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  • The Mercenary's Guide to Mishaps and Romance

  • The Hitman's Guide, Book 7
  • By: Alice Winters
  • Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
  • Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (20 ratings)

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The Mercenary's Guide to Mishaps and Romance

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Ellis

Why is it that the first attractive man to look my way mistakes me for a bad guy, stuffs me in the trunk of his car, and ships me off to an island where I’m positive the only thing waiting for me is my own murder?

I mean... yeah, Tavish is charismatic and fun, but did I mention the whole trunk thing? Oh, maybe I forgot to mention his peculiar group of friends who keep promising to “help” me, but why are they running around with masks and weapons while praising fences?

Tavish and his friends are actually the bad guys, aren’t they?

If I (somehow) look past all of that… Tavish really does seem like a nice guy. He’s caring, funny, and willing to risk his life to protect me. It’s become quite clear that if I’m going to get out of this alive, I’m not going to be able to do it without him.

Tavish

So maybe I mixed things up a wee bit and took Ellis on a tiny road trip that he might not have been privy to. Ellis doesn’t seem to overly mind. I mean, yeah, maybe he tried blinding me with aerosol spray… or maybe I was just blinded by his handsome smile.

The problem is that Ellis is in danger, but he knows nothing about this world he’s been thrown into. He’s sweet, kind, and has the biggest heart of anyone I’ve ever met. And I’m prepared to protect it at all costs.

Contains a charming man who lays on a Scottish accent to get his way, a bewildered vet tech who’s wondering why everyone around him is so strange, a parrot who may or may not want to steal Tavish’s man, and the Hitman’s Guide crew up to their usual hijinks.

©2024 Alice Winters (P)2024 Alice Winters
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murder murder song it was fantastic

I really like the view of the normal person he was so normal that they thought he was a alien or a inside man it was a fun read can't wait for the NXT one

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Snarky, slow-burn hit man antics

The Mercenary’s Guide was a continuation in the Hitman’s guide series. It starts with a kidnapping and ends up with the MCs together. It is a very slow-burn with very few sex scenes, so the adventures are the main focus as the MCs bond. As usual, Michael Ferraiuolo does a great job with the narration. He is so talented that I search out books narrated by him. Good story, crazy adventures and great narration, this book is well worth the credit.

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The Murder Song 🎵

So pleased to have listened to this book on Audible, it was fantastic! While Alice Winters stories are always hysterical, the murder song was a special touch.

The only negative was listening to this after dental surgery, so hard to control my laughter. Great cast of familiar characters, I highly recommend it.

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I thoroughly enjoyed The Mercenary's Guide to Mishaps & Romance

Omg I couldn't love this more. This book had me howling with laughter from the start.
Ellis is a cutie pie, and Tavish is sexy af. I love them. It was so fun listening to Michael Ferraiuolo read about the shenanigans they got up to with Leland and his crew.
I loved the little additions at the end! That was awesome!
I think there's a whole lot of genius between Alice Winters and Michael Ferraiuolo. I swear this entire series is a masterpiece.

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