout the series, but this series, so far, doesn’t follow this format. It’s a great to leave your readers wanting more, not so good to leave them so thoroughly unsatisfied.
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- Mrs. T
- 03-02-23
Fun series
This has been a delightful series. I continue to listen/read and look forward to the next book!
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- Terra
- 03-24-21
Fantastic
A smart, sexy, honest, happy middle aged woman...you don’t say. Thank you Victoria Danann for writing a lady many of us can relate too. Rita Hayworth tenacity is refreshing. A great read.
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- Patrick Smith
- 05-05-21
Good Story
The Storyline was good but it dragged. concentrated too much in food and umms and ahhs rather then solid story. The narrator was ok just a bit without inflection.
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- Jeff
- 06-08-21
Love this story
Book 2 continues the adventure with the new magistrate in her new magical world. It's fun to hear about all the trouble the fae get into and her fair justice. The narrator was perfect for this series and did a great job. Can't wait for more. Highly recommended.
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- JJK
- 10-24-24
Definitely NOT an American narrator
I do wish, as Rita is an American, that the narrator would use American pronunciations for words and not her apparently natural Canadian. The glaring words mar the pictures I am making in my head while she is speaking.
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- Shoe Monger
- 02-26-21
Positive friendships
Rita Hayworth's story continues in book 2 -
Rita is breaking all the norms her predecessors did - Making friends, choosing to be friendly as a human has made some skeptical of their new judge.
One such friend is a lonely vampire she befriends only to realize there is more to him than anyone gave him credit for.
As Rita presides over court her decisions have turned some of the most cynical characters into her biggest fans, and Rita, with no law degree of her own, begins to enjoy the positive changes to her new life and a way to help the magic characters in return. Can't wait for the next book in this series.
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- Kristina
- 03-01-21
The ending sucked
This book was way too short. And the next book in not in Audio. Major letdown.
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- Mariejoy Cabel
- 07-17-23
So short
Enjoying the stories, but that book was much shorter than I am used to from authors.
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- Andrea L
- 08-15-23
Story With a Lesson
Rita Hayworth is not just the only American in town. She's also the only human! This an interesting story about a woman that becomes the magistrate and has to find out who the killer is using a court room that has magic to help. There is also a surprise that no one was aware of.
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