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Justis Bolding
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Neill Thorne
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Becky Monson
About this listen
Trying not to fall in love can be…challenging.
One might think that, as an ER nurse, I live a full and exciting life. If you think this, you are sadly mistaken. I’m pretty sure there's hardly a soul more boring than me. Ask my best friend, she’ll agree. Which is why she's come up with a 30-day plan to transform me from boring Lucy to, well...the real Lucy. The Lucy before the accident. Each day, I have to complete some ridiculous challenge, usually involving something embarrassing or new. That includes getting my coworker, Dr. Graham Shackwell, involved.
The Graham Shackwell. As in my oldest brother’s best friend. Not to mention insanely gorgeous and a self-reformed playboy. He’s definitely outside of the comfort zone I’ve been living in. So when he agrees to do the challenges with me, it not only surprises me, but I find that the more time I spend with him, the more I feel like myself. Unfortunately, this presents a new challenge. The hardest one yet—fighting my growing feelings for a man who is clearly not boyfriend material.
Not Boyfriend Material is a dual POV, closed-door workplace rom-com, featuring swoon-worthy chemistry, plenty of witty banter, and a dose of both humor and heart.
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- Narrated by: Sam Claflin, Daisy Edgar Jones
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
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Five Years Earlier: Henry Dunne knows three things: that agreeing to host this raucous house party was a terrible idea, that he absolutely cannot show up to his nursing shift tomorrow with a hangover, and that the beautiful redhead in the corner will be sleeping in his bed tonight.
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This is NOT a Romcom!
- By Amazon Customer on 08-16-24
By: Leeanne Slade
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My name is Natalie Archer, and I confess to loving nothing more than scheduling my life. And by scheduling, I mean every aspect. So why not schedule my wedding? Do I have a groom? No. Am I dating anyone? Also no. But I have a plan. A good plan, even, to find a Mr. Right who fits all my criteria. The biggest one being he MUST not be famous. Been there, and never doing that again. I’m just about ready to put my plan into action when my famous ex reenters the picture—Josh Keller, the hottest stand-up comedian around, otherwise known as the thorn in my side and the love of my life.
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- Jodi L Hansen
- 09-03-24
WOW
Wow! Another great book!! Felt all the emotions. This book is Definitely with the read!
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- Mel- Fairy Snarkmother
- 08-01-24
Sounds like boyfriend material to me💙💗
I already loved this story and was excited for the audio. The way Becky Monson builds relationships from the ground up never ceases to amaze me. Playful banter, hysterical levels of competition, and genuine friendship intensify from start to finish. These narrators pull every emotion to the surface to deliver perfect laughing through tears moments.
This is a fun, lighthearted story, but the characters' personal growth makes it worth every bit of five stars.
I was sad to let them go, but who knows? Aspen Lake residents tend to hang around, so maybe we can get an update on Graham and Lucy the way we got sneaky updates on some past favorites in this one.
Get this book now. If you don't love it, you're an overcooked noodle.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-30-24
Absolutely Love!
I absolutely adored this book! The narrators are amazing!!! Becky Monson never disappoints! Graham and Lucy are adorable.
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- L. Davidson
- 09-13-24
Challenge Accepted!
I loved the challenges. It was a refreshing element of the story. Each of the characters were quickly defined and realistic. Becky’s writing has really matured. Great story.
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- GaryE
- 08-06-24
Really fun book
I liked most everything about this book. I didn’t like the male reader at first but by the end I did like him. It’s just a really fun, cute, fast paced book. There are absolutely laugh out loud moments (a few times while listening during physical therapy I laughed out loud and got a funny look or two.
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