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Clown in a Cornfield, Book 3
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Jesse Vilinsky
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Adam Cesare
About this listen
The thrills and chills are far from over in the third novel from Bram Stoker Award winner and master of scare, horror legend Adam Cesare.
Quinn has just survived yet another bloody run-in with the murderous clown Frendo, but somehow still she knows this won’t be the last. Tired of being hunted and seeing innocent people hurt, Quinn believes the only way to beat the horror is to take justice into her own hands—and stop the Frendo followers herself. Little does she know that this path will take her across cornfields and state lines, to where she will have to face the most dangerous and bloody menace yet: True believers.
It’s an all-new tale in this terrifying trio series about the villains inside us all, from the master of slashers and suspense, award-winning author Adam Cesare.
Clown in a Cornfield was 2020’s Bram Stoker Award Winner for Superior Achievement in a Young Adult Novel.
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HANK HAD FRECKLES, WASN'T THAT AMAZING
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-29-16
By: Adam Cesare
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Camp Slaughter
- By: Sergio Gomez
- Narrated by: Jeremy Frazier
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
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It’s a local legend. No one is sure if this “Camp Slaughter” place is real or not. But a group of college kids renting out a cabin deep in the woods of Pennsylvania will soon realize the truth. They’ll realize the danger, too. Or rather, the cannibal out in the woods will bring the danger to them...
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save your credit
- By Kristia P. on 08-14-24
By: Sergio Gomez
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The Summer Job
- A Satanic Thriller
- By: Adam Cesare
- Narrated by: Stacey Glemboski
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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Massive nights, picturesque days: There is nothing Claire doesn't love about her summer job in Mission, Massachusetts. Claire is just trying to keep her head down and start a new life after burning out in the city, but those kids out in the woods seem like they throw awesome ragers.... It's only once she's in too deep that Claire discovers the real tourist trade that keeps the town afloat. It's then that her soul-searching in Mission becomes a fight for her life.
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The Best Horror Movie Never Made
- By CKDelay on 11-17-18
By: Adam Cesare
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Memorials
- By: Richard Chizmar
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Jonathan Todd Ross
- Length: 15 hrs and 25 mins
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1983: Three students from a small college embark on a week-long road trip to film a documentary on roadside memorials for their American Studies class. The project starts out as a fun adventure with long stretches of empty road and nightly campfires where they begin to open up with one another. But as they venture deeper into the Appalachian backwoods, the atmosphere begins to darken. They notice more and more of the memorials feature a strange, unsettling symbol hinting at a sinister secret.
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Too long
- By Amazon Customer on 11-01-24
By: Richard Chizmar
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American Elsewhere
- By: Robert Jackson Bennett
- Narrated by: Graham Winton
- Length: 22 hrs and 24 mins
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Some places are too good to be true. Under a pink moon, there is a perfect little town not found on any map. In that town, there are quiet streets lined with pretty houses, houses that conceal the strangest things. After a couple years of hard traveling, ex-cop Mona Bright inherits her long-dead mother's home in Wink, New Mexico. And the closer Mona gets to her mother's past, the more she understands that the people of Wink are very, very different....
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You are entering the twighlight zone
- By Lisa on 07-29-13
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The Queen
- By: Nick Cutter
- Narrated by: Ariel Blake, Zac Aleman, Corey Brill, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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On a sunny morning in June, Margaret Carpenter wakes up to find a new iPhone on her doorstep. She switches it on to find a text from her best friend, Charity Atwater. The problem is, Charity’s been missing for over a month. Most people in town—even the police—think she’s dead. Margaret and Charity have been lifelong friends. They share everything, know the most intimate details about one another…except for the destructive secret hidden from them both. A secret that will trigger a chain of events ending in tragedy, bloodshed, and death. And now Charity wants Margaret to know her story.
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Yikes. Boring and forgettable.
- By Paintedsheep on 11-15-24
By: Nick Cutter
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A Child Alone with Strangers
- A Novel
- By: Philip Fracassi
- Narrated by: Sterling Boyns
- Length: 18 hrs and 41 mins
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When young Henry Thorne is kidnapped and held prisoner in a remote farmhouse surrounded by miles of forest, he finds himself connecting with a strange force living in the woods—using that bond to wreak havoc against his captors. Unknown to the boy, however, is that this ancient being has its own reasons for wanting the interlopers gone—there is something hidden beneath the house, tucked away in the dark, damp root cellar . . . waiting for its return.
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Ugh
- By Holly on 04-06-24
By: Philip Fracassi
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Here Lies a Vengeful Bitch
- By: Codie Crowley
- Narrated by: Justis Bolding
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
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Annie Lane was murdered, but that won’t slow her down. The mountain her body was dumped on is legendary for raising the dead—so after waking up in the same frigid water that hides her corpse, Annie surges into her backwoods hometown hell-bent on revenge. The problem is, Annie can’t remember who killed her … and the list of people who might have wanted to isn’t exactly short. There’s her toxic mom, who spends her rare sober moments ripping Annie a new one. There’s her boss at the diner, who’s always been a little too friendly. And there’s her cheating ex and his creepy bandmates,.
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The story
- By Charity Gillean on 08-19-24
By: Codie Crowley
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Model Home
- A Novel
- By: Rivers Solomon
- Narrated by: Gabby Beans
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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The three Maxwell siblings keep their distance from the lily-white gated enclave outside Dallas where they grew up. When their family moved there, they were the only Black family in the neighborhood. The neighbors acted nice enough, but right away bad things, scary things—the strange and the unexplainable—began to happen in their house. Maybe it was some cosmic trial, a demonic rite of passage into the upper-middle class. Whatever it was, the Maxwells, steered by their formidable mother, stayed put, unwilling to abandon their home, terrors and trauma be damned.
