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Secret Diary of a Fetish Girl: Hilarious Stories and Tales from Many Years Working in the Fetish World
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A book of stories and anecdotes from many years working in the online fetish world.
Fetish Girl has made a regular passive income in the most bizarre ways. From standing on toy cars, financial domination, crushing bananas, vacuuming, sneezing, and spitting, she has experienced the strangest fetishes out there. This book details her strangest messages, funniest requests, and hilarious situations while fulfilling the needs of the slightly perverse.
This book includes The Day I Paid by Rent by Sneezing, Financially Dominating My Way to New Furniture, and Paying for Holidays by Standing on Toys. Also included are some tips and advice on how you can make a passive income with fetish.
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Vivica A. Fox is a dynamo who has created a lasting career on her own, through sheer, roll-up-your-sleeves DIY hustle. Every Day I'm Hustling is a personal book with a message Fox passionately believes in: that you make your own luck, that you never ever wake up in the morning thinking somebody's going to call you and offer you that part or ask you out on that date that's going to change your life, that you have to wake up and put on your longest eyelashes and fiercest heels and go out and make your life happen yourself.
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Loved it!
- By colette on 04-09-18
By: Vivica A. Fox, and others
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Challenge Accepted!
- 253 Steps to Becoming an Anti-It Girl
- By: Celeste Barber
- Narrated by: Celeste Barber
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Part memoir, part comedy routine, part advice manual, Challenge Accepted! is Celeste at her best, revealing her secrets to love, friendship, family, and marriage (oh hai, #hothusband), and how to deal with life’s many challenges - why she checks the bath for sharks, how Nutella quite literally shaped who she is as a woman, and why being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s real, like totally, really real.
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Prepare to crack up in the grocery store
- By Chicago_Mama on 05-30-19
By: Celeste Barber
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She Memes Well
- By: Quinta Brunson
- Narrated by: Quinta Brunson
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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From comedian Quinta Brunson (creator and star of Abbott Elementary) comes a deeply personal and funny collection of essays about trying to make it when you're struggling, the importance of staying true to your roots, and how she's redefined humor online. In her debut essay collection, Quinta applies her trademark humor and heart to discuss what it was like to go from a girl who loved the World Wide Web to a girl whose face launched a thousand memes. This special Audible edition includes never-before-heard details about the making of Abbott Elementary.
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That moment you know you’re a TEACHER…
- By chrissybrown on 09-19-22
By: Quinta Brunson
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The Art of the Pimp
- One Man's Search for Love, Sex, and Money
- By: Dennis Hof
- Narrated by: Kevin Stillwell
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Dennis Hof, proprietor of the world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel and the P.T. Barnum of prostitution, charts his path to fame and infamy, while dispensing homespun wisdom about sex, sales, money, and how to live as the country's most recognizable pimp. In The Art of the Pimp, Dennis Hof offers a hilarious, insightful, behind-the-scenes look at life as the proprietor of The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, the world's most famous legal brothel, and recounts his chaotic life.
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if you love the sex industry then yell love this
- By Amazon Customer on 11-28-17
By: Dennis Hof
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TextAppeal for Guys!
- The Ultimate Texting Guide
- By: Michael Masters
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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I promise you this, if you read this book and apply it's principles, you will have so much more success with women. Imagine, all of the cash you are leaving on the table by not understanding how to get what you want! Imagine, all of those dates, with so many hot girls that you didn't go on simply because you couldn't text right! Seriously, texting incorrectly can crush your chances with women permanently. I can't tell you how many women have vented to me their frustrations at what you are doing.
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Surprising
- By Fulltime Vagabond on 02-27-13
By: Michael Masters
What listeners say about Secret Diary of a Fetish Girl: Hilarious Stories and Tales from Many Years Working in the Fetish World
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- Taj-Marie Lingofelter
- 09-05-19
opens a whole new world
This book opened a whole new world to me. Some of these stories I was bent over laughing I almost peed. Fast listen just don't listen without headphones.
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- Pattwee
- 03-18-22
funny
Interesting, hilarious stories. I learnt something new, did not know people had such crazy fetishes.
Well narrated
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- Christy D
- 06-05-19
Secret Diary of a Fetish Girl
This is a cute set of tales of a woman and her best friend looking for a little extra pocket money. These ladies discover the fetish world and all its uniqueness. The stories will have you laughing and gasping. The narration is nice and easy to listen to.
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- Blackeagle
- 03-07-22
Hilarious Adult Fun
I found this book to be hilarious, entertaining as well as informative. I truly had no idea about all of the different types of fetishes that existed. The book is truly for adults with a funny bone as it does contain adult content and language. D. Oliver was the perfect person to do the narrative her voice gave the book justice. I received this book upon my request. This is my honest unbiased review that I am voluntarily leaving of my own volition. If you are an adult I highly recommend this book.
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- J and M
- 05-05-19
Surprisingly interesting
This book is surprisingly nothing like one would expect. I was offered it as an ARC and the description provided said it wasn't what some might think. And, well, it wasn't. It was very entertaining and surprisingly about all types of fetishes, including people who like to see things smashed, like someone stepping on toy cars and smashing them and other household items. Apparently, this is a thing? This basically tells of her own journey into finding her way to making these types of videos where it's not about revealing anything more than her ballet shoes, or other shoes smashing household items. She even talks about a vacuuming fetish, where people like to see someone vacuuming up a big mess?? It's told in such an entertaining way, probably the way most people would react upon learning this was a thing if you didn't know. And, parts funny, parts cheeky, and parts eye opening. It was an enjoyable and enlightening short listen.
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- blue_river @AudiobookObsession
- 05-09-19
Secret Diary of a Fetish Girl
The fetishes in this book are so bizarre and funny at the same time but also so surprising as to the money that she made doing these things. This book is good if you want a chuckle at the things some people will ask for.
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- Shayna Jones
- 12-23-21
Made me giggle
Adult humor, but respectful. I truly enjoyed this book. I often seek stories of people leading lives that are outside my norm. This book chronicled such endeavors and made me laugh. I love how she was respectful of others while still telling the tales. I'd like to thank the author for a book well written and tales well told. Also for all her hard work making people happy, while sticking to her morals. Well done, well written, well said.
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