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Ava Lucas
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By:
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C. M. Waggoner
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Dellaria Wells, petty con artist, occasional thief, and partly educated fire witch, is behind on her rent in the city of Leiscourt - again. Then she sees a “wanted” sign seeking Female Persons, of Martial or Magical ability, to guard a Lady of some Importance prior to the celebration of her Marriage. Delly fast-talks her way into the job and joins a team of highly peculiar women tasked with protecting their wealthy charge from unknown assassins.
Delly quickly sets her sights on one of her companions, the confident and well-bred Winn Cynallum. The job looks like nothing but romance and easy money until things take a deadly (and undead) turn. With the help of a bird-loving necromancer, a shapeshifting schoolgirl, and an ill-tempered reanimated mouse named Buttons, Delly and Winn are determined to get the best of an adversary who wields a twisted magic and has friends in the highest of places.
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A paladin, an assassin, a forger, and a scholar ride out of town. It's not the start of a joke, but rather an espionage mission with deadly serious stakes. T. Kingfisher's new novel begins the tale of a murderous band of criminals (and a scholar), thrown together in an attempt to unravel the secret of the Clockwork Boys, mechanical soldiers from a neighboring kingdom that promise ruin to the Dowager's city.
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Enjoyable, entertaining adventure
- By Elisabeth Carey on 08-06-19
By: T. Kingfisher
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A Grim Reaper's Guide to Catching a Killer
- A SCYTHE Mystery
- By: Maxie Dara
- Narrated by: Jaime Lamchick
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Murder is not her department. It’s not like it used to be. Modern-day grim reapers wear business casual, not black cloaks, and they don’t carry scythes, they work for S. C. Y. T. H. E. (Secure Collection, Yielding, and Transportation of Human Essences), where the Department of Natural Causes is the least exciting gig. And that’s how Kathy Valence likes it: boring and predictable. She has enough stress in her personal life; she’s mid-divorce, pregnant, and terrified she doesn’t have what it takes to be a good mom. Then, she goes to pick up a new client and finds his soul is missing.
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Fun and interesting
- By Jessica Garcia on 11-05-24
By: Maxie Dara
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Secondhand Spirits
- A Witchcraft Mystery, Book 1
- By: Juliet Blackwell
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Lily Ivory hopes for a normal life when she opens Aunt Cora's Closet. With her magical knack for vintage fashion - she can sense vibrations of the past from clothing and jewelry - her store becomes a big hit. But when a client is murdered and children start disappearing from the Bay Area, Lily may be the only one who can unravel the crime.
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Needs a different narrator
- By A on 10-15-12
By: Juliet Blackwell
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Accidental Magic
- Myrtlewood Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Iris Beaglehole
- Narrated by: Lorna Bennett
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
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Life’s a struggle for Rosemary Thorn and her teen daughter, Athena. But their regular troubles are turned upside down after Granny Thorn’s mysterious death. Despite her cousin's sinister maneuverings, Rosemary returns to Myrtlewood and the sprawling, dilapidated Thorn Manor. There's more to the old house than meets the eye, as Rosemary and Athena soon find out—in a whirlwind of magic, adventure, mystical creatures, and endless cups of tea.
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Could Not Finish
- By Kimberly on 08-23-23
By: Iris Beaglehole
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The Wicked Deep
- By: Shea Ernshaw
- Narrated by: Casey Turner
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to the cursed town of Sparrow...where, two centuries ago, three sisters were sentenced to death for witchery. Stones were tied to their ankles, and they were drowned in the deep waters surrounding the town. Now, for a brief time each summer, the sisters return, stealing the bodies of three weak-hearted girls so that they may seek their revenge, luring boys into the harbor and pulling them under.
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can't keep my attention. I tried to like it.
- By HARRIS' on 04-10-18
By: Shea Ernshaw
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The Warden
- The Warden, Book 1
- By: Daniel M. Ford
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Now Aelis de Lenti, a daughter of a noble house and recent graduate of the esteemed Magisters’ Lyceum, finds herself in the far-removed village of Lone Pine. Mending fences, matching wits with goats, and serving people who want nothing to do with her. But, not all is well in Lone Pine, and as the villagers Aelis is reluctantly getting to know start to behave strangely, Aelis begins to suspect that there is far greater need for a Warden of her talents than she previously thought.
