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Eva Kaminsky
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Brooke Abrams
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From the author of Penelope in Retrograde comes the sparkling story of three generations of women, each trying to live out their own dreams without breaking a leg in the process.
Liza Day’s mother isn’t dead, but leave it to Darla Day to throw herself a funeral anyway. It’s the kind of attention grab Liza left behind to build a quiet life for herself and her rebellious teenage daughter, Avery. But between her students discovering her old daytime TV show—putting her teaching job at risk—and her mother’s unexpected funeral invitation, Liza’s life feels truly like a soap opera.
When Liza returns to her family’s historic Day Ranch for her mother’s premature farewell, she’s not sure what to expect. Darla’s always been known for eccentricities, both on- and off-screen. Thankfully, Liza has her siblings to help navigate Mom’s antics, which include everyone dressing as one of Darla’s many iconic film characters, a harem of white rabbits, and one surprise guest: Liza’s former costar and Avery’s father, Scotty.
The more time Liza and Avery spend on the ranch, the more Liza realizes that it might be time to trade in the scripted life she thought she wanted, for a leading role in the family she’s always needed.
©2025 by Brooke Abrams. (P)2024 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Devin Morgan, former class flirt, is now a jobless, depressed failure, who’s trying not to ruin the only positive in her life--her boyfriend, Chris. When a former class rival challenges her to plan the reunion and an unexpected new love arrives (Chris’ sister!!!) Devin is soon questioning her scruples, her sexuality, and her sanity. If ever she needed her best friend in her corner, it’s now. Meanwhile… Devin’s best friend, preacher’s wife, lowly news assistant, Felicia Reed is scared shitless.
By: Renee King
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How Do I Tell You?
- By: Nicola May
- Narrated by: Alison Campbell
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Thirty-five-year-old Victoria Sharpe has a decent job as an illustrator, a perfectly good if predictable relationship, and great friends. So why can’t she shake the feeling that something is missing? Keen to let off steam, she sets off on a night out with her best friends. Next morning–one reckless decision later–she resolves to make some seriously overdue changes to achieve the fulfilment she craves. Then she gets devastating news that shatters everything she ever wanted for her future.
By: Nicola May
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The Distractions
- By: Liza Monroy
- Narrated by: Christine Williams
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Mischa Osborn spends her days as a ProWatcher—keeping distracted people on task and lonely ones accompanied—from her Brooklyn Megabuilding, while eating PetriMeat Steax and working out with her favorite personal trainer, a straight-talking algorithm named Tory. Her carefully constructed, isolated existence is suddenly upended by a chance realspace encounter with a HighlightReel celebrity, Nicolás Adán Luchano. On their first date, hiking in Kuulsuits and watching DroneBeez pollinate flowers, Mischa experiences a brief but intense realspace connection.
By: Liza Monroy
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Not Your Biggest Fan
- Not Yours
- By: Sara Ney
- Narrated by: Felicity Cross, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Harlow James is destined to rock the dating world. The creator of Kissmet, the app helping singles find love, she’s in New York to secure advertisers. But the sassy, small-town girl can’t help meddling in other people’s business. When she runs into a muscular stranger at her go-to food truck, Harlow doesn’t realize he’s Landon “Andy” Burke, the NFL’s most-wanted free agent, in town to talk contracts. She just sees a hottie about to get burned by undercooked street food. Though she tries to warn him, he shrugs her off, making a little wager instead.
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Great story
- By A Johnson on 01-29-25
By: Sara Ney
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The Family Lies
- By: Angela Henry
- Narrated by: Rachel Handshaw
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Sabrina Adams thought her luck had finally turned around when she was hired as a librarian for the wealthy Dorsey family. But as soon as she arrives at their elegant estate, she senses something is off. They have cameras everywhere. She’s banned from the third floor, and she spotted someone watching the house from the nearby woods. And why does the housekeeper, Mrs Manning, insist on so many rules?
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The twists have twists!
- By AJ Holmes on 02-28-25
By: Angela Henry
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Only After We Met
- By: Alice Kellen
- Narrated by: Gail Shalan, Benjamin Crow
- Length: 13 hrs and 27 mins
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Ginger Davies is on the boring and predictable track to take over the family business in London, but she craves so much more from life. Rhys Baker is a DJ from America, incapable of staying still anywhere, loving his vagabond lifestyle but restless and unsatisfied, always seeking more adventure. When the two meet by chance in Paris their bond is instantaneous. Living worlds apart, their daily contact becomes the brightest spot in both their lives.
