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A Miss Percy Guide, Book 3
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Miss Mildred Percy has no wish to go to London.
Unfortunately, her niece, Belinda, has recently absconded from Nyth y Ddraig with 1) a newly hatched white dragon, 2) over a dozen (unhatched) dragon eggs, and 3) an extraordinary surfeit of hubris. All clues lead to London, and so Mildred and company have no choice but to follow her to town.
But retrieving a hoard of dragon eggs in the middle of a vast city is no easy task, especially when confronted with such impediments as journalism, pelicans, and a certain Prince Regent. Now Mildred must do everything in her power to return the stolen eggs to Wales—before they hatch!—and finally carve out the life for herself she has always wanted.
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Miss Mildred Percy is a spinster. She does not dance, she has long stopped dreaming, and she certainly does not have adventures. That is, until her great uncle has the audacity to leave her an inheritance, one that includes a dragon’s egg. The egg—as eggs are wont to do—decides to hatch, and Miss Mildred Percy is suddenly thrust out of the role of “spinster and general wallflower” and into the unprecedented position of “spinster and keeper of dragons.” But England has not seen a dragon since…well, ever.
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Pride and prejudice and dragon
- By Silly pants on 11-07-22
By: Quenby Olson
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Rise of the Dawnbringer
- The Bornbane Series, Book 1
- By: I.A. Takerian
- Narrated by: Zura Johnson
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
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After living her life behind the walls of the illustrious kingdom of Delinval, Princess Mara, niece of the great King Grathiel, understands what is expected of her. As her uncle's only heir, she was raised to be a noble woman with a full understanding of the history of the lands of Zenafrost and the fallen kingdoms that lay beyond Delinval's protected borders. But the political intrigue and endless theatrics that come with her birth-right have never suited her. Mara loathes the future her uncle has planned for her, and the approach of her twenty-first birthday brings with it a new horror.
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A fast paced fantasy
- By True Jennifer on 03-08-25
By: I.A. Takerian
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Christmas Pie
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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St Mary's has never lacked for enemies, but danger has never been closer to home. A state of war has broken out between St Mary's and the Women's Institute - the Raffia Mafia. Markham, Max, Peterson and Miss Sykes must jump to Restoration London in search of real Christmas pie - the honour of St Mary's is at stake. At least that how it all begins, but this is St Mary's after all.
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First present I opened this Christmas morning!
- By Debbie B. Daugherty on 12-25-23
By: Jodi Taylor
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The Very First Damned Thing
- An Author-Read Audio Exclusive
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Jodi Taylor
- Length: 2 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Jodi Taylor reads the long-awaited prequel in her Chronicles of St Mary’s series, as Dr Bairstow struggles to set up St Mary’s as we know it in a world still scarred by the ravages of civil war. Ever wondered how it all began? It’s two years since the final victory at the Battersea Barricades. The fighting might be finished, but for Dr Bairstow, just now setting up St Mary's, the struggle is only beginning. How will he assemble his team? From where will his funding come?
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Wait for it on Kindle. Not the best on audio
- By Sheryl on 11-05-15
By: Jodi Taylor
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Cats of the Afterlife
- A Talking Cat Fantasy Series
- By: Wendy Ledger
- Narrated by: Kae Marie Denino
- Length: 20 hrs and 54 mins
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Jem was not prepared for the afterlife. She was not ready to leave her family on Earth. Could she put faith in her new guide? She didn't even want to be here. And would any of these ghost cats ever be willing to be her friend? As time went on, new challenges arose. Her Earth family adopted kittens. But were they really trustworthy? Jem wasn't sure about that at all. Meanwhile here in the afterlife, grifter cats threatened to hurt others around her. Can this calico step up to protect her loved ones from danger?
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Best book ever read!!!!!!
- By Matt Christopherson on 10-16-22
By: Wendy Ledger
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Unexpected Temptation
- By: MINK
- Narrated by: Dillon Sickels, Anne Robert
- Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
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Love pops up in unexpected places in this collection from MINK. Even though temptation might not be foreseen, love takes control and brings these alpha heroes to their knees for the women they adore. This collection features Unexpected Queen, Unexpected Love, Unexpected Devotion, Sweet Psycho, and Sweet Obsession (the highly-requested story for Ocean!).
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Miss Percy's Pocket Guide (to the Care and Feeding of British Dragons)
- A Miss Percy Guide, Book 1
- By: Quenby Olson
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 12 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Miss Mildred Percy is a spinster. She does not dance, she has long stopped dreaming, and she certainly does not have adventures. That is, until her great uncle has the audacity to leave her an inheritance, one that includes a dragon’s egg. The egg—as eggs are wont to do—decides to hatch, and Miss Mildred Percy is suddenly thrust out of the role of “spinster and general wallflower” and into the unprecedented position of “spinster and keeper of dragons.” But England has not seen a dragon since…well, ever.