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They eat every time
- By Anonymous User on 02-23-25
By: Rivers Solomon
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The Exorcist
- A Novel
- By: William Peter Blatty
- Narrated by: William Peter Blatty, Eliana Shaskan
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
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Four decades after it first shook the nation, then the world, William Peter Blatty's thrilling masterwork of faith and demonic possession returns in an even more powerful form. Raw and profane, shocking and blood-chilling, it remains a modern parable of good and evil and perhaps the most terrifying novel ever written.
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Terrifying...
- By Kenneth on 10-01-12
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Mister Lullaby
- By: J. H. Markert
- Narrated by: David Bendena, Lauren Ezzo
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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The small town of Harrod’s Reach has seen its fair share of the macabre, especially inside the decrepit old train tunnel around which the town was built. After a young boy, Sully Dupree, is injured in the abandoned tunnel and left in a coma, the townspeople are determined to wall it up. Deputy sheriff Beth Gardner is reluctant to buy into the superstitions until she finds two corpses at the tunnel’s entrance, each left with strange calling cards inscribed with old lullabies. Soon after, Sully Dupree briefly awakens from his coma.
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I loved Nightmare Man, but Mister Lullaby is even better.
- By James A. Koogler on 04-11-24
By: J. H. Markert
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FantasticLand
- A Novel
- By: Mike Bockoven
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe, Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Since the 1970s, FantasticLand has been the theme park where "Fun is Guaranteed!" But when a hurricane ravages the Florida coast and isolates the park, the employees find it anything but fun. Five weeks later, the authorities who rescue the survivors encounter a scene of horror. Photos soon emerge online of heads on spikes outside of rides and viscera and human bones littering the gift shops, breaking records for hits, views, likes, clicks, and shares.
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Absurd...But awesome
- By T.J. on 11-12-17
By: Mike Bockoven
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So Thirsty
- By: Rachel Harrison
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Sloane Parker is dreading her birthday. She doesn’t need a reminder she’s getting older, or that she’s feeling indifferent about her own life. Her husband surprises her with a birthday-weekend getaway—not with him, but with Sloane’s longtime best friend, troublemaker extraordinaire Naomi. Sloane anticipates a weekend of wine tastings and cozy robes and strategic avoidance of issues she’d rather not confront, like her husband’s repeated infidelity.
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Weak Ending
- By Jennifer on 10-09-24
By: Rachel Harrison
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- Andrew Hoffman
- 08-21-24
Some of the most intriguing horror I’ve read in a while
I absolutely love these characters. The story is compelling, rich, and has a lot of nuance to it. The performance is excellent as well. Definitely a strong entry into this series
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- Dustin S.
- 08-26-24
another great installment
Cesare has done it again and given us a strong follow up/sequel to move this story along. it's compelling and fast paced.
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- Takeo Fujioka
- 10-27-24
Dramatic Reader
I absolutely love the voice of this book, she knows how to voice act. The voices that were in pain were spookily accurate.
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- Brian Plew
- 11-05-24
It was ok.
I’ve listened to the previous two books and they had their good moments but something about this one just didn’t really click with me. All of the adults sounded like they had slurred speech or shrieked and it just kind of took me out of the story.
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- Veronica Petchers
- 12-30-24
Church of Frendo A worthy ending
The third book in the A Clown in a Cornfield and it was terrific. Quinn goes on the offensive after years of Kettle Springs’ own Frendo the Clown and its twisted followers. This didn’t disappoint!!
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- Anonymous User
- 03-23-25
Awesome tense moment’s
I enjoyed the narration and the story had me hooked from the get go. A satisfying ending to an awesome skater trilogy, would highly recommend.
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- noe flores
- 10-31-24
Great addition to an already great series.
Loved the will they wont they between Quinn and Johnny D. Hoping it continues with Rust and Cole.
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- MasterVox
- 10-09-24
Horror for Our Modern Times
What makes Cesare’s Clown series so fantastic is how it weaves in the most troubling aspects of our current moment—from online conspiracy theories, to moral panics, to reactionary religious and political movements. That veracity helps the big, theatrical aspects of the series feel more grounded while indulging in the visual spectacle of horror and action films. These are books with fantastic characters, thrilling twists and carefully-constructed scenes, all crafted to maximize impact. They’re particularly good in audio format, as the narrator not only evokes a wide range of characters with ease but invests them with a sense of edgy tension.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-29-24
Pseudo-Amish Clown Cult
There is something to be said for horror that doesn’t just ignore the current social and political climates, but takes them to heart, showcasing the fears of the average person in a cutting but fresh and fun way.
Every second of this story had me fully engaged. Shuddering, gasping, laughing, crying… well done. I like that this book doesn’t hide the fact that it’s about Alt-Right Extremism. The characters let you know that directly, and this makes so much even more chilling. It hits even harder knowing that the elections are in a few short weeks.
Everything about this book, I love. I can not stress that enough. This series is wonderful, but books 1&2 don’t even begin to compare to the masterpiece that is Clown In A Cornfield 3: Church Of Friendo.
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- Violet
- 12-15-24
Odd
I liked it but it just didn’t seem to fit well. It was very odd and seemed to be lacking a full plot
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