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The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

By: C. M. Waggoner
Narrated by: Ava Lucas
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Dellaria Wells, petty con artist, occasional thief, and partly educated fire witch, is behind on her rent in the city of Leiscourt - again. Then she sees a “wanted” sign seeking Female Persons, of Martial or Magical ability, to guard a Lady of some Importance prior to the celebration of her Marriage. Delly fast-talks her way into the job and joins a team of highly peculiar women tasked with protecting their wealthy charge from unknown assassins.

Delly quickly sets her sights on one of her companions, the confident and well-bred Winn Cynallum. The job looks like nothing but romance and easy money until things take a deadly (and undead) turn. With the help of a bird-loving necromancer, a shapeshifting schoolgirl, and an ill-tempered reanimated mouse named Buttons, Delly and Winn are determined to get the best of an adversary who wields a twisted magic and has friends in the highest of places.

©2021 C. M. Waggoner (P)2021 Dreamscape Media, LLC Action & Adventure Fantasy Fiction Historical Magic Magic Users Romance Thief
Engaging Plot • Hilarious Writing • Fantastic Voice Acting • Complex Characters • Adorable Romance
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What a great fantasy romp! Loved this low stakes adventure with some lovely romance woven through. And the performance is absolutely captivating!

Wonderful Adventure

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fun adventure story.. I didn't quite expect such a broad use of f bombs ..but it worked.. and the love story behind it all was sweet.. wasn't expecting the queer bend to the story but found it wonderfully entertaining

not what I was expecting

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I've only gotten an hour in so far. The story here seeks promising, and the narrator does a great job. But I have the distinct feeling that I'm missing information about the world. There was no indication that this book was part of a series. However, I'm tempted to see if the other book by this author might have been the first, and they just haven't been categorized as such.

A somewhat unclear beginning.

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I had no idea what to expect from this book when I got it except it sounded interesting and it's one of my favorites I've listened to in a really long time The story is fun and engaging the dialogue is absolutely phenomenal The writing is good there's just nothing bad to say about it whatsoever

some of the best dialogue I've heard since I don't know when

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A prime example of characterization through narrative voice. I actually laughed out loud once or twice a chapter just at the phrasing choices of the narration. It perfectly represented the absolute chaotic disaster that is the main character, and I loved every moment of it. The story is also really quite good, and pretty well defied my expectations.

If the weird, prosaic writing is throwing you off, just give it a chance to grow on you. It's worth it.

Delightful writing, excellent story

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This was absolutely addicting and engaging. The writing was fantastic and the story was amazing. I look forward to more from this author who has made it to my top 10 authors.

Loved it!

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found out it was a sequel after.
Missed opertunities with all magic in this book,
that's to say all the users and just basic actions. it's all soft magic but with no sense of wonder for it. Troll lady was just punch and gun. There was like 3 instances of combative magic in book that was sold as with body gaurds. These
occasions were also so brief!

But if there no magic, maybe we'll be getting cons? Nope! con artist gives Dely too much, her playing a game is probably the most con thing she does. The other con that book wants you to look at is her swooning of a lady, not great. Maybe she's just smart? The group turns to her as a leader afterall. Nope, a breaking bad pivot to reach the goal of finding someone is so shit.

The UHaulers were the more amusing part but dude this old timey english killed me! STOP SAYING RHETORICAL WHATS AT THE END OF EVERYTHING SENTENCE. What?

The pitch also sells this as a conspiracy or a grander plot, it's not. The "friends in highest of places" doesn't seem apt at all.

The mouse, in this story felt so out of place, like why? how? cuz the mouse still had flesh. but yeah a failed attempt to give more grandeur to everything else, maybe related to something from book 1 who knows.

UHaulers & breaking bad Not great

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Lovely narrative with some incredible characters. The author’s world building is exceptional to say the least. On my way to listen to the rest of the catalog

Sapphic fantasy mystery for the ages

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I wholeheartedly just got this book because I was a sucker for a good women hero.
didn't know until reading the reviews to see if the queer romance was mentioned, to learn it's a sequel! I probably won't go out of my way to listen to that. this was a good fluff book, interesting characters, storyline gives something to be desired.

a bunch of badass women

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Loved the characters, narrator, and class distinctions in the fantasy world. Absolutely engaging & I felt so connected with the hopes and trials of the main character. When I finish this review going to buy another book by CM Waggoner! So good.

Entrancing romance & adventure

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