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Constituent Service

A Third District Story

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Constituent Service

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Amber Benson
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The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

©2024 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible Originals LLC
Editors Select Humorous Funny Witty Feel-Good Science Fiction City

About the Creator

New York Times bestselling author John Scalzi is celebrated for his sharp, whip-smart sci-fi. With novels such as Redshirts, Lock In, The Collapsing Empire, and The Kaiju Preservation Society, Scalzi’s uncanny ability to craft new worlds and technologies has earned him three Hugo Awards, three Locus Awards, a Heinlein Award, and the Audie Award for Original Work. His works have been translated into over 30 languages. Adding to his long-form fiction triumphs, Scalzi acted as a creative consultant on the Stargate Universe television series and as a writer for the Emmy-winning Netflix series Love Death + Robots. From 2010 to 2013, Scalzi served as president of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, and in 2016, he received the Governor’s Award for the Arts in Ohio. He currently resides in Bradford, Ohio with his wife and (several) pets.

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Amber Benson is the author of both the Death’s Daughter and Witches of Echo Park fantasy trilogies and the middle grade standalone Among the Ghosts. Behind the camera, she co-directed the Slamdance feature film Drones and co-wrote and co-directed the Audible series Slayers: A Buffyverse Story. In her previous incarnation as an actor, she spent three years as "Tara Maclay" on the cult television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Engaging Short Story with Laughs

This was a delightful read! I enjoyed the interactions between the characters, and there were plenty of funny moments that made me smile. The ending was thrilling and left me satisfied. The story was the perfect length, with just enough character development to make me care about the outcome. Amber Benson did a fantastic job narrating—I’m excited to listen to more of her work in the future. Overall this is a charming and engaging short story!

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What a silly and sweet quick listen!

It was fun, sweet. And quick! Hope will be more in this little series. Definitely worth a few hours of your time.

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So Fun!

I sure do love me some Scalzi. This Novella was such a fun and rewarding listen. I really loved how everything comes together. I honestly loved it, and am hoping for more!

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he's done it again!

I absolutely love his work. it is funny and well written! he is one of my favorites. I recommend this!

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Love it!!

Great little story and performed extremely well. Honestly I could see this being the basis for a chill book series or for an episodic show. It’s awesome to see a writer create several interesting characters that I’d actually want to get to know more in such a short story.

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Fantastic Fun!

Wow what a delightful ride!
Narration was perfection!
Story was fun, whimsical, witty!
I wanted more. Audible originals always hit the mark!

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Delightful

A delightful, amusing story with spectacular narration by Amber Benson. A delightful, amusing story with spectacular narration by Amber Benson.

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Hilarious and over the top

This is what make Scalzi the funniest SF writer alive. Space Opera on the ground (and under ground and underwater), with humor that if it does not make you smile, your soul is dead.

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Another great one from Scalzi!

Funny, imaginative, great world-
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Fun little diversion

Short, sweet and to the point, while still doing imaginative world building and putting believable speculation into speculative fiction. Excellent performance.

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