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Pride and prejudice and dragon
- By Silly pants on 11-07-22
By: Quenby Olson
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Rise of the Dawnbringer
- The Bornbane Series, Book 1
- By: I.A. Takerian
- Narrated by: Zura Johnson
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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After living her life behind the walls of the illustrious kingdom of Delinval, Princess Mara, niece of the great King Grathiel, understands what is expected of her. As her uncle's only heir, she was raised to be a noble woman with a full understanding of the history of the lands of Zenafrost and the fallen kingdoms that lay beyond Delinval's protected borders. But the political intrigue and endless theatrics that come with her birth-right have never suited her. Mara loathes the future her uncle has planned for her, and the approach of her twenty-first birthday brings with it a new horror.
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A fast paced fantasy
- By True Jennifer on 03-08-25
By: I.A. Takerian
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Christmas Pie
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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St Mary's has never lacked for enemies, but danger has never been closer to home. A state of war has broken out between St Mary's and the Women's Institute - the Raffia Mafia. Markham, Max, Peterson and Miss Sykes must jump to Restoration London in search of real Christmas pie - the honour of St Mary's is at stake. At least that how it all begins, but this is St Mary's after all.
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First present I opened this Christmas morning!
- By Debbie B. Daugherty on 12-25-23
By: Jodi Taylor
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The Very First Damned Thing
- An Author-Read Audio Exclusive
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Jodi Taylor
- Length: 2 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Jodi Taylor reads the long-awaited prequel in her Chronicles of St Mary’s series, as Dr Bairstow struggles to set up St Mary’s as we know it in a world still scarred by the ravages of civil war. Ever wondered how it all began? It’s two years since the final victory at the Battersea Barricades. The fighting might be finished, but for Dr Bairstow, just now setting up St Mary's, the struggle is only beginning. How will he assemble his team? From where will his funding come?
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Wait for it on Kindle. Not the best on audio
- By Sheryl on 11-05-15
By: Jodi Taylor
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Cats of the Afterlife
- A Talking Cat Fantasy Series
- By: Wendy Ledger
- Narrated by: Kae Marie Denino
- Length: 20 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Jem was not prepared for the afterlife. She was not ready to leave her family on Earth. Could she put faith in her new guide? She didn't even want to be here. And would any of these ghost cats ever be willing to be her friend? As time went on, new challenges arose. Her Earth family adopted kittens. But were they really trustworthy? Jem wasn't sure about that at all. Meanwhile here in the afterlife, grifter cats threatened to hurt others around her. Can this calico step up to protect her loved ones from danger?
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Best book ever read!!!!!!
- By Matt Christopherson on 10-16-22
By: Wendy Ledger
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Unexpected Temptation
- By: MINK
- Narrated by: Dillon Sickels, Anne Robert
- Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Love pops up in unexpected places in this collection from MINK. Even though temptation might not be foreseen, love takes control and brings these alpha heroes to their knees for the women they adore. This collection features Unexpected Queen, Unexpected Love, Unexpected Devotion, Sweet Psycho, and Sweet Obsession (the highly-requested story for Ocean!).
By: MINK
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The Sinclair Hound
- Sinclair Jewels, Book 1
- By: Caroline Lee
- Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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As the youngest of the Sinclair Jewels, Pearl has made a place for herself among her clan, serving her people and doing her best to care for those who need help. Unlike her sisters, she has no interest in ever leaving her family. But when she's forced to choose between an unwanted marriage or taking holy vows, she makes a fateful mistake. If she can't stay with her clan, she'll become a nun. But once her sire tasks the Hound to escort her to the abbey, Pearl is forced to admit two things: she never wanted to take holy vows and her fascination with the Hound can no longer be denied.
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Great stroy
- By Twalked on 02-10-25
By: Caroline Lee
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Geek Girl
- By: Holly Smale
- Narrated by: Katey Sobey
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Harriet Manners is a geek. As if the Oxford English Dictionary on her nightstand isn't enough of a clue, there are also the weird looks she gets at school, and the way no one appreciates her extensive trivia knowledge. So when her friend Nat drags her along to a fashion show and Harriet is accidentally discovered by a modeling agent, she leaps at the chance to reinvent herself.
