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When the Moon Hits Your Eye

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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New York Times bestseller John Scalzi flies you to the moon with his most fantastic tale to date: When the Moon Hits Your Eye

The moon has turned into cheese.

Now humanity has to deal with it.

For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.

Astronauts and billionaires, comedians and bank executives, professors and presidents, teenagers and terminal patients at the end of their lives -- over the length of an entire lunar cycle, each get their moment in the moonlight. To panic, to plan, to wonder and to pray, to laugh and to grieve. All in a kaleidoscopic novel that goes all the places you’d expect, and then to so many places you wouldn’t.

It’s a wild moonage daydream. Ride this rocket.

©2025 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible, Inc.
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Listen to the moon and back
Between conference calls and car-pool pickups, my days are more chaotic than ever—and there is absolutely nothing that allows me to escape my daily life as entertainingly as a new John Scalzi audiobook. The thoughtful blend of humor and heart had me laughing out loud and smiling from ear to ear, from start to finish. The unique combination of Scalzi’s brilliant and witty storytelling and Wil Wheaton’s incredible narration is science fiction at its finest. Whether you’ve ever wondered how you’d react if the moon turned into cheese or not, this production will entertain, delight and inspire you. —Esther B., Audible Editor

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It's not bad, but I didn't enjoy it nearly as much as I thought I would, and I regret spending a credit on it instead of something more enjoyable. I'm typically a fan of Scalzi's work, but this one seemed to drag. I kept waiting for it to get really good, and it never did. And while I also typically enjoy Wil Wheaton narrating Scalzi's books, it didn't work for this book. The whole thing just feels off. I wish I liked it more, and I'm really sad that I don't.

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There isn’t much of an overarching plot. Reads more like a collection of short stories. Some of the stories are great. Will’s performance was excellent.

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Another Extraordinarily Fun read from Scalzi

Only John Scalzi can take such a far-fetched premise as the Moon turning to cheese, and actually make it fun, funny, believable and still deliver a timely message. As always, much to fast a read, but that's how he keeps us wanting more. Bravo John!

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Another fantastic read

So much fun, the different points of view on different days was such a great method that got me out of my reading slump. Thank you sir for continuing to put out these great books

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The Moon is now cheese?

I don't know what's happened. Scalzi has evolved in his writing in a why I just don't really enjoy anymore? will Wright's narration is now almost childish and hammed to the point of being kind of annoying. I guess this genre just isn't for me as anymore.

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Great time!

I look forward to every new Scalzi book, and this one did not disappoint! Laughs, crazy situations, and wacky reactions abound!. I loved his "every man trilogy" - thank you, John Scalzi

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The cheese-ening!

This is really funny and witty.
No one is ready for the cheese-aggedon!!!
it's a total cheese-pocalypse!

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Some how the plot works

I really enjoyed it. Its not my favorite book he has ever done. But i will definitely listen to a few more times. It would have been 5 stars except for the ending. I will not give anything away.

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More of a thought experiment than a plot

Scalzi’s writing is great, and Wheaton’s narration is as usual top notch, but the plot, such as it is, is lame. The whole book is more of a thought experiment with such a shifting from one set of characters to the next, that I didn’t really care about practically any of them. I also would like to not hear the word “cheese” again for at least a year.

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What Happens When The Ridiculous Happens?

Is the premise of the story absolutely ridiculous? Yes. Is the resulting story that takes the ridiculous serious compelling? Also yes.
As you can see in the preview of the book, this is a story about what happens when the moon suddenly turns to cheese, errr... organic material. It goes to several people in different jobs, positions, and lifestyles to see how their lives are affected by this absurdity turned reality. There are some stories that you would expect to see -- the president, congressmen, and NASA astronauts trying to figure out the why and the how it will affect the world. Then there are the stories that are much more compelling and heartfelt -- the pastor trying to keep his faith, the aspiring author, the song writer dying of pancreatic cancer. The emotions and reality packed into these day accounts are the heart of this story. You can hear the quiver in Wil Wheaton's voice as he shares the flood of emotions breaking through stoic facades. This is peak Wil Wheaton delivering peak Scalzi absurdity.
In the end, don't expect a lot of answers to the why of it and enjoy the ride of the who of it. And then, in the end, just accept that it was all just a hoax and go back to your normal life with just the hint of doubt in the back corner of your mind.

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