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Andy Barker
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By:
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Jeff Strand
About this listen
We apologize in advance for the fatal blow to your sanity, but Bram Stoker Award-winning author Jeff Strand is back with another short story collection!
Yes, the author of Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, Candy Coated Madness, and Freaky Briefs isn’t done with you yet. There will be serial killers. There will be cosmic horror. There will be extremely demented cooking competitions. There will be pink fizzy drinks. There will be Santa Claus, hangings in the Old West, body swaps, some light cannibalism, and monsters galore.
The twenty-six stories contained within these pages include fan favorites like “Torture Porn For Prudes” and “Rope and Limb,” along with the Splatterpunk Award-winning story “Next Best Baker.” There are strange, twisted tales like “Insufficiently Splattery,” “Devil-Powered Death Train of Doom,” and “Mouthy.” There’s even the depraved “Mac & Millie,” which you should definitely not read.
Prepare a cup of hot cocoa and put on your comfiest pajamas, because you’re about to be Snuggling the Grotesque.
Table of Contents:
- Body Swap
- Rope and Limb
- Torture Porn For Prudes
- Pink Passion
- Ghosts of Candies Past
- Turn Me
- Avert Thine Eyes
- Devil-Powered Death Train of Doom
- Dump Truck
- Next Best Baker
- Cherry Tree
- Mouthy
- All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth
- Hold Your Breath
- First Date
- Teenage Death Song
- Lost Gator
- Insufficiently Splattery
- The Mummy's Bite
- My Favorite Halloween Memory
- Ghetto Blaster
- Another Santa Story
- The Well
- The Body Hidin' Spot
- Y2K Feast
- Mac & Millie
- And, of course, an introduction and author notes on each story!
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- By: Tony Marturano
- Narrated by: Jon Rand, Katie Rand
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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In Nemesis, Tony Marturano masterfully weaves a claustrophobic, atmospheric, and utterly addictive human-driven story that places you directly in the heart of danger and forces you to face the kind of moral dilemmas that will haunt you long after you hear the final scream.
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Nemesis is an EXPERIENCE not just an audiobook
- By Jake Owens on 02-06-25
By: Tony Marturano
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Tab's Terrible Third Eye
- By: Isaac Thorne
- Narrated by: Tom Force
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Nine-year-old Tab is an artist harboring fears and anxieties that he soothes by drawing. After an encounter with an otherworldly creature, an angry bump afflicts his left temple. The wound burns and itches but will not heal. Worse, it summons ghosts.
By: Isaac Thorne
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Waking the Dead
- By: Bryan Asbury
- Narrated by: Drew Blood, Geoff Sturtevant, Otis Jiry
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Waking the Dead by breakout author Bryan Asbury features eight short stories that will take you by the hand and lead you down a dark, shadowy path where terror and retribution reign supreme. Asbury, the product of far too many 80’s and 90’s cinematic thrillers, knows what horror fans want, and he knows how to deliver! Lock the doors and sit back, because this is a collection that you will appreciate—at least until it’s time to shut off the lights...
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Fantastic!
- By Northern Michigan Consumer on 01-24-25
By: Bryan Asbury
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Wicked Jenny
- A Cautionary Tale Novel
- By: Matt Hilton
- Narrated by: David Thorpe
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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1988: Thirteen-year-old Andy Miller and his friends - Carl, Brian, Johnny and Gavin - become witnesses to the vicious attack of their classmate, Poppy, and the brutal murder of her sister at a flooded railway line they call the frog ponds. They lead the police to a suspect, a vulnerable older boy whose differences single him out. But when he commits suicide, his guilt is never proven. And the crime goes unpunished, until . . .
By: Matt Hilton
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This All Ends Horribly
- By: Mike Salt
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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What happens when a haunted house story starts in the third act and you walk into everything at its worst? This book. This book happens.
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Killer Blood Bath
- By Michael on 01-08-25
By: Mike Salt
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The End as We Know It
- By: Kermet Key
- Narrated by: Matthew J. Fisher
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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The End as We Know It is an occult horror fiction novel about a Lovecraftian apocalypse. We don't explain ourselves to ants and the gods like them more than they do us. We don't explain how the pesticides work nor why we're using them. So when a group of Christian camp counselors are "Left Behind" they must find sanity and hope on their own in an apocalypse that not even H.P. Lovecraft could imagine.