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It Grows
- By Gloria on 09-01-24
By: Daniel M. Ford
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Middlegame
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 17 hrs and 30 mins
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Meet Roger. Skilled with words, languages come easily to him. He instinctively understands how the world works through the power of story. Meet Dodger, his twin. Numbers are her world, her obsession, her everything. All she understands, she does so through the power of math. Roger and Dodger aren’t exactly human, though they don’t realize it. They aren’t exactly gods, either. Not entirely. Not yet. Meet Reed, skilled in the alchemical arts like his progenitor before him. Reed created Dodger and her brother. He’s not their father. Not quite. But he has a plan.
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Couldn't Finish
- By Amy Ferrantino on 05-22-19
By: Seanan McGuire
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Fang Fiction
- A Novel
- By: Kate Stayman-London
- Narrated by: Amber Benson, Kate Stayman-London
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
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Tess Rosenbloom is no stranger to the dark. An assault survivor and grad school dropout, Tess spends her nights managing a chic Brooklyn hotel and her days reading her favorite vampire novels, Blood Feud. She even dabbles in online conspiracies claiming Blood Feud is real—it’s fun to hunt for clues! But deep down, Tess doesn’t believe vampires actually exist . . . until one walks through her door. It turns out the sexy villain of Blood Feud is trapped, and only Tess can rescue him.
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I couldn’t put it down - I am so tired
- By Happy Happy Hippo on 04-27-25
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Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
- By: Gregory Maguire
- Narrated by: Jenny Sterlin
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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Gregory Maguire proves himself to be “one of contemporary fiction’s most assured myth-makers” (Kirkus Reviews) with Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, his ingenious and provocative retelling of the timeless Cinderella fairy tale. Perhaps best known for his dark and breathtaking Oz series The Wicked Years—including the novel Wicked, which inspired the Tony Award-winning Broadway musical—Maguire is a master at upending the ordinary to help us see the familiar in a brilliant new light.
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A Very Human Story!
- By SamiJo McQuiston on 05-02-18
By: Gregory Maguire
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The Year of the Witching
- By: Alexis Henderson
- Narrated by: Brianna Colette
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
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In the lands of Bethel, where the Prophet's word is law, Immanuelle Moore's very existence is blasphemy. Her mother's union with an outsider of a different race cast her once-proud family into disgrace, so Immanuelle does her best to worship the Father, follow Holy Protocol, and lead a life of submission, devotion, and absolute conformity, like all the other women in the settlement. But a mishap lures her into the forbidden Darkwood surrounding Bethel, where the first prophet once chased and killed four powerful witches.
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Meh
- By Elizabeth F. Therneau on 09-15-20
By: Alexis Henderson
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Coven Cove: The Complete Series
- By: David Clark
- Narrated by: Mel Heflin
- Length: 57 hrs and 26 mins
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In a world where vampires and witches live in secrecy, 16-year-old Larissa Norton's life is turned upside down when her vampire parents are murdered and a dark presence begins pursuing her. Forced to flee into hiding, Larissa discovers she is not who she thought she was. She learns her real name is Larissa Dubois, a powerful witch born in 1920s New Orleans.
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Missing book 8
- By Marit Hickmon on 02-02-25
By: David Clark
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A Sorceress Comes to Call
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Eliza Foss, Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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Cordelia knows her mother is . . . unusual. Their house doesn’t have any doors between rooms—there are no secrets in this house—and her mother doesn't allow Cordelia to have a single friend. Unless you count Falada, her mother's beautiful white horse. The only time Cordelia feels truly free is on her daily rides with him. But more than simple eccentricity sets her mother apart. Other mothers don’t force their daughters to be silent and motionless for hours, sometimes days, on end. Other mothers aren’t sorcerers.
