Saggy but Witty in Crescent City
Mystical Midlife in Maine, Book 5
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Regan Brown
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Brenda Trim
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Vampires with a vendetta. The Queen of Voodoo. Nasty necromancers. Just another day in my life.
If you need a magical mystery solved, apparently I'm your gal. As the go-to private detective for the supernatural community, I've got every shifter, fae, and ghoul knocking on my door. Now the local vampires have decided to test me by leaving a dead shifter in a public park.
Ever handled a pack of shifters looking for revenge? It's not pretty. And right now, I don't have the time to settle a feud. I have to get to New Orleans and find a necromancer to help me pull my ghoul's soul from the other side. In classic mom fashion, I put my foot down and force the vampires to give up the killer so I can finally head out of town.
The Crescent City springs more surprises on me than a jack-in-the-box and I'm on a roll from the moment we touch down. I accidentally unleash centuries-old magic on a plantation owned by six mundie sisters, and then I'm off and running through the swamps just to evade demons and more vampires.
After I'm forced to seek the help of the infamous Marie Leveau, I'm officially fed up. My best friend is fighting for her life, and by the time I get to the necromancer, I have to stop one of the Houdun Loa from hijacking my attempt to bring Selene's spirit across.
Whatever happens next, I've made it clear to every magical being in bayou country why it's a very bad idea to underestimate me.
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- Mel Dex
- 12-08-22
Saggy But Witty in Crescent city
this was very entertaining and I enjoyed this Immensely. 😄
the narration was very good.
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- Tess
- 11-29-23
loved this!
I loved how the author brought the twisted sisters into the story. made it the perfect moment
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- AunTee
- 09-02-22
Great book awesome narration
Great book. Phoebe and friends learn about voodoo/hoodoo and the ghouls finally get souls. Ending had me in tears… can hardly wait to get into the next book. Tarja is one of my faves in this collection of books.
(A printed reading list as what books to read in time line would be helpful since so many of these cross over into other storylines.
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- Paranormal Lover
- 03-22-22
Fantastic
A fantastic addition with favorite characters. Loved the adventures and new friends along the way. Narrator did a fantastic job also.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-30-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!!
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- DrRue
- 04-19-22
Deeply disappointed.
I had been enjoying this series but one of the key early scenes of this book killed it for me. The main character did something major that was completely out of character with hardly thought. That action sets off others in the book but ultimately I had lost sympathy for her. It was jarring and unnecessary. I doubt I will bother with any more books in this series.
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