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The Mercenary's Guide to Mishaps and Romance

The Hitman's Guide, Book 7

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The Mercenary's Guide to Mishaps and Romance

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Ellis

Why is it that the first attractive man to look my way mistakes me for a bad guy, stuffs me in the trunk of his car, and ships me off to an island where I’m positive the only thing waiting for me is my own murder?

I mean... yeah, Tavish is charismatic and fun, but did I mention the whole trunk thing? Oh, maybe I forgot to mention his peculiar group of friends who keep promising to “help” me, but why are they running around with masks and weapons while praising fences?

Tavish and his friends are actually the bad guys, aren’t they?

If I (somehow) look past all of that… Tavish really does seem like a nice guy. He’s caring, funny, and willing to risk his life to protect me. It’s become quite clear that if I’m going to get out of this alive, I’m not going to be able to do it without him.

Tavish

So maybe I mixed things up a wee bit and took Ellis on a tiny road trip that he might not have been privy to. Ellis doesn’t seem to overly mind. I mean, yeah, maybe he tried blinding me with aerosol spray… or maybe I was just blinded by his handsome smile.

The problem is that Ellis is in danger, but he knows nothing about this world he’s been thrown into. He’s sweet, kind, and has the biggest heart of anyone I’ve ever met. And I’m prepared to protect it at all costs.

Contains a charming man who lays on a Scottish accent to get his way, a bewildered vet tech who’s wondering why everyone around him is so strange, a parrot who may or may not want to steal Tavish’s man, and the Hitman’s Guide crew up to their usual hijinks.

©2024 Alice Winters (P)2024 Alice Winters
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I love it

the song at the end it thee best and I can't wait until the next book !!!

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I definitely laughed out loud

Super cute, though I was getting a little bored with the plot. everything is so goofy though, that it makes up for it. I love every Alice Winters book. and Michael, thank you for the song at the end. Beautiful. 😂 You're great.

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Just as good as the first book!

Alice please keep up and let’s see another book on this series!!! <3 I can’t even tell how many people I’ve turned onto your word

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Different, but with the comfort of the familiar

Alice did a fabulous job on this book. Sometimes characters are so similar in a series, or sometimes the same old plot points, that it gets repetitive and boring. This story was so refreshing! The characters were very unique, and each stayed true to their original personalities throughout the story. What a Herculean task to successfully integrate our beloved main characters without having them take too much of the limelight (I’m sure Leland wouldn’t be happy about that comment…). Alice faced that challenge and did it well! It was a very well written work, and Michael was fantastic in adding the perfect voices and emotions to make these new characters pop! He is always fabulous, and I was truly impressed with Tavish’s ever present accent. Extremely well done! This is actually one of my top 3 favorites in the series.

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So much silly fun!

This book is dedefinitely more enjoyable after reading the others in the series. It's just delightfully fun. A low angst light hearted murder romp with all the characters that have been wonderfully developed along the way. Lovely narration and a treat at the end.

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Fun!

These are always fun, over the top, laugh inducing listens. The characters are great and I always enjoy the books. The narration is amazing!

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Tavish finds a beau

So much fun! Tavish gets an assist from the ex-hitmen (Leland, Cassel & Micah) while trying to woo Ellis (the man he…accidentally kidnapped).

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Omg the end (no spoilers)

If you know you know. I adore this series And well pretty much everything by Ms. Winters

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I love this series

Tavish finally gets over his Jackson crush & gets his own man. Tavish & Ellis were perfect for each other. I love every time I read Daddy Henry's asking why his part of the text conversation. Cracks me up every single time. So we start off with a major miscommunication about who Ellis really is. When Tavish finally figures out that he was given wrong information, he then tries his hardest to get Ellis to forgive him and keep him safe. I love when the entire crew comes together to figure out why the bad guys are after Ellis and band together to keep him safe. I loved this one, as I have loved every book in this series. I can't wait for more.

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Laugh out loud!!

This may have been the greatest book yet in the series. Truly laugh out loud- glad no one was nearby to witness! Tavish, Leland, Fence… and the most fabulous narration yet, with a zippy little song! Do not miss this!!!

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