
Shadow War of the Night Dragons, Book One: The Dead City: Prologue
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James MacKenzie
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John Scalzi
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Here is Old Man's War author John Scalzi's sendup of the heroic fantasy genre, now a finalist for the Hugo Award for Best Short Story.
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Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself. And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.
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Short and fun!
- By Andrew on 10-04-24
By: John Scalzi
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The Android's Dream
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
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A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony. To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire.
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Covertly flatulent Scifi at it's best!
- By DAVID on 11-12-11
By: John Scalzi
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
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For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.
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Buyer's Remorse
- By Amy on 03-31-25
By: John Scalzi
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The Far Reaches
- Stories to Take You Out of This World
- By: James S. A. Corey, Veronica Roth, Rebecca Roanhorse, and others
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin, Soneela Nankani, Shaun Taylor-Corbett, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
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Look outward beyond the stars with six stories from bestselling visionary authors. An AI awakens to its purpose. A researcher seeds a thousand new worlds for one more chance at love. A murder rocks the crew of an interstellar ship. With a sweeping sense of wonder, these stories explore the galaxy . . . and the horizons of humanity’s potential.
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A real snoozefest
- By mix579 on 07-07-23
By: James S. A. Corey, and others
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The Dispatcher
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Zachary Quinto
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Zachary Quinto - best known for his role as the Nimoy-approved Spock in the recent Star Trek reboot and the menacing, power-stealing serial killer, Sylar, in Heroes - brings his well-earned sci-fi credentials and simmering intensity to this audio-exclusive novella from master storyteller John Scalzi. One day, not long from now, it becomes almost impossible to murder anyone - 999 times out of a thousand, anyone who is intentionally killed comes back. How? We don't know.
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IT'S HARD TO GET MYSTICAL ABOUT YOUR JOB
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-05-16
By: John Scalzi
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Love, Death + Robots: The Official Anthology: Volume One
- Love, Death and Robots
- By: Amanda J. Spedding - editor, Geoff Brown - editor, Tim Miller, and others
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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The sixteen stories and two screenplays that make up Volume One of the Emmy® Award–winning Netflix Original series Love, Death & Robots.
By: Amanda J. Spedding - editor, and others
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Lock In (Narrated by Amber Benson)
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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Not too long from today, a new, highly contagious virus makes its way across the globe. Most who get sick experience nothing worse than flu, fever, and headaches. But for the unlucky one percent - and nearly five million souls in the United States alone - the disease causes "Lock In": Victims fully awake and aware, but unable to move or respond to stimulus. The disease affects young, old, rich, poor, people of every color and creed. The world changes to meet the challenge.
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Love Amber's Narration
- By Anthony on 09-11-14
By: John Scalzi
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Redshirts
- A Novel with Three Codas
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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Ensign Andrew Dahl has just been assigned to the Universal Union Capital Ship Intrepid, flagship of the Universal Union since the year 2456. Life couldn’t be better…until Andrew begins to pick up on the facts that (1) every Away Mission involves some kind of lethal confrontation with alien forces; (2) the ship’s captain, its chief science officer, and the handsome Lieutenant Kerensky always survive these confrontations; and (3) at least one low-ranked crew member is, sadly, always killed.
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Not his Wheal-house
- By P. Stover on 09-16-13
By: John Scalzi
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The Kaiju Preservation Society
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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When COVID-19 sweeps through New York City, Jamie Gray is stuck as a dead-end driver for food-delivery apps. That is, until Jamie makes a delivery to an old acquaintance, Tom, who works at what he calls “an animal rights organization”. Tom’s team needs a last-minute grunt to handle things on their next field visit. Jamie, eager to do anything, immediately signs on. What Tom doesn't tell Jamie is that the animals his team cares for are not here on Earth. Not our Earth, at at least. In an alternate dimension, dinosaur-like creatures named Kaiju roam a warm and human-free world.
