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James Patton
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Bran was one of the first to purchase a full immersion Virtual Reality Pod that he calls the Coffin, but over a century later, ironically, he finds himself part of the one percent that does not live virtually. He sleeps in a real bed and eats real food and only jumps into Neuroma to work.
All he wanted was to log in, work, and log out and live in general obscurity. Getting the attention of a CEO, meeting a stranger in real life, and forced to play in a secret game of corporations were not penciled into his calendar. While that was bad, he started to question whether Odditek was still in control, or had their complacency created the noose tightening around their neck.
Bran was not yet aware of the choice before him. He could no longer stand back and watch, and he had to pick a side and fight before he lost the ability to choose. Would he recognize the inevitable in time? Was it possible to make a "correct" choice, or had the lines blurred so much that hero and villain were indistinguishable?
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Joel Byram is an everyday 22nd century guy. He spends his days training artificial-intelligence engines to act more human, jamming out to 1980s new wave - an extremely obscure genre - and trying to salvage his deteriorating marriage. Joel is pretty much an everyday guy with everyday problems - until he's accidentally duplicated while teleporting. Now Joel must outsmart the shadowy organization that controls teleportation, outrun the religious sect out to destroy it, and find a way to get back to the woman he loves.
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Great Premise, terrible execution
- By Perfect Tommy on 09-25-17
By: Tal M. Klein
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Opus X: Books 1-3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
- Length: 37 hrs and 36 mins
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On the fringes of human space, a murder will light a fuse and send two rebels on a planetary scale collision course. This audiobook box set contains the first three books of the Opus X sci-fi series from Michael Anderle: Obsidian Detective, Shattered Truth, and Investigating Deceit. Jia lives on Earth, where peace is a given. Erik is on society’s frontier, where authority depends on how much firepower you wield. She is from the powerful, the elite. He is with the military. Both want the truth—but is revealing it good for humanity?
By: Michael Anderle
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Black Phoenix
- By: Wayne Wightman, B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Earth’s first colony ship finally reaches the target world. The excitement of planetfall is indescribable, but quickly transforms into sick disappointment when they find the atmosphere is a roiling mass of hydrochloric acid, carbon dioxide, and other deadly poisons. They fly onward, seeking better planets. They find them, but none are ideal. The search goes on for a century, then longer still. As they move farther from Earth, aliens discover the intruding ship, and they begin to investigate humanity. They find our species unacceptable.
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Uggggh
- By JonH on 09-20-19
By: Wayne Wightman, and others
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You're Going to Mars!
- By: Rob Dircks
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Living and slaving in Fill City One, you get used to the smell. We call it the Everpresent Stink. But every once in a while, on a spring day with a breeze, it clears away enough to remind us that there is something more out there. Most Fillers' wildest dreams would be just to get past the walls and live in the mainland. But my dream? It’s a little bigger. I’m going to Mars.
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Reviewers Choice Award, its that good
- By Midwestbonsai on 11-13-18
By: Rob Dircks
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Forever Young
- Forever Young, Book 1
- By: Daniel Pierce
- Narrated by: Leo Barnabas
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Jason Richards is in his 40s, recently divorced, and hates his job, but all of that changes when he's attacked by a redheaded vampire and left for dead in a truckstop bathroom. He soon wakes up in a mansion, surrounded by beautiful women and told he can never go home again. More importantly, he finds that his bones no longer ache, he feels amazing, and he looks like a 20-year-old kid again. That's because he's a Ferin, a Forever Young, gifted with immortality and special abilities unlike anything he ever thought possible.
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Cheesy vampire sex stories
- By Lance on 03-24-21
By: Daniel Pierce
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Tough Guy
- A Superhero LitRPG Adventure (My Chemical Hero, Book 1)
- By: Andrew Karevik
- Narrated by: Roman Howell
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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As if things couldn't get any worse, Arthur is trying to survive yet another dreadful shift at the Hammy Burger when a supervillain barges in and takes him as a hostage. It's clear, from the get-go, that this villain is a poor schmuck who just happened on a dose of ChemX. And so, in an attempt to save the poor bastard from the consequences of his foolish actions, Arthur tries to convince him to surrender. But when the caped cavalry arrives, something happens and Arthur is exposed to a leak of the mysterious chemical substance.
