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Luke Daniels
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J.J. Walsh
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Kill-crazy mercenaries, gargantuan monstrosities, and a "sixth sense" that may be a death wish in disguise. Augie Brunthouse's first day of work is not going well.
It all started with Chuck Vestiglio's exile and subsequent suicide on his private island, derisively dubbed "Supersize Island" by the press. Now the disgraced hamburger baron's unhinged son has vowed to silence the family's critics with a psychotic plot to grow beef better. Alas, his wildly illegal biotech experiments have gone wrong in a very BIG way. Somebody needs to look into it.
Enter Augie. He hasn't cared about anything since his erratic precognition failed to warn him about the cancer that killed his mother. So it's time for a fresh start - at Spiel Timmitel, Corp. Augie doesn't know what STC does, or why they've sent him a gazillion recruitment flyers. But they're offering a huge salary and training in the Caribbean. Unfortunately, that training will turn out to be a shipwreck on Supersize Island. Cue the giant squirrel, parrot, and possum.
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Funny little action romp
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You see, I really only listen to audible books when I'm in my car. And I really don't drive much these days. But I made excuses to drive just to listen to this book. Not only is it funny, but the story and mystery is compelling. And the deaths of secondary characters are hilarious! And in the back of my mind I know the 2 main characters are gonna survive....but how? These guys are the 2 luckiest SoB's in the history of the world! And it never gets boring.
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Also a side note...I found myself eating a lot of burgers during my listening time. You may gain a pound or 2 by the end. But definitely worth it.
The beefiest of stories I've ever devoured!
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Really fun story!
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Fun listen
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Loved it!
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A fun listen!
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