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Runed
- Asgard Awakening, Book 1
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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All’s fair in reincarnation and war.
You’ve heard the stories of Norse gods: Thor, Odin, Ragnarok...I’m here to tell you they’re all true. I know because I was there.
My name is Loki. A thousand years ago, give or take a century or two, I walked the Nine Realms with my brothers, spreading mischief and leaving behind a trail of broken hearts wherever I roamed. I built an unforgettable brand as the trickster god, the father of the Midgard Serpent, Fenrir the wolf, and even Hel herself. In my exploits, I may have accidentally on purpose triggered a bit of unpleasantness that led to the end of the world, but apparently, it wasn’t the end of me. Recently, the shield of ice that froze me in an arctic cage melted (thanks, global warming), and I clawed my way to the surface of a new world.
With a fresh lease on life and a rocking-hot body, I just need one thing: the rune that grants me immortality.
Oh, and a bra would be nice. These boobs really know how to get in the way of a good hustle.
Book 1 in the Asgard Awakening comedy series.
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- Narrated by: Lorelei King
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
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Charley sees dead people. That's right, she sees dead people. And it's her job to convince them to "go into the light." But when these very dead people have died under less than ideal circumstances (i.e., murder), sometimes they want Charley to bring the bad guys to justice. Complicating matters are the intensely hot dreams she's been having about an Entity who has been following her all her life...and it turns out he might not be dead after all. In fact, he might be something else entirely.
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Great choice for Stephanie, Lorelai or Buffy fans!
- By Austin gal on 03-07-12
By: Darynda Jones
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Honor
- By: J.L. Drake
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Grace Grant
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Bullets fly during a dangerous mission, and Major Mark Lopez is critically injured. A Blackstone soldier, Mark is transferred to the North Dakota hospital, where he meets a pretty nurse, Mia. After Mark recovers from surgery, he is discharged from the hospital with orders to rest; not that he does. But when he returns to the hospital again and again with minor - and not-so-minor - injuries, Mia suspects he’s only coming to see her. When someone from Mark’s past comes to him for help, more blood is shed, and Mark must put his life on the line to keep Mia safe.
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Meh...
- By RN Analyst on 03-02-19
By: J.L. Drake
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His for the Holidays
- By: Josh Lanyon, Z. A. Maxfield, L. B. Gregg, and others
- Narrated by: Alec McKellen, Max Tatch, Max Bellmore, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
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Hope brightens a bleak Edinburgh December. A man gets a second chance with his high school crush. A decade-long game of cat and mouse comes to a passionate conclusion. And Santa Claus drives a red muscle car. Heat up your holidays with this collection of four festive tales from some of the top talent in the male/male genre.
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A Great Holiday Treat...
- By Donald on 03-16-12
By: Josh Lanyon, and others
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Fury Rising
- By: Barbra Annino
- Narrated by: Valerie Gilbert
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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Tisiphone loves spending her days playing poker in the underworld, far away from mortals and all the trouble they cause - and all the terrible mistakes they make. Unfortunately for this goddess, her sister Alecto has vanished in Las Vegas - and the gods of Olympus believe only Tisi can find her and bring her back. To make matters worse, they force her to partner up with a mortal: recently deceased FBI agent Archer Mays. With all these challenges, how can a Fury keep her temper?
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Pretty good story here!
- By Melissa and Josh on 10-01-16
By: Barbra Annino
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Heated Pursuit
- Alpha Security, Book 1
- By: April Hunt
- Narrated by: Brooke Hayden
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Penny Kline didn't come to Honduras on a pleasure trip. She's here to rescue her kidnapped niece, the only family she's got left. What she didn't plan on was walking into a covert ops mission - or being wrapped up in the hard-muscled arms of Rafe Ortega. The cool-as-ice operative's touch may get her all hot and bothered, but no man can have a hold on her heart until her niece is home where she belongs.
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Great
- By Jessica Counts on 02-02-18
By: April Hunt
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In a Fix
- In a Fix, Book 1
- By: Linda Grimes
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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When her current client's fiance´ is kidnapped by neo-Vikings, Ciel finds herself caught between two men, both of whom are playing havoc with her emotions.
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What a great surprise!
- By Stephanie on 08-14-13
By: Linda Grimes
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Black Blade Blues
- By: J.A. Pitts
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 13 hrs and 56 mins
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Sarah Beauhall has more on her plate than most 20-somethings: day job as a blacksmith, night job as a props manager for low-budget movies, and her free time is spent fighting in a medieval re-enactment group. The lead actor breaks Sarah's favorite one-of-a-kind sword, and to avoid reshooting scenes, Sarah agrees to repair the blade. One of the extras, who claims to be a dwarf, offers to help. And that's when things start to get weird.
