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The Text God: Text and You Shall Receive...

By: Whitney Dineen, Melanie Summers
Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Avery Reid
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Jen Flanders here. Just another starving artist in New York City. I walk dogs for money, practice yoga for sanity, and hit up my friends at a local bakery to supplement my diet. Unfortunately, rent is due and I'm running out of cash.

After begging the universe for a sign that help is on the way, my phone pings with a text.

GOD: You can do it; I believe in you!

Wait?! God is texting me?

I know it sounds crazy, but I'm so desperate, I'm willing to believe just about anything right now. So I ask him for help.

On the first day of texting, he gets me a job that will keep me afloat. On the second day, he hooks me up with a killer wardrobe. And on the third, he agrees to meet me at a pub to discuss my future.

Only it turns out God isn't a deity, but a divinely handsome lawyer named Gabriel Oliver Daily who thinks he's been helping out his friend's little sister. He's the man of my dreams, but it's never going to happen between us because I'm a whack-a-doodle who thinks she's been texting the Lord himself, and, I don't know how to explain that to him. Plus, he's got a serious girlfriend, and they're perfect for each other.

Although, I'm learning things aren't always as they appear...

©2021 Whitney Dineen and Gretz Corp (P)2022 Tantor
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cute story

overall I thought the story was quirky but cute!
I was not a fan of the female narrators male voices or the male narrators female voices. mage it difficult to listen to.

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Fun

This was fun and easy listening. I appreciated their lighthearted topic and the pacing of the story.

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A good laugh

This story was a great listen filled with romantic humor that has you cheering for the characters. The voice acting pulls you into the each moment.

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Sweet story

Truly enjoyed this sweet love story. Characters were well developed and really enjoyed both narrators.

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LOVED LOVED!!!

This is a darling hilarious story. Absolutely loved the pub Irish parents so so funny! Male lead is darling & female lead silly but enjoyable! Great listen ! Thank you & narration was fabulous!!! We need more of these kinds of books!!

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Lighthearted, laugh out loud lovely read.

This was a great book… I really enjoyed it. If you are looking for a sweet love story that will give you a few laughs check this out.

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