By: Kermet Key
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Nemesis
- Haunted, Book 4
- By: Tony Marturano
- Narrated by: Jon Rand, Katie Rand
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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In Nemesis, Tony Marturano masterfully weaves a claustrophobic, atmospheric, and utterly addictive human-driven story that places you directly in the heart of danger and forces you to face the kind of moral dilemmas that will haunt you long after you hear the final scream.
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Nemesis is an EXPERIENCE not just an audiobook
- By Jake Owens on 02-06-25
By: Tony Marturano
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Tab's Terrible Third Eye
- By: Isaac Thorne
- Narrated by: Tom Force
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Nine-year-old Tab is an artist harboring fears and anxieties that he soothes by drawing. After an encounter with an otherworldly creature, an angry bump afflicts his left temple. The wound burns and itches but will not heal. Worse, it summons ghosts.
By: Isaac Thorne
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Waking the Dead
- By: Bryan Asbury
- Narrated by: Drew Blood, Geoff Sturtevant, Otis Jiry
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Waking the Dead by breakout author Bryan Asbury features eight short stories that will take you by the hand and lead you down a dark, shadowy path where terror and retribution reign supreme. Asbury, the product of far too many 80’s and 90’s cinematic thrillers, knows what horror fans want, and he knows how to deliver! Lock the doors and sit back, because this is a collection that you will appreciate—at least until it’s time to shut off the lights...
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Fantastic!
- By Northern Michigan Consumer on 01-24-25
By: Bryan Asbury
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Wicked Jenny
- A Cautionary Tale Novel
- By: Matt Hilton
- Narrated by: David Thorpe
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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1988: Thirteen-year-old Andy Miller and his friends - Carl, Brian, Johnny and Gavin - become witnesses to the vicious attack of their classmate, Poppy, and the brutal murder of her sister at a flooded railway line they call the frog ponds. They lead the police to a suspect, a vulnerable older boy whose differences single him out. But when he commits suicide, his guilt is never proven. And the crime goes unpunished, until . . .
By: Matt Hilton
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Demonic
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Corey is falling in love with his co-worker Quinn. This is a problem. Not only because Quinn is married, but because her husband is a serial killer known as the Toledo Trasher, who has been forcing her to participate in his savage crimes.
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Demonic
- By Rachel on 06-16-23
By: Jeff Strand
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Dead End Tunnel
- By: Nick Roberts
- Narrated by: Derek Austin
- Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Maverick Hall has spent years trying to forget the chilling events of his thirteenth birthday in the summer of 1999. That fateful night, he and his best friends ventured through a seemingly innocuous tunnel on their bikes — a journey from which not all of them returned. Now, as an adult, Maverick is haunted by a sinister force that compels him to return to his old neighborhood, a place shadowed by secrets, deceit, and an unsettling sense of death. Drawn back against his better judgment, he must face the dark forces that have lurked in waiting, eager for his return.
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Haunting
- By Nick Roberts on 06-24-24
By: Nick Roberts
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Answered Prayers
- By: Truman Capote
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Tracing the career of a writer of uncertain parentage and omnivorous erotic tastes, Answered Prayers careens from a louche bar in Tangiers to a banquette at La Côte Basque, from literary salons to high-priced whorehouses. It takes in calculating beauties and sadistic husbands along with such real-life supporting characters as Colette, the Duchess of Windsor, Montgomery Clift, and Tallulah Bankhead. Above all, this malevolently funny book displays Capote at his most relentlessly observant and murderously witty.
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This audio book is censored
- By jlieutenis on 02-05-25
By: Truman Capote
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Benjamin
- By: Aron Beauregard, Shane McKenzie
- Narrated by: Chuck Brugee
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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In the city of fear, money holds dominion over all. With a new designer drug numbing the population, a rash of mysterious disappearances, and a murder rate rising higher than the tallest skyscraper, the only people with the means to distance themselves from the corruption are the ones fostering it. Enter Benjamin—a lone hundred-dollar bill caught in the middle. In a storm of pills, bullets, and bloodshed, Benjamin passes through the hands of several desperate criminals.
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Better as a Screenplay
- By Michelle Mendoza on 12-30-24
By: Aron Beauregard, and others
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Pressure
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex stared at the red pocketknife shown to him by his daughter. A pocketknife owned by somebody he hadn't seen in years. They met first in boarding school at age 12. Alex Fletcher, shy and scared. Darren Rust, always furiously scribbling away in a private journal. It was not an immediate friendship, but then one night Darren convinced his roommate to sneak off school grounds to see something glorious.
