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John Scalzi
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The question is, how can you tell the President's brain is missing? And are we sure we need it back?
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War heroes aren't usually called out of semi-retirement and sent to the far reaches of the galaxy for a routine investigation. So when Colonel Carl Butler answers the call from an old and powerful friend, he knows it's something big - and he's not being told the whole story. A high councilor's son has gone MIA out of Cappa Base, the space station orbiting a battle-ravaged planet. The young lieutenant had been wounded and evacuated - but there's no record of him having ever arrived at hospital command.
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Refreshing Sci-Fi
- By Chris Duemig on 08-01-18
By: Michael Mammay
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Executive Actions
- By: Gary Grossman
- Narrated by: John McLain
- Length: 20 hrs and 50 mins
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An assassin takes aim at a Presidential candidate during a primary stump speech. The instant he pulls the trigger, the outcome of the election is irrevocably changed. But Democrat Teddy Lodge, an upcoming media sweetheart, isn't killed. His wife is. As a result, Lodge emerges as the man to beat and the greatest threat to the incumbent President, Morgan Taylor.
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My highest possible recommendation for this novel!
- By Wayne on 08-12-16
By: Gary Grossman
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Oracle
- By: Douglas E. Richards
- Narrated by: Dan Bittner
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
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LA detective Anna Abbott can see brief, cryptic visions of the future. She just doesn't know it yet. But others do. Others who will stop at nothing to ensure that her abilities never see the light of day. Soon Anna is fighting for her life against an array of powerful adversaries, and not all of them are human. Because a small group of aliens hiding on Earth believe that she can single-handedly alter the course of an interstellar war. One that has raged for thousands of years, but which is completely unknown to humankind. Until now.
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It's ok
- By Kindle Customer on 10-04-19
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- Joan Zak
- 04-07-21
A perfect short story.
As usual, John Scalzi has delivered a story with several levels of meaning. The twist at the end is unexpected, but makes total sense. Me. Scalzi is a master craftsman.
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- Stine
- 11-07-19
review of preformance only, my own opinion
I'm sorry, but the finality the narrator uses each time he says 'Jefferson(or any other name) said' bugs the jeebs off me! I love Scalzi so much, but this story, I will have to consume in written form. I only got about five minutes in before my toes were so curled I had to stop for risk of injury...I remember nothing but a cork and that darn Jefferson...
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- Tyson
- 03-31-20
Quick and Quirky
This short story felt like an episode of Twilight Zone. good for a free off or $1 read.
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- Jim
- 08-28-19
Cleverly done
I so enjoy Scalzi shorts as they are super clever and fun too. Great deals also
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- Dani Serena
- 03-26-21
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The only thing I dislike about Scalzi as a writer is his incessant use of "(person's name) said" for almost every sentence in a dialogue. When you're reading his books, your eyes can flit over it & ignore it for the most part, but it becomes obvious when listening to audiobooks.
Other narrarators worked around it as best they could, but this narrarator emphasized it. It made it really hard to enjoy the story.
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- Bobby Rogers
- 09-23-19
Fun short story!
Yet another great story by John Scalzi, even as short as it is. Very well developed and even sounded plausible in a funny way! PJ Ochlan did a great job narrating it as well!
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- Nathaniel B. Jack
- 07-28-23
Short but a lot of fun
As with much of John's work, I would love to see more out of the universe he built here. Decidedly lighthearted as the title suggests, and it made me laugh.
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- Ijw
- 10-18-19
not what you think
Published in 2017, the story isn't what you expect from the title. So just stop thinking that.
Instead it's kind of a clever what-if, which is what all good science-fiction should be.
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- Jean Philippe F Launberg
- 09-26-19
Light-hearted listening
Funny, creative, story ideal for when driving home at the end of the week. Gets you in the right mood for the weekend.
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- RedBuddy
- 10-15-23
Quick read (listen) but good
Enjoyed it. Quick and entertaining. Simple story line. Good read. It’s worth listening to and I recommend.
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