The Hitman's Guide
7 books in seriesThe Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love Publisher's summary
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Book 1
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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Being a hit man has its perks, but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while he’s caught on a fence would be one of them. While it’s not exactly love at first sight, he’s captured my interest and won’t let go. Suddenly, I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse, determined to attract the attention of Jackson, the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like he’s not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll, Randy (or was it Dandy?), but I know better.
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literal tears of laughter
- By Miareadsbooks on 11-29-19
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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 11-16-19
- Language: English
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Book 2
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The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes
- The Hitman's Guide, Book 2
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Now that Leland’s decided to give up his life as a hitman and take a walk on the mild side, we’ve been enjoying a simple life of taking down bad guys the legal way. I didn’t know he would be just as reckless as a PI, but it’s not my fault if I happen to enjoy helping him hunt down the occasional criminal. If only I could keep the house from being overrun by Leland’s gun shrine - or stop him from making our cases “more exciting” by terrorizing people into confessing. Overall, life seems perfect, right? Wrong.
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Where do they find the energy?
- By Leo on 05-03-20
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The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes
- The Hitman's Guide, Book 2
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 04-20-20
- Language: English
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Book 3
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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot
- The Hitman's Guide 3
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Is a nice little wedding with Blow-up Randy and Jackson My Love too much to ask for? Clearly, because someone’s trying to kill one of us...again. Generally, this would be my thing and I would jump right in singing my murder song, but they want Jackson dead and I will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep him alive - including and not limited to: 10 Dobermans, bulletproof glass, and dragging Cassel in with the promise of more Jerebear.
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wow!!!!!
- By Rebecca Azizov on 01-30-21
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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot
- The Hitman's Guide 3
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 01-29-21
- Language: English
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Book 4
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The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs
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When I gave up life as a hitman, I thought everything was going to be better. I was going to become a PI, help people, and live normally…and then I met Jeremy, the most perfect man to have ever saved my life (I mean, he might be the only one who has saved my life, but he’s still the best at it). From that point on, it was all over for me - I knew we were meant to be. The issue is that he doesn’t…quite seem to realize that. But when he’s targeted by criminals (literally, someone just shot at his head), he needs to rely on someone, so why not me?
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Brilliant
- By Texan2 on 12-02-21
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The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs
- Release date: 11-24-21
- Language: English
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Book 5
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The Hitman's Guide to Righting Wrongs While Causing Mayhem
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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Growing up, I was taught that getting too close to someone would be my downfall. But I’ve proven that wrong now that I’m happily married to Jackson, the greatest man in the world. The issue is that mayhem always seems to find me (which is definitely not my fault), and this time, it comes in the form of a woman looking for her daughter.
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More craziness
- By Minge&MurkinsMom on 04-26-22
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The Hitman's Guide to Righting Wrongs While Causing Mayhem
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 04-21-22
- Language: English
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Book 6
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The Hitman's Guide to Codenames and Ill-Gotten Gains
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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Loving Leland comes easy, but keeping him safe doesn’t because there’s someone trailing Leland who might want to hurt him. The problem is that as Lucas strings us along and tales begin to become tangled, it’s hard to tell who is right and who is wrong.
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Another Hit (Pun Intended)
- By Jenn W on 12-23-23
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The Hitman's Guide to Codenames and Ill-Gotten Gains
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 12-20-23
- Language: English
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Book 7
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The Mercenary's Guide to Mishaps and Romance
- The Hitman's Guide, Book 7
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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Why is it that the first attractive man to look my way mistakes me for a bad guy, stuffs me in the trunk of his car, and ships me off to an island where I’m positive the only thing waiting for me is my own murder? I mean... yeah, Tavish is charismatic and fun, but did I mention the whole trunk thing? Oh, maybe I forgot to mention his peculiar group of friends who keep promising to “help” me, but why are they running around with masks and weapons while praising fences?
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So much silly fun!
- By Artist R on 11-20-24
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The Mercenary's Guide to Mishaps and Romance
- The Hitman's Guide, Book 7
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 10-30-24
- Language: English
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