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Clown in a Cornfield, Book 3
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Jesse Vilinsky
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Adam Cesare
About this listen
The thrills and chills are far from over in the third novel from Bram Stoker Award winner and master of scare, horror legend Adam Cesare.
Quinn has just survived yet another bloody run-in with the murderous clown Frendo, but somehow still she knows this won’t be the last. Tired of being hunted and seeing innocent people hurt, Quinn believes the only way to beat the horror is to take justice into her own hands—and stop the Frendo followers herself. Little does she know that this path will take her across cornfields and state lines, to where she will have to face the most dangerous and bloody menace yet: True believers.
It’s an all-new tale in this terrifying trio series about the villains inside us all, from the master of slashers and suspense, award-winning author Adam Cesare.
Clown in a Cornfield was 2020’s Bram Stoker Award Winner for Superior Achievement in a Young Adult Novel.
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A hilariously twisted take on Fan Cons.
- By The Bookwyrm Speaks on 10-31-16
By: Adam Cesare
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Tribesmen
- By: Adam Cesare
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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Thirty years ago, cynical sleaze ball director Tito Bronze took a tiny cast and crew to a desolate island. His goal: to exploit the local tribes, spray some guts around, cash in on the gore-spattered 80s Italian cannibal craze. But the pissed-off spirits of the island had other ideas. And before long, guts were squirting behind the scenes, as well.
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SHE TRIED TO PULL THE SNAKES OF DRIED BLOOD FROM
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-30-16
By: Adam Cesare
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A Child Alone with Strangers
- A Novel
- By: Philip Fracassi
- Narrated by: Sterling Boyns
- Length: 18 hrs and 41 mins
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When young Henry Thorne is kidnapped and held prisoner in a remote farmhouse surrounded by miles of forest, he finds himself connecting with a strange force living in the woods—using that bond to wreak havoc against his captors. Unknown to the boy, however, is that this ancient being has its own reasons for wanting the interlopers gone—there is something hidden beneath the house, tucked away in the dark, damp root cellar . . . waiting for its return.
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Ugh
- By Holly on 04-06-24
By: Philip Fracassi
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The Drowning House
- By: Cherie Priest
- Narrated by: Mara Wilson
- Length: 11 hrs and 34 mins
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A violent storm washes a mysterious house onto a rural Pacific Northwest beach, stopping the heart of the only woman who knows what it means. Her grandson, Simon Culpepper, vanishes in the aftermath, leaving two of his childhood friends to comb the small, isolated island for answers—but decades have passed since Melissa and Leo were close if they were ever close at all. Now they'll have to put aside old rivalries and grudges if they want to find or save the man who brought them together in the first place—and on the way they'll learn a great deal about the sinister house on the beach.
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Witchy Goodness with Lovecraftian Evilness
- By GeminiMonkey on 08-02-24
By: Cherie Priest
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Horror Movie
- A Novel
- By: Paul Tremblay
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos, Dani Martineck, Micky Shiloah, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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In June 1993, a group of young guerilla filmmakers spent four weeks making Horror Movie, a notorious, disturbing, art-house horror flick. The weird part? Only three of the film’s scenes were ever released to the public, but Horror Movie has nevertheless grown a rabid fanbase. Three decades later, Hollywood is pushing for a big budget reboot.
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My first return to audible
- By DH on 06-12-24
By: Paul Tremblay
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My Heart Is a Chainsaw
- By: Stephen Graham Jones
- Narrated by: Cara Gee
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
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Alma Katsu calls My Heart Is a Chainsaw “a homage to slasher films that also manages to defy and transcend genre.” On the surface is a story of murder in small-town America. But beneath is its beating heart: a biting critique of American colonialism, Indigenous displacement, and gentrification, and a heartbreaking portrait of a broken young girl who uses horror movies to cope with the horror of her own life.
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struggle with keeping up with the whole book
- By Suzanne Davis on 09-19-21
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Night of the Mannequins
- By: Stephen Graham Jones
- Narrated by: Gary Tiedemann
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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One last laugh for the summer as it winds down. One last prank just to scare a friend. Bringing a mannequin into a theater is just some harmless fun, right? Until it wakes up. Until is starts killing. Luckily, Sawyer has a plan. He'll be a hero. He'll save everyone to the best of his ability. He'll kill as many people as he needs to so he can save the day. That's the thing about heroes - sometimes you have to become a monster first.
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Sad that it ended
- By Jason on 03-12-21
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The Queen
- By: Nick Cutter
- Narrated by: Ariel Blake, Zac Aleman, Corey Brill, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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On a sunny morning in June, Margaret Carpenter wakes up to find a new iPhone on her doorstep. She switches it on to find a text from her best friend, Charity Atwater. The problem is, Charity’s been missing for over a month. Most people in town—even the police—think she’s dead. Margaret and Charity have been lifelong friends. They share everything, know the most intimate details about one another…except for the destructive secret hidden from them both. A secret that will trigger a chain of events ending in tragedy, bloodshed, and death. And now Charity wants Margaret to know her story.
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Yikes. Boring and forgettable.
