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The Chowderhead Crusades
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
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Comic-Con, 2036. The world is rocked by the bizarre and inexplicable materialization of Cateklysm Catholicon - a colorfully clad whack job decreeing that humanity's only hope lies in the lessons found in superhero comic books. "Cateklysm's Challenge" is born, enticing even the most skeptical with a prize that promises "the power to change the world".
But two decades later, the world has gone to crap. The prize, the challenge, and Cateklysm himself have all been forgotten by everyone but the Chowderheads - diehard superhero worshippers, who champion the progressive ideology infused into comics.
Enter Clayton Clayborn, a tragically orphaned, 17-year-old, second-generation Chowderhead living a dystopian nightmare existence on a Martian space freighter. Obsessed with the challenge, he'll face a gauntlet of comic book nerdery that will take him to alien worlds, thrust him into gladiatorial combat against supervillain look-alikes, and push him to the brink of annihilation in the heart of what seems to be the Batcave. But as Stan Lee would put it, "Excelsior."
"The comic book nerd's Ready Player One... Fun, frenetic, creative, and the ending hits like a ton of bricks." (Portland Book Review)
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During the day, he’s a South Chicago high school janitor, slopping a mop around from nine o’clock to three o’clock, five days a week. At night, hiding out in a boarded-up factory, he attends to his damaged interstellar spacecraft, making repairs and counting the days until he can return to his homeworld of Calunoth. All he needs to do is mind his own business and avoid any messy human dramas for just a few more weeks. But it is on one of those quiet nights when he hears them outside: the MP140s. Named for a police radio code for murder, they're among the most ruthless killers.
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depressing as hell
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Initiate
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- By: Joshua Anderle, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
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He was in a gang but was trying to change his future, when a board member of the elite advanced academy NEXUS made a snap decision and offered him a chance. Then fate, or an unbalanced genius, offered him another. The Nexus Academy is for the elite trainees from Earth, and now trials from our alien allies, as they teach the future generation how to fight, lead, hack, spy, and many other talents and tactics. Hired by companies, governments, and NGOs, these graduates work to pay off the massive debt their training at the academy accumulates.
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I don’t Understand How It received Any Good Reviews
- By Joseph B. Daugherty on 08-23-19
By: Joshua Anderle, and others
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The Last Reaper
- By: JN Chaney, Scott Moon
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
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When a high-value scientist is taken hostage inside the galaxy's most dangerous prison, Halek Cain is the only man for the job. The last remaining survivor of the Reaper program, Hal is an unstoppable force of fuel and madness. A veteran amputee-turned-cyborg, he has a history of violence and a talent for killing that is unmatched by any soldier. With the promise of freedom as his only incentive, he'll stop at nothing to earn back his life from the people who made him, imprisoned him, and were too afraid to let him die.
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Ray Ray!
- By David on 06-23-19
By: JN Chaney, and others
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The Gordian Protocol
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Doctor Benjamin Schröder was far from a man of action. In fact, he was a history teacher - chairman of the Castle Rock University history department - and if his life wasn't perfect, it was close. Until, that is the discussion of his star student Elzbietá Abramowski's dissertation on Operation Oz, the Pacific Allies' invasion of Vladivostok, was brutally interrupted. The psychotic episode that turned his entire world upside down struck with absolutely no warning, and it was more terrifying than anything he should have been able to imagine.
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Trash
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Max of the Rebellion
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Any kind of death annuls everything except his present knowledge and returns him to the past. This is a good way to test all sorts of things. That is, it would be, if not for one little thing.... This loop has real lords and it's unlikely that they'll be happy to hear about an uninvited guest. And that isn't his only problem - all of his memories of the last year have simply disappeared, but the world around him has changed in the meantime.
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Not Great
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Interstellar Caveman
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You think you’re struggling to find your place in the universe? Consider poor old Colin Douglass, a terminally ill insurance agent who awakens from centuries in cryogenic freeze to find Earth is a devastated wasteland. Now, he’s being pursued by a homicidal interstellar tourist board, and calculating insurance dividends is as outdated as making stone axes. Sci-fi-hating technophobe Colin seeks a cure for his illness in this strange new galaxy where toilets talk back, and door handles are a long-forgotten relic.
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Hairy knees won't stop Colin!
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By: Karl Beecher
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Rebel Stars: Books 0-2
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A thousand years ago, an alien invasion set humanity back to the Iron Age. Slowly, we recovered, colonizing the Solar System in peace. And discovered that an unknown force is stopping us from exploring any farther. But before the cause can be discovered, a slow-burning conspiracy threatens to explode into System-wide war. With enemies at home and in the darkness beyond, a team of unlikely heroes-a janitor, a mercenary, an asteroid miner, and a pirate-are the only ones who can avert a second apocalypse. This set includes the first three books of the newly-finished REBEL STARS series.
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Fun and entertaining.
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Guardians of the Galaxy
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When the Guardians attempt to evacuate a Kree prison planet and end up in a fight for their lives - what else is new? - they discover their old pal Groot is stretched a little thin. Someone is planting stolen branches of the monosyllabic hero and selling the saplings across the galaxy! The search to find Groot's missing pieces forces the Guardians into an alliance with the unscrupulous Collector, but the real problem is more complicated than he wants them to believe.
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Same old same old
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Earth’s first colony ship finally reaches the target world. The excitement of planetfall is indescribable, but quickly transforms into sick disappointment when they find the atmosphere is a roiling mass of hydrochloric acid, carbon dioxide, and other deadly poisons. They fly onward, seeking better planets. They find them, but none are ideal. The search goes on for a century, then longer still. As they move farther from Earth, aliens discover the intruding ship, and they begin to investigate humanity. They find our species unacceptable.