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Brilliantly creepy
- By Joella Berkner on 08-14-24
By: T. Kingfisher
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Tea and Empathy
- Tales of Rydding Village, Book 1
- By: Shanna Swendson
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Sastre
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
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Welcome to Rydding, the hidden village you might stumble across if you need a home and a fresh start. For Elwyn Howell, the village is a lifesaver when she finds it just as she’s run out of strength and hope while running for her life. The abandoned healer’s cottage welcomes her, even though she’s given up on that calling. She opens a tea shop instead, using her knowledge of herbs and her empathic gift that allows her to select the perfect tea for each customer. Soon, she’s feeling at home in the village community.
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A clever and engaging story with fantastic narration
- By Carrie on 01-31-25
By: Shanna Swendson
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- B
- 08-10-22
Wonderful Adventure
What a great fantasy romp! Loved this low stakes adventure with some lovely romance woven through. And the performance is absolutely captivating!
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- james martin
- 01-25-25
not what I was expecting
fun adventure story.. I didn't quite expect such a broad use of f bombs ..but it worked.. and the love story behind it all was sweet.. wasn't expecting the queer bend to the story but found it wonderfully entertaining
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- Alex A O'Connor
- 03-23-23
A somewhat unclear beginning.
I've only gotten an hour in so far. The story here seeks promising, and the narrator does a great job. But I have the distinct feeling that I'm missing information about the world. There was no indication that this book was part of a series. However, I'm tempted to see if the other book by this author might have been the first, and they just haven't been categorized as such.
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- it's me!
- 02-17-25
some of the best dialogue I've heard since I don't know when
I had no idea what to expect from this book when I got it except it sounded interesting and it's one of my favorites I've listened to in a really long time The story is fun and engaging the dialogue is absolutely phenomenal The writing is good there's just nothing bad to say about it whatsoever
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- Hannah
- 06-30-24
Sapphic fantasy mystery for the ages
Lovely narrative with some incredible characters. The author’s world building is exceptional to say the least. On my way to listen to the rest of the catalog
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- Anonymous User
- 01-13-25
a bunch of badass women
I wholeheartedly just got this book because I was a sucker for a good women hero.
didn't know until reading the reviews to see if the queer romance was mentioned, to learn it's a sequel! I probably won't go out of my way to listen to that. this was a good fluff book, interesting characters, storyline gives something to be desired.
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- Alice Wooden
- 06-24-22
Delightful writing, excellent story
A prime example of characterization through narrative voice. I actually laughed out loud once or twice a chapter just at the phrasing choices of the narration. It perfectly represented the absolute chaotic disaster that is the main character, and I loved every moment of it. The story is also really quite good, and pretty well defied my expectations.
If the weird, prosaic writing is throwing you off, just give it a chance to grow on you. It's worth it.
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- Dex1578
- 05-21-24
Loved it!
This was absolutely addicting and engaging. The writing was fantastic and the story was amazing. I look forward to more from this author who has made it to my top 10 authors.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-20-24
UHaulers & breaking bad Not great
found out it was a sequel after.
Missed opertunities with all magic in this book,
that's to say all the users and just basic actions. it's all soft magic but with no sense of wonder for it. Troll lady was just punch and gun. There was like 3 instances of combative magic in book that was sold as with body gaurds. These
occasions were also so brief!
But if there no magic, maybe we'll be getting cons? Nope! con artist gives Dely too much, her playing a game is probably the most con thing she does. The other con that book wants you to look at is her swooning of a lady, not great. Maybe she's just smart? The group turns to her as a leader afterall. Nope, a breaking bad pivot to reach the goal of finding someone is so shit.
The UHaulers were the more amusing part but dude this old timey english killed me! STOP SAYING RHETORICAL WHATS AT THE END OF EVERYTHING SENTENCE. What?
The pitch also sells this as a conspiracy or a grander plot, it's not. The "friends in highest of places" doesn't seem apt at all.
The mouse, in this story felt so out of place, like why? how? cuz the mouse still had flesh. but yeah a failed attempt to give more grandeur to everything else, maybe related to something from book 1 who knows.
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- Morgan Childs
- 10-13-21
Entrancing romance & adventure
Loved the characters, narrator, and class distinctions in the fantasy world. Absolutely engaging & I felt so connected with the hopes and trials of the main character. When I finish this review going to buy another book by CM Waggoner! So good.
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