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an actual hero.
- By kevin on 12-14-22
By: Andrew Karevik
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The Wastes of Keldora
- Factory of the Gods, Book 1
- By: Alex Raizman
- Narrated by: Christopher James Mayer
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Summoned to another world where gods and monsters roam, Julian continues his streak of bad luck. Rather than touching the Godcore directly, he let his smartphone absorb it. Now, he's got to figure out how to make the Godcore and his phone work together to help the people who summoned him survive their upcoming annihilation by the mad God of Chains.
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New beginnings. Same people.
- By GrimReaperD13 on 08-14-21
By: Alex Raizman
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Haven Hart Boxed Set
- Books 1-4
- By: Davidson King
- Narrated by: Philip Alces, Joel Leslie
- Length: 25 hrs and 59 mins
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This boxed set includes books 1-4 in the Haven Hart series.
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What a series...
- By Donald on 04-03-22
By: Davidson King
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Fashionably Dead
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.
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Porn
- By Jo Mc on 05-11-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Lost Pirates
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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Frank was never the save-the-world type. He joined his college's Jedi dueling club to impress a chick he was into, and only stayed because he was too embarrassed to quit. He’s the type to have a crush, but the closest he’s gotten to action lately is when he stumbles upon his roommate having a hot threesome. Damn, he'd love to feel what it's like to be that guy. Be careful what you wish for…Life takes an unexpected turn when Frank discovers his grandpa's secret and travels back in time.
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I wanted to like it, but...
- By Spencer on 02-10-19
By: Jamie Hawke
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Minotaur's Maze of Monster Girls Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 36 hrs and 44 mins
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After slaying a leviathan of the deep, and gaining a magic he barely understands, an ordinary fisherman finds himself entangled in a magical game of the gods with the fate of his planet as the prize. Dean becomes Oakley's champion, competing in the Minotaur's Maze. He travels through a portal to Mixonia, a city of wonders, filled with magic and monster girls of all sorts. As he levels up in his noble quest to save his home world, he will earn and lose fortunes, rescue a bevy of beautiful babes, and protect the innocents of planet Oakley.
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This was actually good.
- By Nate on 05-16-22
By: Marcus Sloss
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Blink
- A Paragon Society Novella
- By: David Delaney
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
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Fireball blasting battle-mages, shapeshifting soccer moms, and a best friend who is more than happy to throw punches now and ask questions later-Wyatt Murphy is in for a supernatural thrill ride of reality-bending proportions.
By: David Delaney
What listeners say about Office Wars: The Mailroom Clerk
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- Damien
- 05-15-21
Mixed bag. Grows on you.
1st. Narration is great. Good characters, dialogue seems natural and flows.
2nd the core concept of the “office wars” works and is well done.
Gripes: the first third of the book had some out of context cut scenes that felt confusing and disjointed. “Is that the same person as the MC? Where does it fit in the timeline?
The first third of the book has too much swearing (I’m Australian).
And the MC kinda crosses the line from quirky smart-ass, to just ass a few times.
Worth a look? Yes.
Will i be continuing? Yes.
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- SiviD
- 05-28-21
surprisingly entertaining
I got this free as a marketing thing and thought it was going to be blah. It was actually quite funny if crude at times
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- iseedeadcars
- 05-13-21
what a great book
really enjoyed this book. nice interesting take on different lit rpg. great fun interesting characters faced paced and funny a must listen to
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- Dion
- 05-31-21
Amazing
A short but wonderful listen. I read this book a year or two ago but Eric really put life in the characters. Im still trying to figure out if their world is a post apocalyptic nightmare or a euphoric next step for humanity. Not super crunchy but a great story
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- Aaron & Klarissa
- 05-11-21
A truly unique story
I have read or listened to several rpg lit stories, and this is the first story that has not been fantasy or sci-fi. I look forward to hearing where this story goes.
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- Josh Noneya
- 05-13-21
ridiculous and highly entertaining!!!
Great story and narration!
A story about a coma patient who has access to virtual reality in a world we're very few people ever log out from virtual reality. Is he crazy? Has his mind been overwritten by an AI? his minders are not sure, but all hell is about to break loose!
Eric does a fantastic job with the narration!
