
My Ride Is a Bitch
The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 13
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Emily Beresford
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By:
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Michael Anderle
About this listen
It's out there, it's always been out there - just no one believed it.
Governments, black ops, rich businessmen.... All want alien tech, and some are going to great lengths, illegal lengths, to procure it.
Someone went so far as to endanger a young girls family. A young girl who wrote a letter to the Queen Bitch. Now, those that are searching for the technology will have to deal with TQB.
If there is one thing that will get Bethany Anne's attention... it's mistreating the defenseless.
Bethany Anne tries to stay out of the world's business, but they just keep doing stupid stuff....
Sucks to be them.
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