
Nobody Tells Lia Anything: Laugh Out Loud Paranormal Chick Lit
Spooky Matchmakers, Book 1
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Rosie O'Toole
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Lia needs ANSWERS from beyond, NOT matchmaking!
When 20-something Lia’s grandmother dies, her life is knocked upside-down. In order to satisfy the terms of her inheritance, Lia is forced to move to the family’s apartment complex in the scenic mountain town of Applebarrow, leaving behind her dead-end job and long-term boyfriend, Jason. While she’s happy to fulfill her Granana’s unusual dying wish to play social director to the eclectic group of tenants, she’s surprised to discover they are not what she was expecting.
Her days as an RA in her college dorm were inadequate preparation for personalities such as a jealous librarian who names her Thanksgiving turkeys, a charmingly naive mechanic who thinks New Wave is beach music, and a volatile menopausal woman who claims to be a delicate flower.
To add to the mayhem, she meets Logan, an attractive young bartender with a penchant for rescuing her from absurd antics, such as losing her phone to a raccoon and thinking Long Island Iced Teas contain little alcohol. As Jason’s behavior becomes increasingly suspicious and erratic, Lia can’t help being drawn to Logan’s thoughtfulness, wit, and intense blue eyes.
As she adapts to her new community, secrets and lies emerge, and Lia wonders what the deceased, AND living, people in her life are hiding. Working to uncover the evidence, Lia hopes a wacky, unexpected visitor from beyond will provide the answers she craves - before she loses her grip on reality, and the love of her life.
Nobody Tells Lia Anything is Book 1 in the Spooky Matchmakers series.
©2019 Carol Maloney Scott (P)2019 Carol Maloney ScottListeners also enjoyed...
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Several LOLs
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Very entertaining
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Funny
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Surprisingly engaging.
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Keeps You Interested, but a Little Long
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The book is full of humor, crazy antics, and yet deep emotional moments. One moment I laughed out loud, while the next I cried as I felt the emotional turmoil Lia was in. While some will claim that Lia was trully stupid in trying to save her relationship with Jason, I can't help but sympathize with her. She's invested too many years of her life in a relationship and she feels that she has to try and salvage it. But the heart wants what the heart wants, and with a little help from the spirit realm everything comes full circle and questions are answered.
This was my first book by Carol and it really hooked me! I read it in one sitting and I can't wait for the next book in the series!!!
As far as the audiobook goes, I loved the narrator. I hope she narrates Carol's next book as well.
Just loved it!
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So when CMS presented a promo of the audio for NTLA, I jumped! I was like a kid at Christmas and couldn't wait to hear from Lia again along with the misfit community of PP, and of course, Granana.
The narrator did a great job, but unlike the book, sometimes you didn't know what Lia was saying out loud or thinking and muttering to herself. A lot of that was my most favorite part. However, that is NOT the narrator's fault. I mean, it isn't like she could pause while reading and say, "okay, Sharonica, this bit is italicized," although that would be cool AF. Just sayin'!😂
It was fun, made me giggle, cringe, eye roll, nod in understanding, and feel indignant at all the appropriate times (you will understand when you read/listen).
Awesome Audible! 😍
Such Fun!💜
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Fun and funny bit of fluff
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Yes I laughed out loud
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I was a bit skeptical about the narrator at the beginning but as the story progressed and new characters were introduced, Rosie O'Toole really made the story an enjoyable listen. I did have a few LOL moments. Cute story!
Subgenre mashup!
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