I was a little bit skeptical about this one at first but it is freaking gold!!!
I can't wait to find out what happens next!
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- DragoneChilde
- 03-29-22
Gonna be honest...
At first, I didn't think I would like this but almost reluctantly I started reading but almost put it down due to the first chapter. But by the 3rd chapter, I was totally hooked. I was so hooked that I immediately purchased 3 credits just so I could purchase books 2 and 3.
Fun-ion (sp?) is hilarious, I'm laughing just thinking about him and Eric Bryan Moore did an excellent job of voicing all the characters with such beautifully droll inflections that really brought all the characters to such vivid life.
Absolutely, hands down, one of my top favorite series.
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 09-25-23
The Office meets the Running Man
"Office Wars: The Mailroom Clerk" by James Patton, narrated by the talented Eric Bryan Moore, takes us on a rollercoaster ride of humor, intrigue, and thought-provoking questions about the blurred lines between reality and technology. Clocking in at just the right length, this audiobook provides an enthralling experience that will leave you craving more.
The story introduces us to Bran, a character who is anything but your typical hero. He's not a brave warrior or a genius inventor. Instead, he's a mailroom clerk who, ironically, shuns the virtual world, preferring to live in the real one. His existence revolves around working in Neuroma, a virtual reality setting where most of humanity resides permanently. Bran's simple desire is to log in, work, and log out, hoping to remain in obscurity. However, fate has other plans for him.
What follows is a narrative that can be described as a fusion of "Ready Player One" and the tower-climbing litRPG genre. The story isn't overly focused on heavy stat tracking, making it an excellent entry point for newcomers to the genre. The true highlight of this audiobook is the exceptional voice acting by Eric Bryan Moore. His narration brings the characters to life, injecting humor and emotion into every scene.
One of the audiobook's strengths lies in its ability to resonate with anyone who has experienced the monotony of office life. If you've ever worked in a cubicle or office environment while watching 80s and 90s movies, this book will hit home. It seamlessly blends elements of GameLit and Slice of Life genres, making it a delightful and relatable experience for listeners.
The "Office Wars" concept within the story is both intriguing and comical. After the Corporate Wars ravaged society, corporations now compete in the virtual realm for power, money, and influence. Players are selected from the company's staff to participate in these virtual battles, and the results are often hilariously unpredictable.
The humor in "Office Wars: The Mailroom Clerk" is undeniably one of its standout features. James Patton's writing is filled with witty dialogues, clever quips, and situational humor that will have you chuckling throughout the audiobook. The overall theme of the story is not just about a virtual world but also about the absurdities of corporate culture and the dynamics of human interaction in the digital age.
While Bran is undoubtedly the main character (MC), or as he's humorously referred to, "onion," there's more to the story than meets the eye. The narrative unfolds to reveal multiple protagonists, each with their unique qualities and secrets. This adds depth to the story and keeps the listener engaged as they uncover the mysteries of the characters' lives.
One of the audiobook's most compelling aspects is its exploration of the relationship between technology, humanity, and sentient technology. It draws inspiration from the likes of William Gibson and Philip K. Dick, blurring the lines between humans and the machines they've created. It raises thought-provoking questions about the distinctions between human serfs and sentient intelligences, all while leaving room for readers to ponder these matters on their own.
In a refreshing departure from the norm, "Office Wars: The Mailroom Clerk" doesn't neatly categorize itself as a litRPG. While it lacks extensive character development and skill acquisition, it more than compensates with its engaging storytelling, humor, and exploration of complex themes.
To sum it up, Eric Bryan Moore's narration is top-notch, elevating the audiobook to another level. His ability to capture the humor and nuances of the characters is commendable. James Patton's writing, on the other hand, is a delightful blend of wit and satire, making this audiobook an enjoyable and thought-provoking experience.
"Office Wars: The Mailroom Clerk" is a must-listen for anyone seeking a hilarious and insightful journey into a virtual world that mirrors our own in surprising ways. Whether you're a fan of litRPG or simply enjoy a good story with memorable characters, this audiobook has something to offer. Prepare to be entertained, challenged, and thoroughly engrossed in a world where the boundaries between reality and technology blur in the most unexpected ways. Don't miss out on this gem of a tale!
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