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The Coffin Hotel
- An Urban Fantasy Adventure
- Narrated by: Melisandre Vert, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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All I wanted was a friggin burrito.
My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it?
I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel.
Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I'm clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.
This is my journey of gaining power, fighting injustice, making sure the guests are comfortable, and trying to not lose my head.
The Coffin Hotel is an urban fantasy adventure with action, humor, angels, witches, undead, demons with Karen haircuts, tentacle nerds, over-the-top situations, unconventional relationships, and burritos!
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- DaynenMc
- 02-08-23
Amazing
The imagination of some authors just makes the world a better place.
I love finding books that I can really get into and have such a blast reading.
This is one of those books.
The author and narrators have done such a great job.
I love the characters and the storyline, etc.
Our MC gets killed in a convenience store robbery and gets taken to a special place in, what is basically purgatory, and becomes the new manager of the Coffin Hotel.
He gets to be with hot girls from multiple worlds and fight bad guys with his new powers.
I love this book and I hope that book 2 is at least half as good as this one.
I got this book as a freebie. I never expect any of the books I've gotten a code for, to be this much fun.
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- Travis B.
- 12-11-22
thankfully not holiday
covers like these make me concerned that the book will be holiday specific. Thankfully, holoween hasn't been mentioned once by name(3hrs in). so feel free to enjoy year-round and not avoid until October
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- TrustedReviewerFTW
- 12-20-22
Super fun and Exciting!
I've been anxiously awaiting this to hit audible. I wasn't disappointed! The story and production is absolutely flawless.
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- Sam
- 12-12-22
Praise the burritos
First off, the narrators did an amazing job. Secondly, the book will make you wheeze from laughing too much. Last but not least, give thanks to the burritos! The mc loves burritos like no other and will drag you along for the ride
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- Joshua Airington
- 05-07-24
5 stars
💙💙💙💙💙I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Erik Weir!
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- Keith
- 12-11-22
This was actually a fun listen!
I don't know what I was expecting but this wasn't it. The MC is a straight smart ass who has excellent taste in pop-culture. Some of his references were downright hilarious. The meeting with the god is the first one that comes to mind. I thoroughly enjoyed the this listen. The progression is good with plenty of action. I want to see how the Hotel situated at the hub/nexus gets upgraded next. The dungeon adventures were good as well.
Really, there was really a lot to like in this book. That includes excellent narration by Melisandre and Ron. This is well worth the credit. I'm gonna go out on a limb and recommend the entire series without the next audiobook being here yet.
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- Philip Akey
- 12-31-22
A hotel I could love.
A fun romp into the dead with a more exciting life than my….well…life! Love the world creation and the characters.
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- JB
- 12-25-22
never craved a burrito more in my life...
while listening to this book I laughed a lot. it's super funny and different. halfway through the book I broke down and went to the store to get a burrito. this book totally took me off guard. the narrators and production were also great. worth the credit or purchase
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- Nemesis
- 01-07-23
An excellent introduction to the author!
This is the first story I have read from Erik Weir and I was not dissappointed. The characters are unique and well developed, the story is well developed, and the plot moves at a good pace for the genre. Audio Version: Melisandre Vert and Ron d'Vous do a great job with the narration and overall characters.
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- Joeseph Baxter
- 12-10-22
interesting
it's interesting, if you enjoy a litrpg fighting monsters and running a business between worlds you'll enjoy this, It's an interesting take on the portal fantasy being chosen to run a hotel but not a normal one :) it was enjoyable.
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