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  • Suck My Life

  • A Paranormal Chick Lit Novel (Sucking Dead, Book 1)
  • By: Andie M. Long
  • Narrated by: Rachel Woods
  • Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)

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Suck My Life

By: Andie M. Long
Narrated by: Rachel Woods
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One minute I'm working in a bookshop and the next minute a vampire decides to kill me. Enter the tall, dark, handsome stranger who’s been hanging around the store lately. He has a deal he says I can’t refuse. I can either a) die or b) become a vampire and Queen of the Wayward.

Great choices there, hey? Obviously, I choose option b.

So here I am, trying to get used to not only being undead, but to my new royal role where I'm in charge of the Home of Wayward Souls. Yep, any newly dead spirits that are wild, unhappy, and out to cause trouble. All mine.

Oh, and there's another tiny thing I need to get my head around. The guy who prevented my demise? He's Death himself. The grim reaper took a shine to me and wants to take me on a date.

Suck. My. Life.

©2020 Andie M. Long (P)2021 Andie M. Long
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Death/New Vampire, breaking curses, found family,

Death/New Vampire, breaking curses, found family, humor and romance!

My only complaint is I wish it was longer! I can't wait to find out what happens to the rest of the characters.

I listened to the audiobook of this, and loved it! I think that hearing the voices gives you so much more as a reader. You really can feel the emotions.

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Loved this story!

Loved it! The author did an amazing job bringing this story and this community to life. Maya is a librarian who loves reading paranormal books and is about to be a Vampire dinner, thankfully Death intervenes and offers her a job as his assistant as The Queen of Wayward Souls. The narrator did awesome job of capturing the emotion of the story. I thoroughly enjoyed it and can't wait to listen to the next book in the series.

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Snarky and Sweet

Cute tale about a bookstore worker who ends up meeting death. The many characters in the book are enchanting and entertaining in the story is unique and sweet. Well worth a credit, hope audible will produce the rest of the series.

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A cute sassy read!

This was a fun paranormal rom-com read. Reading about Maya becoming a vampire queen and figuring out her feelings for her handsome new house mate was a blast.

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