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These Walls Can Talk, Book 2
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It’s one year later, and a lot has changed.
Audiobook superfan Vera is “in the industry” now, and Cameron is not so sure he’s onboard. Jennifer has rocketed to narrator fame, but not everyone is comfortable with her newfound status. Neil and Georgia are happily married, but their HEA is wreaking havoc on her writing career. With the Audie Awards just around the corner, all these tensions are higher than ever. But you know who’s feeling just fine?
The Narwhal. Because the Narwhal...is in love.
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When Charlie McDowell began sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors - two impossibly ditzy female roommates in their mid-twenties - on Twitter, his feed quickly went viral. His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as Time and Glamour.
Now Dear Girls breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test.
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An Enjoyable Listen
- By Elle W on 11-05-13
By: Charles McDowell
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The Bookseller's Secret
- By: Michelle Gable
- Narrated by: Eleanor Caudill
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1942, London, Nancy Mitford is worried about more than air raids and German spies. Still recovering from a devastating loss, the once sparkling Bright Young Thing is estranged from her husband, her allowance has been cut, and she’s given up her writing career. On top of this, her five beautiful but infamous sisters continue making headlines with their controversial politics. Eager for distraction and desperate for income, Nancy jumps at the chance to manage the Heywood Hill bookshop while the owner is away at war.
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Absolutely adored
- By Ignatius Jay on 08-26-21
By: Michelle Gable
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Send Me Crazy
- Hot in the City, Book 1
- By: T. Gephart
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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A note, a pair of panties, and a date. When Quinn’s efforts to set up her best friend go awry, she finds herself with a crazy blind date. Could the mystery man be her soul mate? Nothing like an adventure, and at the very least, she is going to have some fun with it.
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Laugh Out Loud Rom-Com
- By Denise Hoover on 05-06-20
By: T. Gephart
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Dinner with Friends
- By: Donald Margulies
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Original Recording
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Winner of the 2000 Pulitzer Prize for drama, Dinner with Friends examines the lives of two couples and the repercussions of divorce on their friendship. With wit, compassion, and consummate skill, playwright Donald Margulies weighs the costs of breaking up...and of staying together.
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I thought I was on Broadway
- By Scott on 04-17-06
By: Donald Margulies
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Rookie Rebels Bundle, Books 1-3
- Rookie Rebels
- By: Kate Meader
- Narrated by: Ramona Master
- Length: 29 hrs and 11 mins
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This bundle includes the first three books in the Rookie Rebels series. In the first book of the series, Good Guy, Levi makes his pro-hockey debut. Jordan is a dogged sports reporter determined to get a scoop. She's also his best friend's widow. In the second book, Instacrush, Elle's hot hockey player neighbor, Theo, is the most annoying man in the world. But one sexy Santa visit and one dinner later, she's pregnant. In the third book, Man Down, Gunnar has been texting the wife he lost, the one he loved beyond measure, but someone else answers back.
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Beautiful stories
- By Barbara Betson on 06-22-23
By: Kate Meader
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The Stuff that Never Happened
- A Novel
- By: Maddie Dawson
- Narrated by: Teri Clark Linden
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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Annabelle McKay knows she shouldn’t have any complaints. She’s been in a stable marriage that’s lasted almost three decades and has provided her with two wonderful children and thousands of family dinners around a sturdy oak table. Other wives envy the fact that Grant is not the type of man who would ever cheat on her or leave her for a younger woman. The trouble is Annabelle isn’t sure she wants to be married to Grant anymore. The trouble is she’s still in love with someone else.
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Don’t pass this one up.
- By Lauren on 03-10-20
By: Maddie Dawson
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Misadventures of a City Girl
- Misadventures, Book 1
- By: Meredith Wild, Chelle Bliss
- Narrated by: Jennifer Mack, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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Fresh off a divorce from a Hollywood hotshot, Madison Atwood needs an escape. With the paparazzi fresh on her heels and her love life splashed on every tabloid, she runs away to a swanky retreat in Northern California. Avalon Springs is the mountainside haven she needs to find herself again. Luke Dawson lives off the grid, preferring solitude to society. When he finds a beautiful woman soaking in the hot springs on his property, he can't stop himself from watching her. She captures his attention, but she's just a city girl - a beautiful distraction disturbing the peace.
