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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot

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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Leland

Is a nice little wedding with Blow-up Randy and Jackson My Love too much to ask for? Clearly, because someone’s trying to kill one of us...again. Generally, this would be my thing and I would jump right in singing my murder song, but they want Jackson dead and I will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep him alive - including and not limited to: 10 Dobermans, bulletproof glass, and dragging Cassel in with the promise of more Jerebear. These people have no idea what they’ve done targeting the man I love because I’m coming after them. But when it feels like everything might be lost, I start to understand that I have a family now who will stand by my side and do everything they can to make sure we end this on our terms.

Jackson

When someone attacks me, it’s clear they want something from me. The issue is that I have no idea who they are or what they’re after. And if I don’t figure it out soon, I’m afraid Leland is going to smother me with his overprotectiveness (or put me in a bubble at the top of a tower). The issue is that time is ticking and with the price tag on my head, there’s no telling who is coming for me or when. Together, Leland and I have to decipher who is telling the truth in this game of life or death because I have plans to marry the man of my dreams, and no one is going to stop me - especially with Leland by my side.

This book contains humor, action, romance, bad behavior on a golf course, sort of abducting a child who lacks kung fu power, enough car chases and shooting to make even Leland happy, and spontaneous singing.

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Hilarious Comedy • Engaging Mystery • Outstanding Narration • Action-packed Plot • Heartfelt Romance
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From the first book to the last it is an exciting adventure. So many laughs and a few tears. The story was captivating and the narrator was perfect. I want to listen to more of their books. I can’t wait for Cassel’s story to be available on audible.

Exciting adventure

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Leland and Jackson at it again.
So many laughs and they even solve some crime.
Another hilarious book in this Outstanding series.
No better narrator than Michael Ferraiuolo, he never fails to entertain.
well worth the credit and your time to listen.

before the wedding.....

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Laugh out loud funny. The narrator is the absolute greatest! Made my commute every morning pleasurable!

Hysterical!

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This is another installment of hilarious scenes, engaging plot and amazing narration. Looking forward to the next

Great fun again

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The author and narrator bat it out of the park again. So many laugh out loud moments that are only enhanced by the narration.

A++++++

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I love everything about this book! I love Jackson and Leland dynamic. The narrator did and awesome job bringing everyone to life

Love this series!

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I loved this series and this book was one of the best. A definite must read! I want to meet Leland, Jackson and the rest of the gang! I’m gushing because it made me laugh, it made me cry and it made me smile.

Wonderful just wonderful

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The storyline and the plotline. Delights a very dark part of my soul. The main protagonist that is a assassin. I am vaguely reminded of Villanelle from Killing Eve. The plotline of this series of books has been pretty consistent. And entertaining. I've enjoyed each and every book immensely.

I am addicted.

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Alice winters does it again with this continuation of Leland and Jackson’s love story. This series has had me logging out loud in the middle of the night when I wake up my husband.

Another hilarious adventure

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the story started hard on the drama but it has good pacing and after that it makes you guess who's the real bad guy as more bad guy comes out

it's was adorable

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