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refreshing experience of YA
- By Hsinhui-Hui, Julia on 02-14-19
By: Holly Smale
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Goddess with a Blade
- By: Lauren Dane
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Rowan Summerwaite is no ordinary woman. Physical vessel to the Celtic goddess Brigid and raised by the leader of the Vampire Nation, she's a supercharged hunter with the power to slay any vampire who violates the age-old treaty. A recent string of murders has her at odds with Las Vegas's new Scion, the arrogant and powerful Clive Stewart. The killings have the mark of Vampire all over them, and Rowan warns Clive to keep his people in line - or she'll mete out her own brand of justice.
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Average
- By Leesa on 03-26-13
By: Lauren Dane
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A Strangeness in My Mind
- A Novel
- By: Orhan Pamuk, Ekin Oklap - translator
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 21 hrs and 56 mins
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Since his boyhood Mevlut Karataş has fantasized about what his life would become. Not getting as far in school as he'd hoped, at the age of 12 he comes to Istanbul - "the center of the world" - and is immediately enthralled by both the old city that is disappearing and the new one that is fast being built. He follows his father's trade, selling boza on the street and hoping to become rich like other villagers who have settled the desolate hills outside the booming metropolis. But luck never seems to be on Mevlut's side.
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A Strangeness in My Mind: A Delight for my Commute
- By Andrea Frank on 03-19-16
By: Orhan Pamuk, and others
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Bring Them Home
- Detective Karen Hart, Book 1
- By: D. S. Butler
- Narrated by: Henrietta Meire
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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When two young girls disappear from their primary school, the village of Heighington is put on high alert—and not for the first time. Called in to investigate, Detective Karen Hart is sure that parallels with a previous disappearance are anything but coincidental. DS Hart is still reeling from a case she tried and failed to solve eighteen months ago, when a young woman vanished without a trace. She’s no nearer to the truth of what happened to Amy Fisher, but with two children missing now, too, the stakes have never been higher.
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Solid first book
- By Carla C. Galeano Ferreyra, David Tapia Cubillo on 10-18-18
By: D. S. Butler
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A Proper Dragon
- Dragons of Mayfair, Book 1
- By: E.B. Wheeler
- Narrated by: Stephanie Nemeth-Parker
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
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Phoebe Hart is one of the dragon-linked, those chosen by a young dragon as a companion, who get magic in return. Her family and country neighbors have never been happy about her abilities, so she hopes to find her place in London. But neither her dragon nor her magic behaves as she would wish, and London is full of pitfalls: runaway girls in need of saving, anti-magic Luddites threatening the dragon-linked, and the handsome-but-chilly Viscount Westing, who continually catches Phoebe off guard.
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What a fun spin on Regency Romance!
- By M.E. Herbst on 02-20-23
By: E.B. Wheeler
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A Warrior's Fate
- Wolves of Morai, Book 1
- By: Melissa Kieran
- Narrated by: Angelina Rocca
- Length: 29 hrs and 24 mins
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The goddess, Fate, must enjoy playing with the mortals. For why else would she choose the most important night of Isla's life to place her soulmate on her path? On the night she's to enter the Hunt, a perilous trial to earn her title of warrior, Isla meets her fated mate. Handsome, arrogant, and frustratingly captivating, Kai is everything she could want but nowhere near what she needs right now. He is the king of the enigmatic Deimos… which makes Isla their rightful queen.
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Awesome
- By ma esther oropeza grado on 12-08-24
By: Melissa Kieran
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Hell for Hire
- Tear Down Heaven, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Nicholas Cain
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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A hulked-out wrath demon who eats gamer rage and loves cats, a shapeshifting lust demon who enjoys their food a bit too much, and a void demon who doesn’t see the point of any of this. They’re not the sort of mercenaries you'd hire on purpose, but Bex wouldn’t trust her life to anyone else. Ever since the ancient Mesopotamian king Gilgamesh decided death wasn’t for him, killed the gods, and conquered the afterlife, times have been rough for a free demon.
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Great new world and characters
- By Dedra R. Wolff on 08-23-24
By: Rachel Aaron
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Bob and Nikki: Publisher's Pack
- Bob and Nikki, Book 1, 2, 3
- By: Jerry Boyd
- Narrated by: Chris Ciulla
- Length: 17 hrs and 34 mins
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Bob thought he was doing fine on his own. Then the love of his life fell out of the sky. Can he get her back in the air with auto parts and a cutting torch? If he does, will she ever come back? Nikki took a job before she saw the equipment. Can she keep her passengers alive on a strange planet? Are the natives friendly?