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Heroine falls way short
- By realdog on 03-19-15
By: J.A. Pitts
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Sterling
- Mageri, Book 1
- By: Dannika Dark
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
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Zoë Merrick lived an ordinary life until late one night, she was brutally attacked and left for dead. She survived, saved by a stranger who witnessed her undergo a physical transformation. That's not the only thing that's different. Zoë is unable to control an unexplainable energy coursing through her body. Justus De Gradi is a man who can teach her that control. He's handsome, arrogant, and not entirely human. He reveals that she is a Mage - an immortal made of light, not magic. She must now make a choice: Rebuild her life in the human world with the man who saved her, or live with Justus and learn how to use her extraordinary gifts. Justus has sworn an oath to protect her life, but can he guard her from the one man who has a right to claim it?
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Not as good as her other books in this world
- By Kayla on 10-07-17
By: Dannika Dark
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Hunter's Moon
- By: C. T. Adams, Cathy Clamp
- Narrated by: Adam Epstein
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
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Sue Quentin has reached the end of her rope - she's desperate, and there's only one way out. Her plan doesn't include falling for Tony, the mysterious hit man she hires. He listens when she speaks and somehow convinces her that maybe her problems aren't entirely insurmountable. He even thinks her little potbelly is sexy. So he's a werewolf - everyone has flaws! Sue enjoys being coddled by Tony, and, for his part, Tony likes the way Sue moans when he touches her. She begins to think she and Tony might have a shot at a future together, despite his unorthodox profession...and even though she doesn't know his real name.
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AN ENJOYABLE 3.5 STARS SOPRANOS & WERE-SHIFTERS
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 09-29-13
By: C. T. Adams, and others
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Elemental Mating
- By: Milly Taiden
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Tess Irondale
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
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Brilliant scientist Melinda Caster has discovered a new strain of the Zika virus that stimulates synaptic growth in embryos, causing neuron development beyond normal human levels. Way beyond, like ESP-levels of cognitive abilities. When the lab is broken into, Melinda realizes that someone has been keeping tabs on her research and wants it for themselves. A happy accident destroys critical data before it can fall into the wrong hands, but unfortunately that makes Melinda and her perfect memory a target.
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Good story!
- By NancyB on 11-27-17
By: Milly Taiden
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The Love Interest
- By: Cale Dietrich
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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There is a secret organization that cultivates teenage spies. The agents are called Love Interests because getting close to people destined for great power means getting valuable secrets. Caden is a Nice: the boy next door, sculpted to physical perfection. Dylan is a Bad: the brooding, dark-souled guy, and dangerously handsome. The girl they are competing for is important to the organization, and each boy will pursue her. Will she choose a Nice or the Bad?
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Jaysus, can Michael Crouch narrate my daily life?
- By ZippyBippy on 03-14-18
By: Cale Dietrich
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Pride Mates
- Shifters Unbound, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Ashley
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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When Kim Fraser enters the lair of shifter Liam Morrissey to get answers for a client accused of murder, she is unprepared for her attraction to him. But her venture into Shiftertown uncovers too many secrets the shifters want kept secret. The unmated Liam is forced to protect Kim against the wrath of his clan leader and his own father. What Liam doesn't expect when he makes the mate claim for Kim's own protection is a powerful attraction to the courageous and warm-hearted human woman.
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Great start!
- By CaD on 10-28-20
By: Jennifer Ashley
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The Archangel: An Azrael Story
- The Soul Summoner Companion Stories, Book 3
- By: Elicia Hyder
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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Phenomenal!
- By Sam on 04-02-20
By: Elicia Hyder
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- Fancy Nancy
- 07-24-19
Loki's back, and he's a she! Grab your chicken!
Fans of Kendall Grey will love this fresh, funny, fabulous take on Norse Mythology. Kendall Grey newbies will find this a fabulous introduction to her snappy dialogue and engrossing story telling. If you're looking for something with plenty of humor, lots to say, and an unusual take on life, love, and Odin, it's time to dive in unreservedly and get this story.
Forget everything Marvel told you about Loki and listen to this outrageously different and new story about an old character. And it's not just the new boobs that make life a problem for Loki, either. It's the fact that he's got no identity, no idea where he is, and no clue what's going on around him. Throw in a hot scholar/Viking/rescuer, a television show based ever so loosely on the life he once knew, an airplane ride (the likes of which you'll never forget), and a busted a$$ chicken, and you've got the recipe for a hysterical story featuring your favorite trickster god.