- By Paintedsheep on 11-15-24
By: Nick Cutter
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Ararat
- By: Christopher Golden
- Narrated by: Robert Fass
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Christopher Golden's Ararat is the heart-pounding tale of an adventure that goes wrong - on a biblical scale. When an earthquake reveals a secret cave hidden inside Mount Ararat in Turkey, a daring, newly engaged couple are determined to be the first ones inside...and what they discover will change everything. The cave is actually a buried ancient ship that many quickly come to believe is Noah's Ark. When a team of scholars, archaeologists, and filmmakers make it inside the ark, they discover an elaborate coffin in its recesses.
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Chilling then dragged on too long.....
- By Barbara on 05-17-17
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I Was a Teenage Slasher
- By: Stephen Graham Jones
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Stephen Graham Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small west Texas town driven by oil and cotton—and a place where everyone knows everyone else’s business. So it goes for Tolly Driver, a good kid with more potential than application, seventeen, and about to be cursed to kill for revenge. Here Stephen Graham Jones explores the Texas he grew up in, and shared sense of unfairness of being on the outside through the slasher horror Jones loves, but from the perspective of the killer, Tolly, writing his own autobiography. Find yourself rooting for a killer in this summer teen movie of a novel gone full blood-curdling tragic.
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So much fun
- By Amber on 08-13-24
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A Mask of Flies
- By: Matthew Lyons
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
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In the grisly aftermath of a botched bank heist, career criminal Anne Heller has no choice but to return to her family’s cabin–a secluded shack in Colorado’s San Luis Valley, and the site of her mother’s untimely death. Along for the ride are Jessup, Anne’s badly wounded partner, and Dutch, the police officer she’s taken hostage. As they wait for help, Anne discovers strange relics from her mother’s past and begins to unfold the mystery of her childhood at the cabin.
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Amazing read!!! No Spoiler
- By Lindsay on 11-26-24
By: Matthew Lyons
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The Breach
- By: Nick Cutter
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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John Hawkins is counting down his last days as chief of police on the Lone Crow Reservation in the lonely, frigid woods of the Yukon. But when a faceless body with mysterious wounds washes up on the shores of the Porcupine River, he’s pulled deeper in than ever before. Hawkins and coroner Jacob Littlecorn suspect the disfigured body is that of theoretical physicist Graham Raphelson, also known as the “molecular madman of Trinity College”, who recently disappeared.
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Don’t waste your time
- By Rhonda on 11-03-20
By: Nick Cutter
What listeners say about The Church of Frendo
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- Andrew Hoffman
- 08-21-24
Some of the most intriguing horror I’ve read in a while
I absolutely love these characters. The story is compelling, rich, and has a lot of nuance to it. The performance is excellent as well. Definitely a strong entry into this series
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- Brian Plew
- 11-05-24
It was ok.
I’ve listened to the previous two books and they had their good moments but something about this one just didn’t really click with me. All of the adults sounded like they had slurred speech or shrieked and it just kind of took me out of the story.
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- Dustin S.
- 08-26-24
another great installment
Cesare has done it again and given us a strong follow up/sequel to move this story along. it's compelling and fast paced.
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- Takeo Fujioka
- 10-27-24
Dramatic Reader
I absolutely love the voice of this book, she knows how to voice act. The voices that were in pain were spookily accurate.
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- noe flores
- 10-31-24
Great addition to an already great series.
Loved the will they wont they between Quinn and Johnny D. Hoping it continues with Rust and Cole.
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- MasterVox
- 10-09-24
Horror for Our Modern Times
What makes Cesare’s Clown series so fantastic is how it weaves in the most troubling aspects of our current moment—from online conspiracy theories, to moral panics, to reactionary religious and political movements. That veracity helps the big, theatrical aspects of the series feel more grounded while indulging in the visual spectacle of horror and action films. These are books with fantastic characters, thrilling twists and carefully-constructed scenes, all crafted to maximize impact. They’re particularly good in audio format, as the narrator not only evokes a wide range of characters with ease but invests them with a sense of edgy tension.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-29-24
Pseudo-Amish Clown Cult
There is something to be said for horror that doesn’t just ignore the current social and political climates, but takes them to heart, showcasing the fears of the average person in a cutting but fresh and fun way.
Every second of this story had me fully engaged. Shuddering, gasping, laughing, crying… well done. I like that this book doesn’t hide the fact that it’s about Alt-Right Extremism. The characters let you know that directly, and this makes so much even more chilling. It hits even harder knowing that the elections are in a few short weeks.
Everything about this book, I love. I can not stress that enough. This series is wonderful, but books 1&2 don’t even begin to compare to the masterpiece that is Clown In A Cornfield 3: Church Of Friendo.
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- Violet
- 12-15-24
Odd
I liked it but it just didn’t seem to fit well. It was very odd and seemed to be lacking a full plot
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- Dane Higbee
- 08-22-24
Another great addition to the story!
We've seen our heroine battle in a cornfield, a college, and now, everywhere. Frendo's followers are gathering. But why? And where?
As usual, this reads like a movie. Action, adventure, guts. It's bloody fun.
Narrator is perfect. Her voices are spot on.
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- Justin
- 10-02-24
Part Three is just as good as the first two
This continues the story of Quinn Maybrook and the madness started from the first two books. Church of Frendo doesn’t disappoint.
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