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I'm listening with a permanent smile on my face
- By Lucy A. Pithecus on 03-15-22
By: John Scalzi
What listeners say about Shadow War of the Night Dragons, Book One: The Dead City: Prologue
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- Austin
- 06-18-15
Want the rest!
Considering the tongue twisting names in this, the narrator did an amazing job! More!
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- Phillippa Forrest
- 09-23-19
Sadly there is no actual series. :(
After some quick research, pparently this was done as an April fool's joke a few years ago. Which is a bit of a shame, as what small bit is there, is quite fun, and I would gladly read a Scalzi novel or trilogy based on it. I think his take on fantasy, particularly a quite silly take, would actually be quite fun. Alas. This is a fun little 20 minute listen, but feels almost like it's in bad taste, as it leaves you actually wanting more of something that sadly doesn't exist and has no plans to be written. Bit of a shame. One of those April fool's jokes that aren't quite funny because you actually hope they would be true.
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- Ijw
- 07-25-14
Like they said, just a prologue
Everyone that actually paid for this should be entitled to a free book. Come on, this chapter is just atmosphere; the story doesn't even get started. This teaser appears to be written to interest a publisher. Really not fair to expect readers to pay for what turns out to be a brief writing exercise.
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- Marie
- 03-04-13
Wait, what, that's it?
I really like John Scalzi's books, so I got this one. Is it worth $4 or a credit? For 21 minutes, no. I may as well have sought out the text and read it. The narration is good and the story, what little of it that was there, was a fun listen and I wanted more. There is a good wanting more and there is a bad wanting more, this is the bad wanting more, because there isn't.
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- TerminalVentures
- 02-20-16
Great introduction.
I really hope there is more to come. I found John Scalzi by accident when I first joined audible and have continued to love his work at every turn. While this is a short piece of work it is extremely entertaining in its own right. Feels like a tribute by Scalzi to Terry Pratchett.
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- Jim "The Impatient"
- 03-05-13
Excellent Prologue, not short story
I guess the book for this prologue has not been published yet. It was great and I really want to read the series now. It was very intelligent, lots of funny parts and fun.
I fail to see though how it is considered a short story. There really didn't seem to be much of a plot, yet it is up for a Hugo?
I got this for free, so I have no complaints, but I can not see why you would spend money on it, since it is really not a complete story.
It looks like Sclazi is going to Master the Fantasy market as well as he has mastered the Science Fiction Market.
Narrator and production are excellent.
As much as I love John Sclazi, I would say what till the book comes out, surely this will be part of the book.
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- Qoheleth
- 11-30-19
More....
This was a great story. Now we need the sequels. Why does Amazon insist on reviews being so many words? The punish us introverts who are economical with our words.
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- Chad
- 12-02-19
I wish this were a real series!
This may be an April Fool's Day prank, but after listening to what should be the first chapter of a novel, I was eager for more. It's fantasy with a heavy dose of humor. Classic Scalzi style. It's quite entertaining to listen to and sets the stage for the beginning of an epic tale. The impression I get listening to it is definitely not "this is ridiculous and over the top. Scalzi must be crazy... oh, it's a prank" but rather "ha ha, this is a great start! Where's the rest of it?"
But seriously - a 21 minute audiobook? And Audible wants us to PAY for it? Especially when the full text is available for free at https://www.tor.com/2011/04/01/the-shadow-war-of-the-night-dragons-book-one-the-dead-city-excerpt/ ?
It's definitely worth reading, but I'd be hesitant to pay $5 for 20 minutes of story.
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- Walter
- 10-01-17
Not keen on these new chapter things
Disappointed to realize this was another one of those chapter serials. Give me the whole book or don’t do any of it. :-/
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- Sabrina Dearing
- 01-07-24
If you like nothing so much as wordplay
Probably my least favorite of Scalzi's writing. Felt too much like trying to be clever. Clearly riffing on Hamlet, but not well.
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