Natalie Duke is excellent at evoking Loki's attitude and bringing the snark, which is so important to this story. Excellent choice in narrator.
Get this audio book, listen, laugh, and love it! I promise you won't ever find another story like this.
I was given this free audiobook review copy at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- lisamcintire
- 07-22-19
A Hilarious twist on mythology!
Finally, someone has breathed new life into an all too common storyline!
Loki in our modern day world. Oh yeah, he is now a woman. Loki's journey to find his missing runes and the all too interesting Gunner Magnesson takes you from Iceland to the US via a hilarious ride in an airplane baggage compartment! Throw in Odin's spy, Huginn, who is now a scraggly chicken, and Gunner's stoner friend, Freddy, and you have a witty, mythical, laugh out loud tale from a truly unique point of view! This story is non-stop and worth a second listen. A word of caution, the twist at the end will leave you wanting so much more!
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review
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- BarbaraY
- 05-05-19
Gunner Magnesson Love him
The Narrator does an Excellent Job on this Audio book, This cover is the perfect rendition of Loki & that chicken Hugin, the story is a good one , took a while to get going , the first half for me felt it was infrmation , the why's, how's then the introduction to Gunner Magnesson , love that guy , Freddy , some funny moments, took till the eighth chapter for me to laugh out loud a few chuckles till then & using his/her feminine whiles , getting what she needs , its not till she gets to the USA that she realises she needs to find her runes ,as the book continues Loki's feelings turn more feminine , lessons are being learned ,Lagoose is found , but there are more to be found , Its a to be continued book . A great first book so Kendall get writing <3 :-)
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- Dani
- 04-30-20
Fantastic Read!
This book is a must read/listen!!! I loved this book so much and the narration was on point!
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- Cindy
- 07-20-19
Get Ready for Some Fun
Lots of laughs following Loki as he/she transforms and has lots of adventures with her new and old friends. If you keep an open mind you'll enjoy this audio.
Narrator was perfect for this audio.
This audio was given to me free and I voluntarily gave this review.
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- Jeff M.
- 08-28-19
Laughed out loud multiple times
This was a very enjoyable book from start to finish! Looking forward to the next one. The characters were well developed, the dialog was snappy and funny, and the book passed all too quickly. I thought the narration was very much on point also. I definitely highly recommend this book.
Disclosure: I received this as a free, no-obligation review copy from the author or narrator, and I am posting this review voluntarily .
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-01-19
Great
What a great irreverent ride. The run through the norse pantheon is awsome. The narrator brings this awesome story to bright life. The situations are breathtaking.
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- Logical Lady
- 08-23-19
Laugh out loud
I'm not even sure why I picked this book initially, but I'm glad I did. I wasn't sure if I was going to like it at first because of all of the ball jokes, but several minutes in the book quickly redeemed itself. We stumble upon Loki - the only problem is he is now she - without her runes, magic, immortality, and no idea how to function in 2019. She emerges from the ice naked and cold and the first thing she needs is to be rescued.
Loki goes in search of the runes that give her power, causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes including international chicken smuggling.
I'm not too terribly familiar with Norse mythology so I can't say anything about the accuracy but it matches with other things I have seen.
Overall I really enjoyed the book and I'm happy I got to read it. I was provided a code in exchange for my honest review.
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- Michelle Titherington VanDaley
- 08-01-19
My Fave Listen Of 2019 Summer!!
Runed has got to be my fave listen of the summer! Loki's journey is exciting and comical - it is rare for me to laugh out loud while reading or listening but I found myself doing just that multiple times through out this book. The narrator is fantastic with distinguishable character voices that really bring the story to life. I loved everything about this book. It was my first from this author but definitely not my last. I can't wait to see where Loki's journey takes us in the next book! SQUARKK!!!
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- Tammy B
- 04-20-20
So much fun!!💜
This story was hilariously entertaining. The circumstances of this story was so funny and I found myself laughing out loud at times. I must admit I’m not familiar with the traditional story of Loki but it didn’t matter, this story was absolutely brilliant!!
I have a couple of things to say about the narration.
I’m no expert on accents, but the accent seemed a little off, but it was mostly in the beginning. This did not change how much I loved her narration or this book.
That being said, Natalie Duke is an excellent narrator. Her portrayal of each character was really really good. (Including the chicken) lol
This is book 1 with an HEA
I highly recommend this book.
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