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San Andreas Shifters, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kirt Graves
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By:
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G. L. Carriger
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Can a gentle werewolf heal the heart of a smart-mouthed mage?
New York Times best-seller Gail Carriger, writing as GL Carriger, presents an offbeat gay romance in which a sexy werewolf with a white knight complex meets a bad-boy mage with an attitude problem. Sparks (and other things) fly.
Max fails everything - magic, relationships, life. So he works for DURPS (the DMV for supernatural creatures) as a sumage, cleaning up other mages' messes. The job sucks and he is in no mood to cope with redneck biker werewolves. Unfortunately, there is something oddly appealing about the huge, muscled Beta visiting his office for processing.
Bryan AKA Biff (yeah, he knows) is gay but he is not out. There is a good chance Max might be reason enough to leave the closet, if he can only get the man to go on a date. Everyone knows werewolves hate mages, but Bryan is determined to prove everyone wrong, even the mage in question.
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Love Mercy, Dramatized is okay
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Please buy it so the author publishes more in this series! It’s a Desert Island Keeper (DIK) for me.
Content warning: for memories of abusive fathers being central to the plot.
Steam: Medium. Good, healthy M/M sexytimes on page. Important to the characters’ individual & relationship growth (as it should be in good romance). Interesting misunderstanding around consent that is handled well. (Consent was not violated.)
Narration: Aside from pronouncing Marin as /MARE-in/ rather than /muh-RIN/, it’s good. I do wish producers would verify the pronunciations of major characters and oft used place names before recording.
Have listened multiple times
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I love this book!
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Brilliant!
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Another amazing series!
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wonderful, with a side of wonderful!
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Unbelievably good
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I liked this complex world. Bryan was so sweet, true, and solid. I ached for him during parts of this. Max was prickly, sarcastic, and deeply hurt. I was mad at him for his treatment of Bryan but understood his motivation.
Parts of this brought me to tears and parts made me laugh out loud. I wish the next book was more of this pair as they work things out. This isn’t really a hea ending - there’s too much unfinished - and the next is about Tank. I hope we see more of Max and Bryan.
The narration was amazing; Moving and emotional. I’m sure I’ll get the next in the series.
4.5 stars
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The sumage solution
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Fabulous romance
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from turned on to crying, this has it all
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