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Melisandre Verte
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Ron d'Vous
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By:
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Erik Weir
About this listen
3 Great Stories in One Offering!
All I wanted was a friggin burrito.
My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it?
I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel.
Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I'm clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.
This is my journey of gaining power, fighting injustice, making sure the guests are comfortable, and trying to not lose my head.
The Coffin Hotel is an urban fantasy adventure with action, humor, angels, witches, undead, demons with Karen haircuts, tentacle nerds, over-the-top situations, and burritos!
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While the land is tainted with a curse against magic itself, slivers of its might seep through. Alex's Isekai comes with the special gift of Rune Magic. Rune magic is mostly gone, a vestige of its ancient power and if he unlocks some of his secrets, he may just restore balance. Of course, the odds are against him and the mysteries abound. Cerenis is not some cozy fantasy world. It's plagued by the Sudrel who are eager to kill someone like him.
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Unnatural Pacing and Strange Writing
- By Brian L Latta on 03-08-25
By: Isaac Keyes
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Monstrous Love: The Complete Trilogy Omnibus
- Monstrous Love
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 23 hrs and 15 mins
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
By: Virgil Knightley
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Heavy Metal Mana Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
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I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped.
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A good read.
- By Customer 1960 on 11-25-24
By: Ace Strutton
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Billy the Barbarian: The Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 21 hrs and 1 min
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Billy the Barbarian is an Isekai adventure story about a normal man from our Earth whose destiny changes when he gets snatched up by the gods of a magical world. He then wakes up to find himself in a strange, cruel land known as Thune to the locals. It turns out the gods of Thune have pretty big plans for Billy, and before he knows it he's swept up into an adventure the likes of which you've never seen before.
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A rock star in the stone age.
- By DaynenMc on 02-23-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Druid Wanted Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Cultivation Dark Fantasy
- By: Nicholas Steam
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 45 mins
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The Complete first three books of the Druid Wanted Series in one volume. Druid Wanted: No Experience NecessaryThe Valley of Nymis needs a druid. A distant, magical land is sick and dying. The corruption has spread to the beastfolk, and the elves have taken to worshipping a god of darkness. They need a druid. I need a job, and working outdoors sounds appealing. What they didn't tell me is that every other druid is now worm food. Guided by the attractive Kiyomi (a kitsune) I must reach the Heart of the Forest while learning what it means to be a druid and learning to cultivate, traveling ...
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In need of a serious rewrite and a voice actor
- By Rob on 03-21-25
By: Nicholas Steam
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The Wolf King's Lair Omnibus
- Books 1-6
- By: Devan Drake
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 63 hrs and 53 mins
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Daxas has established his dungeon in the Proving Grounds and incorporated two more into his sphere of influence. But his expansion and rule-breaking doesn't end there. His successes have been impressive, but thus far, he has been competing against the other minnows in the Proving Grounds. Other, grander forces, have taken notice and the interfering Divine Lords continue in their campaign to see Daxas destroyed. Daxas will have to think bigger, fighter harder, and cheat in ever more inventive ways if he and his growing pool of desirable disciples are to emerge victorious.
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Incredibly dull
- By Gino on 02-27-24
By: Devan Drake
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Master of Runes Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Isaac Keyes
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 29 hrs and 31 mins
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While the land is tainted with a curse against magic itself, slivers of its might seep through. Alex's Isekai comes with the special gift of Rune Magic. Rune magic is mostly gone, a vestige of its ancient power and if he unlocks some of his secrets, he may just restore balance. Of course, the odds are against him and the mysteries abound. Cerenis is not some cozy fantasy world. It's plagued by the Sudrel who are eager to kill someone like him.
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Unnatural Pacing and Strange Writing
- By Brian L Latta on 03-08-25
By: Isaac Keyes
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Monstrous Love: The Complete Trilogy Omnibus
- Monstrous Love
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 23 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
By: Virgil Knightley
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Heavy Metal Mana Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
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I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped.
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A good read.
- By Customer 1960 on 11-25-24
By: Ace Strutton
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Billy the Barbarian: The Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 21 hrs and 1 min
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Billy the Barbarian is an Isekai adventure story about a normal man from our Earth whose destiny changes when he gets snatched up by the gods of a magical world. He then wakes up to find himself in a strange, cruel land known as Thune to the locals. It turns out the gods of Thune have pretty big plans for Billy, and before he knows it he's swept up into an adventure the likes of which you've never seen before.
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A rock star in the stone age.
- By DaynenMc on 02-23-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Druid Wanted Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Cultivation Dark Fantasy
- By: Nicholas Steam
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 45 mins
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The Complete first three books of the Druid Wanted Series in one volume. Druid Wanted: No Experience NecessaryThe Valley of Nymis needs a druid. A distant, magical land is sick and dying. The corruption has spread to the beastfolk, and the elves have taken to worshipping a god of darkness. They need a druid. I need a job, and working outdoors sounds appealing. What they didn't tell me is that every other druid is now worm food. Guided by the attractive Kiyomi (a kitsune) I must reach the Heart of the Forest while learning what it means to be a druid and learning to cultivate, traveling ...
