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The Coffin Hotel

By: Erik Weir
Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
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I thought I had this managing a supernatural hotel down, until things started getting spookier than usual.

When my boss, the god of Autumn, Death, and Justice, appeared out of the blue and gave me an assignment that may be filled with certain danger, an unholy artifact, and watching over three monstrous women, you bet your dead heart you better pay attention.

Next thing I know, I have dead people, demons, lizard people, and corrupted monsters at my front door. Bad enough my food supplier is ticked because I forgot to pay him, and I have a mysterious VIP on their way to the hotel.

Good thing I have new friends and plenty of burritos. I'm going to need all the good I can get as a darkness from my past comes back to haunt me.

Welcome to my continued adventures as I manage a supernatural hotel, take care of the guests, and fight against a dark chaos before it consumes everything.

*Cracks knuckles.* Just another night on the job.

The Coffin Hotel: Knightmare is an urban fantasy adventure with action, humor, angels, banshees, witches, undead, cursing, alcoholic drinks, demons in suits, necromancy, over-the-top situations, and burritos!

©2022 Erik Weir (P)2023 Royal Guard Publishing LLC
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Another funny, over the top episode!

Gotta luv the over-the-top burrito eating badass that is the mc. He got a new ride...sooo perfect for him. He's got lots more mental meanderings and commentary...totally hilarious and usually inappropriate. He's also teaching angels to curse...classic! This is truly an over-the-top story and is told in an over-the-top way by both Ron and Melisandre. I had my doubts about Ron at the beginning of book 1 but the man is perfect for this tale. I was wrong and I still win! Can't wait for these 2 to tell the next tale at the Coffin Inn!

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Love it

Book 2 didn’t disappoint. This is a really good, fun book. A little bit of everything. Well written and narrated. Great job all around all.

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great and funny series

I've really enjoyed this series so far. it's funny and action packed and has an element of bad building. the mc is a good guy but has a no nonsense attitude and mean streak toward people that deserve it. I thought the narration was good. warning if you listen to this book you'll crave a burrito.

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Great Story Continuation

I have really enjoyed this series thus far. Erik Weir continues to impress me with this series. The story continues to gain momentum and its awesome. The hotel manager, the hotel and the employees continue on down a path to rebuild the hotel, gain and grow their powers and strive for those 5 Star reviews!!

The narration by Melisandre Verte and Ron d'Vous has been great. From the different characters to the depth of telling the story the narration has performed flawlessly.

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a great spooky sequel

a lovely and spooky sequel.
the production value is amazing. it even has a soundtrack.

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I LOVE IT!!!

Book 2 is just as good as book 1.
I was hoping it would be, but wasn't expecting it.
If you liked the first one you're going to like this one.
Same great characters from book 1 and new great characters are added.
I've already listened to books 1 and 2 twice and it looks like this series will be one of my "Go-to" series, when I'm wondering what to read.
I'd give it 6 stars if I could!

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enjoyable

if you enjoyed the previous book, you'll love this one it keeps the same atmosphere and continues the story.

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awesome sequel

when it comes to a sequel and basically looking for everything that made the last book worth reading and then some. I've quite enjoyed the performance of this book and the writing. I definitely recommend the series to anybody reading this review. thank you for the entertainment and well done to everybody who had a hand in bringing this book to us, the audible listeners.

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Wish it had less sex, and yes i am a guy.

The world is well written. the characters have good back stories. But there are just too many sex scenes.

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