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Ugh!
- By Cathy Landerman on 09-21-17
By: Meredith Wild, and others
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- Stacey
- 07-10-21
I was just part of the Romance World’s best inside jokes! So funny!!!
The first play in this series felt like such a treat. This one is a comedic masterpiece. It feels like you are part of so many inside jokes: romance social media, romance audio personalities, writing process, narrators roles, Audies, being a romance reader, etc. If you participate at all in the social media romance community, it adds another layer of comedy to the already hilarious play. Without that, I think it is still some really fantastic, out there, kind of zany characters, and a really funny story. I don’t think I will ever be able to read the term “M/M” the same way again! Or the Lord’s Work. Or Susan Lucci. Analgesic. The name Jerry. The moments go on and on.
Now the sound editing on this is so good and really enhanced the production. It felt like the sounds happening on stage during a live play. I felt like I could close my eyes and see the whole story play out. And the narration. Come on!! All such fantastic roles and acting in those roles. Top notch, some of my favorite work by these narrators. I love hearing them do comedy! Thank you Erin for such a wonderful production!!
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- Lorenna R.
- 07-08-21
Mind twisted
Sooooo, never ever thought about see Joe Arden face. I respect a lot his decision to be secure but now Erin Mallon planted that in my mind!!!! Fck!!!!
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- Val
- 06-30-21
Funny bits!
These Walls Can Talk, Book 2
By: Erin Mallon, Writer
Narrated by: Joe Arden, Andi Arndt, Shane East, Tanya Eby, Teddy Hamilton, Erin Mallon, Maxine Mitchell, Emma Wilder
Need a refreshing laugh or just something to bring out an audio play into giggles. This is it. I love how we go on a journey of an audiobook narrator’s struggles and how to deal with it. It’s even better when all your friends are also audiobook narrators & writers. This group of friends are quite unique and quirky people! So many funny banters, one-liners, many romance and sexual innuendo moments, and what a true friendship develops among them (this development is during the party & games night). Yup, this audio play is pure magic with unicorn, horn, and rainbows. I believe it’s best to read book 1 and then, book 2 in order to get the full effect of this little hilarious bunch!
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- Jennifer Marie
- 07-31-22
Hilarious fun!
Another installment of hysterical fun from Erin. I can not stop laughing at this story and the narration from this cast never fails to amaze me. I loved the introduction of the new characters and Maxine Mitchell and Erin Mallon did an amazing job with the narration. If you need a laugh this series of audio plays will do it for you.
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- E. Wombles
- 01-14-23
Love this!!
I am loving these book Erin wrote! They are so funny with all the narrators! So much talent in one place!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-14-23
Absolutely Hilarious!!
Finally got around to listening to this and it’s ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! The whole gang is really AWESOME!! Should be made into a movie!!
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- Bethany
- 08-12-21
Loved it!
Please do a 3rd! I need more Narwhal after the winning speech! Honestly, I loved this play as well as the 1st. Thank you Erin for writing such a funny play(s) and thank you to all the narrators!! ♥️
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- Sassycatsmom
- 06-30-21
Delightful from start to finish!
You just can't lose with this talented cast and Erin Mallon's writing! My only complaint is that I wish it was longer, so not really a complaint, more like a hopeful plea for more.
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- Phara Blair
- 07-05-21
May I have some more please?!
I wasn’t sure Erin Mallon could top the first These Walls Can Talk but The Narwhal Strikes Back completely delivered and then some! From the many, many times that I was laughing out loud to the gentle tug on my heartstrings, I must say that the only thing lacking in this perfectly charming story was the length. I could listen to hours and hours and hours of this incredible cast of narrators combined with Erin’s wickedly sharp humor and beautifully subtle expression of her character’s humanity and the growth of their relationships throughout the two stories. Bravo to everyone involved in this project and I will be anxiously awaiting TWCT3!!
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- Michelle W
- 05-09-22
A fun listen!
Erin Mallon is as good an author as she is a narrator. These written for audio stories, with all the different narrator's, are fun to listen to.
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