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In need of a serious rewrite and a voice actor
- By Rob on 03-21-25
By: Nicholas Steam
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The Wolf King's Lair Omnibus
- Books 1-6
- By: Devan Drake
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 63 hrs and 53 mins
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Daxas has established his dungeon in the Proving Grounds and incorporated two more into his sphere of influence. But his expansion and rule-breaking doesn't end there. His successes have been impressive, but thus far, he has been competing against the other minnows in the Proving Grounds. Other, grander forces, have taken notice and the interfering Divine Lords continue in their campaign to see Daxas destroyed. Daxas will have to think bigger, fighter harder, and cheat in ever more inventive ways if he and his growing pool of desirable disciples are to emerge victorious.
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Incredibly dull
- By Gino on 02-27-24
By: Devan Drake
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The Halls of Magic: Volume 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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I thought I was destined for an early grave. Apparently, fate had other plans for me. My name is Jake. After twenty-three years of life, all I have to my name is a dead-end job and an undiagnosed metabolic disorder that has the doctors baffled. Everything changed on my birthday when I found a magical key that followed me home. It led me to the Halls of Magic, a multiversal repository of arcane knowledge that will allow me the chance to cure my broken body and unlock arcane power.
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Non stop virgin wet dream
- By Anonymous User on 11-13-24
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Phase Titan: Omnibus
- By: Leo Hull
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 33 hrs and 8 mins
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The complete Phase Titan series in one collection. Ethan didn’t choose to sleep through the apocalypse. He didn’t ask to be bioengineered into a Psy-wielding warrior or for the unexpected allies destined to bond their lives to his. He faces an alien infestation run amok and an extermination order that would kill all life on Earth just to stop him from growing stronger. In a changing world rife with threats, Ethan needs his strength and the wits of his beautiful companions if he hopes to save humanity.
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One of the best harem sci-fis ever.
- By Matrin Zachs on 12-04-23
By: Leo Hull
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The Ascension Game Omnibus
- Books 1-4
- By: Ace Arriande
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 27 hrs and 37 mins
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The complete series for a single credit! Pizza, coffee, and a library full of unplayed games. That's the plan, or at least it was supposed to be. Instead, an average gamer finds himself seemingly transported into the world of his favorite game.
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What needs to be said?
- By Damien Wollam on 11-13-24
By: Ace Arriande
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Lucifer Reborn
- Lucifer Reborn, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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The devil paid me a visit and said I was going to one day rule his demonic kingdom. The catch: I have to attend the Infernal Academy, located in none other than Hell itself. Thankfully, I won’t be doing it alone. I’m going to surround myself with powerful demonesses (and maybe an angel or two as well).
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Great Story Pathetically Dumb MC
- By Avid Fantasy Reader on 10-01-21
By: Dante King
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Highway Hero: The Complete Series
- A LitRPG Apocalypse Cultivation Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Ron D'Vous, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 34 hrs and 14 mins
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Cole was working a shift at the refinery when the apocalypse came a-knocking. However, Earth wasn’t destroyed — no, the apocalypse changed our world. It changed Cole, too; he became a Prodigy, a powerful cultivator.
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I didn't like the book. Performance was bad
- By Louise on 12-16-24
By: Jack Bryce
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The First Quest
- Monster Girl Sanctuary
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
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Bucky Drake literally just got his managerial position at McDaniel’s, but he’s already been promoted to "Hero" whether or not he's interested in the job. Dragged against his will through a yawning purple vortex by a mouthy catgirl, he finds himself in another world full of vivid colors—and peerless beauties. Cowgirls, lamias, satyresses, unicorns, and even elves of all colors of the rainbow make his acquaintance early and often...and he handles them pretty darn well for a random fast food worker in over his head.
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Just Awesome
- By M M on 03-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Apocalypse Cultivator: The Complete Series
- A Cultivation Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Gabriel Michael, Katana Jones
- Length: 36 hrs and 59 mins
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The world is changing, and it needs a new Alpha. It needs me. I was doing well enough before the Apocalypse, but fast cars and penthouses mean nothing when the world changes into a wasteland filled with parasite-infested mutants. Now, the iron will that made me king of the boardroom is going to make me king of this new world. I am going to unlock my true power, I’m going to cultivate it, and I am going to dominate!
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This is not a book, this is porn!
- By T'jevap on 12-17-23
By: Jack Bryce
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Esoterica: The Omnibus
- The Lovecraftian Saga
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Bruno Anderson, Peggy Greyson
- Length: 29 hrs and 40 mins
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I'd known my fair share of tragedy in the last year. Lost my family, abandoned by my friends... things were looking down. Imagine my surprise when I get ripped out of my own reality and forcibly enrolled in a magic school nestled between the seams of the multiverse. My new purpose? Defend all of creation against the Outer Gods and keep from dying at the hands of the Void Things. But there's something nefarious about my headmistress... something I don't trust. At least I'm not alone anymore.
