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Narrated by:
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Richard Ferrone
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By:
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Lawrence Block
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Bernie Rhodenbarr has gone legit—almost—as the new owner of a used bookstore in New York’s Greenwich Village. Of course, dusty old tomes don’t always turn a profit, so to make ends meet, Bernie’s forced, on occasion, to indulge in his previous occupation: burglary. Besides which, he likes it.
Now a collector is offering Bernie an opportunity to combine his twin passions by stealing a very rare and very bad book-length poem from a rich man’s library.
The heist goes off without a hitch. The delivery of the ill-gotten volume, however, is a different story. Drugged by the client’s female go-between, Bernie wakes up in her apartment to find the book gone, the lady dead, a smoking gun in his hand, and the cops at the door. And suddenly he’s got to extricate himself from a rather sticky real-life murder mystery and find a killer—before he’s booked for Murder One.
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Bernie the best
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Remember that dead horse?
How about something new
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The dialogue
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Block so masterfully leads the reader along that by the storys climax you are caught up rooting for him to pull all the threads together.
Fantastic
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Book 3 of the Series
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Loved it
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Great gateway to the entire series
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Richard Ferrone continues to be marvelous as Bernie Rhodenbarr.
How does Bernie do it?
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