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Uggggh
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On the fringes of human space, a murder will light a fuse and send two rebels on a planetary scale collision course. This audiobook box set contains the first three books of the Opus X sci-fi series from Michael Anderle: Obsidian Detective, Shattered Truth, and Investigating Deceit. Jia lives on Earth, where peace is a given. Erik is on society’s frontier, where authority depends on how much firepower you wield. She is from the powerful, the elite. He is with the military. Both want the truth—but is revealing it good for humanity?
By: Michael Anderle
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Outpost
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Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
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Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
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Federal Histories Bundle, Books 1-3
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The future has amazing technology. Our alien allies have magic. Together, we are building a training system to teach the best of humanity to go to the stars. But the training is monumentally expensive. Stephanie Morgana is a genius, she just doesn't know it. Join her on the first half of her adventure with this collected edition, including the first three megabooks in the Federal Histories series.
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I see why this series/book has low sales.
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The West has been devastated by epidemics, bio-terrorism, war, and famine. Asia has shut its borders to keep the threats at bay, and some with power and influence have already abandoned Earth. Now an escape route a century in the making - the Nomad mission - finally offers hope to a small town and a secret research centre hidden in a rural American backwater. Shrouded in lies and concealed even from the research centre's staff, Nomad is about to fulfil its long-dead founder's vision of preserving the best of humanity to forge a new future. But who decides who's worthy?
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what the hell? not galaxys edge. total retcon.
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Occupation
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Alec works in the Detroit Overseer-factories, building a mysterious alien device. When three strangers appear, he's provided an opportunity to escape after years of servitude. Cole, a Freeborn loner, encounters Lina after her village is destroyed by the alien Occupation. Together, they make the arduous journey to a fabled safe-zone, trying to stay one step ahead of the enemy drones on their trail. Dex is a Hunter, working for the Occupation to track down escaped factory slaves, or Roamers, at all costs. But his latest hunt uncovers a massive secret.
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Exceptional Character Driven Alien Invasion Story!
- By Jas P on 05-24-20
By: Devon C. Ford, and others
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- 02-08-21
Comic book fans must read
I loved The Chowderhead Crusades and Patton Oswalt’s reading of it. Both truly delivered more than I was expecting. The book has an abundance of action and comic moments that couldn’t have been read any better. Between the witty writing and some hilarious delivery by Oswalt there’s a lot of fun to be had here.
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- Stephen L Safranek
- 08-20-21
A tale any Gunter would love
JJ does a great job creating a unique story ripe with elements that fans of Ernest Cline will be immediately drawn to. Walsh’s influence by Cline is evident throughout the book, with similar pacing and nerd level attention to pop culture detail, this time being laser-focused on the world of comic books. While I appreciate the obvious influence Cline had on this story, it’s the aspects and plot choices that reveal JJs personal style that standout as the best portions of the novel. Overall it’s a story you will be hard pressed to step away from, and the choice to bring in Oswalt to narrate the audio book is borderline perfect. The honor of being labeled a chowderhead is immediately thrusted in the same level and air as Gunters, Trekkies and Padawans. Give this book a download and enjoy the ride…it’s FTL
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- James G Phillips
- 08-04-23
Patton Oswalt sealed the deal.
I had been looking at this title for a while, and was on the fence, but bought it because yo was read by Patton Oswalt.
I was not disappointed. It was a good story, well paced, well developed and well read.
The narration really made it pop. Oswalt seems to me just to be an really likable person, pleasant to listen to, and his voice characterizations are great.
Im guessing he and I could not be further apart on the political/social spectrum, but that has no bearing on talent, and so I would likely buy an audio book just because he was the reader.
Buy the book; you will not be disappointed.
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- bakaDOH!
- 06-29-24
Okay story and a good listen
If you thought “ready player one” was too focused on pop culture and not enough on comic books, this book may be for you. This was a decent idea, filled with the usual tropes. This isn’t the most original book out there but it is a fun listen. Low expectations encouraged… and you might enjoy it as much as I did.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-18-21
Solid book, solid casting.
Not an academic study of superhero lore, but not too far off, wrapped in a well-constructed story. And Patton Oswalt was so perfect for the role.
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- Melody Numa
- 02-21-21
Fast-paced and fun
I say "fast-paced" but that really starts 20-30 minutes in, because there's a good amount of world-building like most sci-fi. After that it really takes off. I loved Ready Player One and this really was the comic book version. And Patton Oswalt is such a comic book buff – I don't think anyone else could have done it justice.
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- mig2
- 02-05-21
Ready Player One for comic fans!
The PDX Book Review nailed it. It really is “the comic book nerd’s Ready Player One.” And Patton Oswalt reading it makes even more what it is. If you’re really into comics, you’ll love the book for nostalgia. If you’re just kind of into them, you’ll learn a ton...while the main characters fight for their lives. Lol.
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- Carlos S R
- 02-19-21
Patton perfect
I loved this book, and I love Patton Oswalt reading it. It's a match made in heaven for comic book nuts.
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- John G.
- 02-20-21
Fun premise with great narration
A fun story and a great book for comic book fans, and Patton Oswalt’s narration is perfect.
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- B. Swire
- 02-18-21
Comic book nerds in space!
I was pretty sold on the premise, as I like space and I like comics. But there were a ton of great twists and the characters were a lot of fun. Plus, Patton Oswald gave it a great read. You can tell he’s really enjoying the material.
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