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Who would rate this 5 star?
- By Jeremy Burklow on 12-30-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Monster Girl Collection Volumes 1 Through 4
- Elf Princess Arc Box Set
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 65 hrs and 38 mins
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The First Arc of Monster Girl Collection in one place! Auroro was a sinful man reborn by a goddess of romance. He found a new life in the world of Mistrim with no memories, a timer on his life he had to extend, and a mysterious, overwhelming power. This first adventure sees Auroro meeting dazzling heroines, terrifying heroes, powerful monsters, monsters that are hotter than they should be, and much more!
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MC is a Creep and The Naration is Awful
- By Nic.L on 10-25-23
By: Sebastian Guzman
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Monster Masseur: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Trevor Jordan
- Length: 26 hrs and 36 mins
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Ryker Hayes is a licensed massage therapist, and a damn good one at that. It's a career he's passionate about, and all his plans for life are on track—until he winds up transported to the world of Werifesteria in the body of an infamous warlord, at least. Now all he really wants to do is forget the misdeeds of his alter ego and retire to a life of anonymity with a couple interesting women as his new partners. Together, they open the very first massage inn and spa in all the land, and take on all the responsibilities that come with it. Turns out, it's a lot of work!
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It was a nice blend
- By IMHottinger on 10-16-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Rod Quasar Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Nick Noble
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Nina Harmony
- Length: 22 hrs and 36 mins
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The last thing I remember was being cryogenically frozen, but now I was in a strange room, surrounded by advanced technology I had never seen before. My confusion only grew as I explored this new world–a future that was nothing like I ever could have imagined. It didn't take long for me to learn that humanity was extinct and that I was now in the hands of a stunning AI, a siren with camouflaging powers, and a monster girl who happens to be a great engineer–beings that are as fascinating as they are strange.
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A very nice scifi
- By BiduscasMate on 03-05-24
By: Nick Noble
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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DNF
- By Brice B on 12-26-24
By: M.E. Thorne
What listeners say about The Coffin Hotel Omnibus: Books 1-3
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- DaynenMc
- 04-27-24
Should be a movie!
This would be an awesome animated movie!
Dude dies and then gets put in as a hotel manager in purgatory and the clientele is out of those world.
And so is the help.
I'm sure I will be reading/listening to this again and again.
I have the books individually, as well and I know I've listened to the first book at least 3 times. So I had to get them all together for only a credit.
This story is so much fun. And there's burritos 🌯
I give this series/book 9 out of 5 stars.
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- Michael W Ritter
- 10-08-24
Delightful Surprise
I don’t normally make reviews. But this book was amazing. Imagine a hilarious story read by a guy that sounds like Duke nukem. The story was very good and had many jokes inbetween. Some spicy scenes but not enough to take over the story. Also I ate many burritos listening to this hahah. Overall 9/10 and can’t wait for the next book to come out on audible.
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- Nemesis
- 10-15-23
Monsters, spirits, mystical chaos & spice!
Erik Weir's "The Coffin Hotel Omnibus: Books 1-3" is an exhilarating urban fantasy adventure, narrated by the dynamic duo of Melisandre Verte and Ron d'Vous. The writing is a rollercoaster of action, humor, and supernatural wonders. Brandon Ferryman's journey, filled with monsters, spirits, and mystical chaos, will keep you hooked from start to finish. If you're looking for a unique and entertaining fantasy series, dive into this Coffin Hotel adventure - you won't regret it!
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- William Kern
- 06-16-24
I actually got most of the cultural references and I thought the paraphrasing was thoughtful.
The author should get a remittance from the burrito making industry. He done flung a craving on me.
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- Chee Ortiz
- 11-01-23
Very Good
Hats off to the entire team. The story is outstanding. Some of the best word play I've seen to tell an original tale. The narration was top notch. I love it when the author tells us that 3 or more people say the same thing at the same time and the narration delivers the author's intentions. The narrators truly understood the assignment. Great purchase.
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- MajesticMane
- 10-27-23
Amazing!
I chose to listen to this in October for some supernatural fun. It was a great choice, so much fun, exciting, and sensual just what I was looking for in the month of Halloween.
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- Fox
- 07-11-24
The ongoing burrito gag kills me
Over all a decent funny and horny story the burritos being an on going gag kills me every fucking time
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- John James Patton
- 11-08-24
A lot of laughs.
I am simple, the story is easy to follow, the humor is well written and the characters stand out. Plus when it comes to villains, the last villain really makes you despise them.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-17-23
It was amazing
This series took me for a wild ride. Worth the 1 credit. The MC is really silly. You get a Bruce Cambell vibe. You can tell the writer had fun writing this. There are a lot of spicy innuendos and back and forth but I think the chase was worth it. The performance was great. I had a great time with this definitely should be on a list to have.
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- Robert
- 10-23-23
Awesome!
Great mix of action and information that progresses the story. The narrators did a spectacular job!
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