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Excellent Series
- By Q on 06-18-20
By: Jerry Boyd
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White Silence
- Elizabeth Cage, Book 1
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Kate Scarfe
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Elizabeth Cage is a child when she discovers that there are things in this world that only she can see. But she doesn't want to see them, and she definitely doesn't want them to see her. What is a curse to Elizabeth is a gift to others - a very valuable gift they want to control. When her husband dies, Elizabeth's world descends into a nightmare. But as she tries to piece her life back together, she discovers that not everything is as it seems.
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Something new, but still very much Jodi Taylor!
- By Lora Feeley on 09-22-17
By: Jodi Taylor
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The Cornish Wedding Murder
- Nosey Parker, Book 1
- By: Fiona Leitch
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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Still spinning from the hustle and bustle of city life, Jodie ‘Nosey’ Parker is glad to be back in the Cornish village she calls home. Having quit the Met Police in search of something less dangerous, the change of pace means she can finally start her dream catering company and raise her daughter, Daisy, somewhere safer. But there’s nothing quite like having your first job back at home be catering an ex-boyfriend’s wedding to remind you of just how small your village is.
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Fun Novel!
- By Elizabeth B Shepard on 08-24-24
By: Fiona Leitch
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Sorcery and Small Magics
- By: Maiga Doocy
- Narrated by: Ciaran Saward
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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Leovander Loveage is a master of small magics. He can summon butterflies with a song or turn someone’s hair pink by snapping his fingers. Though such minor charms don’t earn him much respect, anything more elaborate always blows up in his face, and so Leo vowed long ago never to use powerful magic again. That is, until a mishap with a forbidden spell binds Leo to obey the commands of his longtime rival, Sebastian Grimm. Grimm is Leo’s complete opposite—respected, exceptionally talented, and absolutely insufferable.
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One of My Favorites of the Year
- By User7190 on 10-20-24
By: Maiga Doocy
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-01-25
Cozy, sweet, fantasy
I loved everything about this book. It was an excellent ending to the series. The entire series was entertaining, and captivating. I fell in love with the characters and the author rounded out all of their stories beautifully.
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- Sleepy
- 03-03-25
Wonderful series!
I love this series, it’s refreshing and new and so well written. And Zara is one of my favorite narrators!
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- HAW10
- 01-06-25
Loved it!
Great story, great narrator-even though this series may be at an end, I would surely love another book(s) in this series.
Zara Rambis an excellent narrator.
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- JAM
- 01-07-25
Another wonderful book in the series
If you have gotten this far then you know this author is great! She really knows how to pull you into a story and not let you go till you finish the book.
The narrator really makes the story come alive. She has such fun voices for all the characters. So glad they have so far used the same person for the series’s. Hope they continue.
Book 3 does not disappoint. I think Mildred should be nominated for sainthood. I could never be as patient as she is with her niece Belinda, and all the other idiots she has had to deal with.
In the last 2hr of the book I was thinking of all the ways I’d deal with that brat if I was in Mildred’s shoes. LOL The author came up with a brilliant ending that eased the stressful roller coaster that makes up this book.
I kept telling myself things will work out because from the beginning we hear excerpts from her writings about dragons. But that thought still didn’t ease the stress and building tension of the story or the puzzlement of how in the world any of it could work out… it saying it did or didn’t…. You’ll just have to hop on the stressful, creative, laugh out loud, fun filled dragon roller coaster and find out.
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- Cherry Robinson Psy. D.
- 01-02-25
Extraordinary characters in regular human bodies
I have read all three of these books the first two at least a couple of times. I could listen to them over and over. They are very well written. The lead roles being held by middle age typical people who have been given extraordinary opportunities and grabbing them with both hands.
Zara Ram is one of my favorite readers. I could listen to her for many many hours
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- K. Bentley
- 01-07-25
Another winner
Quenby Olson’s storylines and Zara Ramm’s performances continue to be a match made in heaven. This story was slightly more stressful than prior books as Miss Percy’s adventures became more complex; however, still highly enjoyable (the ending was oh so satisfying 😌) and I can’t wait for the next installment.
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- Cynthia Altamirano
- 02-14-25
Writing and Narration
Because I enjoy the narrator I decided to read something unusual for me. I enjoyed the writing so much that I’ve read all three. It would be wonderful to read more of the adventures of Mildred, et al. Please don’t stop!
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- Holly
- 01-30-25
miss percy's Guide to the care and feeding of British Dragons
I listened to the all three books in this series. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the story. I would highly recommend this cute trilogy
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- Rebeca
- 12-31-24
Cozy dragon adventures
This has been an absolute joy to listen to, it is cozy and well written!
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- Annette M Long
- 12-18-24
One of my favorite series.
Everything! the story, the weaving with current events of the time period. the narrator, the characters, the drama with no murders made it a joy to listen. interesting twists and turns of the plot. I hope there will be more.
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