By: Alice Kellen
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The Heart Is a Star
- By: Megan Rogers
- Narrated by: Susan Lyons
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Layla Byrnes is exhausted. She's juggling a demanding job as an anaesthetist, a disintegrating marriage, her young kids, and a needy lover. And most particularly she's managing her histrionically unstable mother, who repeatedly threatens to kill herself. But this year, it's different. When her mother rings just before Christmas, she doesn't follow the usual script. Instead, she tells Layla that there's something she needs to tell her about her much-loved father. In response, Layla drops everything to rush to her childhood home on the wild west coast of Tasmania.
By: Megan Rogers
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The Inheritance
- A Novel
- By: Trisha Sakhlecha
- Narrated by: Avita Jay, Ellie Kendrick, Tamaryn Payne
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
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Meet the Agarwals, who have gathered on a private, luxury island off the west coast of Scotland for a much-anticipated family reunion. They’ve all got secrets they would die to protect. Who will survive this high-stakes reunion, and who will become a victim of their own greed? One thing is certain: this family gathering will shatter more than just their illusions of unity.
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Stayed up late to finish!
- By Traci Ward on 01-24-25
By: Trisha Sakhlecha
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When She's Gone
- A Thriller
- By: Rea Frey
- Narrated by: Jennifer Jill Araya
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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Cora Valentine has her whole life—and a shot at the Olympics—ahead of her. But when she’s kidnapped on Halloween, her name is splashed across headlines not as an athlete but as a victim. Not even her safe return changes that, especially since no one is caught for the crime. Hounded by the public, Cora’s time as a missing girl and member of the Magnificent Eight has its consequences.
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I have a lot of questions...
- By MJZ on 02-28-25
By: Rea Frey
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The Really Dead Wives of New Jersey
- By: Astrid Dahl
- Narrated by: Mia Barron, Sean Patrick, Emily Lawrence, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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When Hope Bennett marries Carmela’s brother Leo she not only becomes a Fontana, but a Garden State Goddess—and not everyone is happy. Secrets will be revealed, decades-long rivalries will surface, and a sudden murder will lead to a reality reckoning no one is prepared for, least of all the show’s producer Eden who must race to catch a killer and save the most dramatic season of all time.
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Fell flat
- By Argyle the Wicked Stripe on 03-06-25
By: Astrid Dahl
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I'll Look for You Everywhere
- By: Cameron Capello
- Narrated by: Cam Wilder, Grace Blyth
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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Once close to her big family, Magdalen Savoy is now paralyzed with anxiety every time she’s tempted to leave her safe haven at the University of Oxford and return to her Italian village. But when Magdalen receives an invitation to her sister’s wedding, she has no choice but to pack her bag for what is sure to be a long summer with the man she still can’t forget. After seven years, Theo finds himself back in Chivasso, where nothing changes. But upon seeing his best friend’s little sister, it's obvious that the sweet Maggie from his childhood is long gone.
By: Cameron Capello
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Visions of Darkness
- Darkness, Book 1
- By: A.L. Jackson
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Aria Rialta is a girl of two realities. One she was born to. The other she was chosen for. Both are a threat. Every night when Aria falls asleep, she enters the nightmare world of Faydor to fight a war. It’s her calling to help destroy the Kruen, who feed sin and chaos to our everyday world of vulnerable humans. It would be a lonely realm in which to do battle if not for Pax, Aria’s dangerously irresistible soulmate whose mere touch can kill. It’s also a realm that’s getting harder to escape.
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Wow!
- By dorianhellfire on 03-20-25
By: A.L. Jackson
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- J. Lombardo
- 02-07-25
Kudos to Brooke Abrams
I loved Penelope in Retrograde and was so excited for her next novel! She hit out of the park. I laughed - “he maced me” - and I cried with joy for all of the members of this delightful family.
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- Mary B. Nixon
- 02-05-25
Best Balance
Well read. At times it is a farce. At times it is touching. The story grows as chapters continue. Allow it to unfold. I didn't want it to end.
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- CL
- 03-19-25
Family says it's all
This was such a pleasure to listen to. I enjoy listening to Penelope in Retrograde and figured this would be equally fun. It did not disappoint. Hope she'll write a 3rd.
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