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Refreshingly Riveting GrittyThriller! LOVED IT!
- By JenniferLOVESThrillers on 09-01-16
By: Jeff Strand
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Leaders of the Pack
- A Werewolf Anthology
- By: Ray Garton, Jeff Strand, David Wellington, and others
- Narrated by: Chris Barnes
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Since the dawn of time, across almost every culture, there have been legends of shape-shifters. Men who turn into beasts and prey upon anyone unfortunate enough to cross their path. Of the shape-shifter tales, none invokes as much terror as the legend of the werewolf. The stories of men who become wolves persisted through the centuries from campfire folk tales to the modern age, where we are still thrilled and horrified by tales of bloodthirsty predators in our midst.
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meh
- By N on 06-16-21
By: Ray Garton, and others
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Ghost Camera
- By: Darcy Coates
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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When Jenine finds an abandoned polaroid camera, she playfully snaps a photo without a second thought. But there's something wrong with the image: a ghostly figure stands in the background, watching her. Fixated on her. Moving one step closer with every picture she takes.
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Vanessa Moyen is excellent!
- By Mr.Bill on 02-15-25
By: Darcy Coates
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It Watches in the Dark
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Ashley Bryce
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Twins Oliver and Trisha love going on adventures with their dad. Canoeing and camping on the Champion River will be their best trip yet! But when they capsize in rapids, their father is knocked unconscious. Alone and without cell phone reception, their only choice is to continue down river for help.
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Good for older kids
- By DotyDavis on 02-18-25
By: Jeff Strand
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Wake Up and Open Your Eyes
- By: Clay McLeod Chapman
- Narrated by: Kelli Tager, Joe Hempel, Cary Hite, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Noah Fairchild has been losing his formerly polite Southern parents to far-right cable news for years, so when his mother leaves him a voicemail warning him that the “Great Reckoning” is here, he assumes it’s related to one of the many conspiracy theories she believes in. But when his own phone calls go unanswered, Noah makes the long drive from Brooklyn to Richmond, Virginia. There, he discovers his childhood home in shambles, a fridge full of spoiled food, and his parents locked in a terrifying trance-like state in front of the TV.
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Highly recommended if you hate yourself
- By Gabe Somerville on 01-12-25
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Mean Spirited
- By: Nick Roberts, Crystal Lake Publishing, Crystal Lake Audio
- Narrated by: Spencer Dillehay
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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An alcoholic teacher and father’s world spirals out of control when a former student is killed and he is left with her dog and the dark presence that follows it. Matt Matheny teaches during the day, drinks at night, and barely hides his functioning alcoholism from his veterinarian ex-wife, Lucy, and his six-year-old son, Mikey. His world spirals out of control when a former student is killed, and he's left with her dog, Conehead. But something isn't right with Conehead.
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Creepy and scary enough to freak me out!!!!
- By TAMMY on 07-27-24
By: Nick Roberts, and others
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Dirtbag Queen
- By: Andy Corren
- Narrated by: Andy Corren
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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“Because she was my mother, the death of zaftig good-time gal Renay Corren is newsworthy to me, and I treat it with the same respect and reverence she had for, well, nothing. A more disrespectful, trash talking woman was not to be found.” So began Andy Corren's unforgettable obituary for his mother, Renay Mandel Corren, in her hometown paper The Fayetteville Observer, a tribute that went on to touch the hearts of millions around the globe. In his brief telling of the life and legend that was Renay, Andy captured only a slice of his loving and fabulously unconventional mother.
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Oh, Mama!
- By Placeholder on 02-11-25
By: Andy Corren
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Deep Freeze
- The Revival Series, Book 1
- By: Michael C. Grumley
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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The accident came quickly. With no warning. In the dead of night, a precipitous plunge into a freezing river trapped everyone inside the bus. It was then that Army veteran John Reiff’s life came to an end. Extinguished in the sudden rush of frigid water. There was no expectation of survival. None. Let alone waking up beneath blinding hospital lights. Struggling to move, or see, or even breathe. But the doctors assure him that everything is normal. That things will improve. What they haven’t told him… is that he is the first person to be successfully revived from a cryonic sleep.
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Sounds Plausible to Me!!!!
- By shelley on 01-12-24