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Narrated by:
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Eileen Stevens
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By:
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Harrison Geillor
About this listen
A small town...a plucky heroine, a shiny vampire, and a hunky Native American rival with a secret. But all is not as it seems in Lake Woebegotten. Let Harrison Geillor reveal what lies beneath the seemingly placid surface. You'll Laugh. We promise.
When Bonnie Grayduck relocates from sunny Santa Cruz California to the small town of Lake Woebegotten, Minnesota, to live with her estranged father, chief of the local two-man police department, she thinks she's leaving her troubles behind. But she soon becomes fascinated by another student - the brooding, beautiful Edwin Scullen, whose reclusive family hides a terrible secret. (Psst: they're actually vampires. But they're the kind who don't eat people, so it's okay.) Once Bonnie realizes what her new lover really is, she isn't afraid. Instead, she sees potential. Because while Bonnie seems to her friends and family to be an ordinary, slightly clumsy, easily-distracted girl, she's really manipulative, calculating, and power hungry, and not above committing murder to get her way. Or even just to amuse herself.
This is a love story about monsters...but the vampire isn't the monster.
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Editorial reviews
Eileen Stevens gives a low-key performance of The Twilight of Lake Woebegotten by American writer Harrison Geillor. Her husky voice and deadpan delivery lend the satirical material an air of seriousness. Heroine Bonnie Grayduck leaves Santa Cruz, California, for Lake Woebegotten, Minnesota, where she meets the mysterious hottie Edwin Scullen. Edwin’s secret? He’s a vampire, like the rest of his family, but he’s after Bonnie’s affections rather than her blood. Joachim Noir, a werebear, is also sweet on Miss Grayduck. Though there are many dangerous creatures roaming about in this send-up of the popular Twilight series, it appears that klutzy Bonnie is the biggest monster of them all.
Now, given this book does at a point take a meandering Left Turn into different pastures, so the story begins to follow an independent storyline, but at the start of this book, it reads more like ‘Fan Fiction’ (aka same storyline events and characters), than an independent book.
I have to say that I’m definitely disappointed in any author who feels that he has to mimic another’s author’s work in order to write their own book.
After the story began to diverge itself from the Twilight Series storyline, it of course, could stand on its own and was a pretty strong storyline in itself, which makes the start of this book all the more sad.
All said and done, it’s an interesting book if you can get passed the initial Twilight beginning (and to name the book using the Twilight name seems like a thumb its nose at copyrighting move). This is definitely my last book reading by this author, which is too bad, as he is a good writer. If only he wrote just his own material, without relying on someone else’s work. As a want to be writer/author, I just find how he started this book, as extremely offensive to the original author’s time, and efforts, and most of all to his created work.
“Imitation is the highest form of flattery.” ..I would imagine this is the case, right up to the point where some bozo decides to steal your written work, change a fee things, and then sell it as their own to make a profit off it! Right about that moment, I would presume One’s tolerance of someone else basically stealing Your story, would be a LOT LESS about being flattered and a TON MORE about being P.O’d and suing them for copyright infringement!, at least it would be in my book.
Imitation Twilight Book, Sad
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Surfer Chick turned Goth in Minnesnowda
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Good for Entertainment… A Little Drawn Out
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes, it was familiar but took alternate routes that made this a new and interesting version of Twilight. Nicely done.Who was your favorite character and why?
The Narrator, referring to the character in the story not Eileen Stevens who did fit well for this audio.Which scene was your favorite?
Bonnie "turning" process and who caused it was fitting even if it were predictable.Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
The last chapter and how the "Narrator" put the possibility to a great conclusion of this book together.Any additional comments?
I would not call this a spoof as I would interpret that to mean a comic version. I did not find this funny but an alternate version of Twilight, making this for me a different story altogether.Enjoyed this more than I thought I would.
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Shame on you Harrison Geillor! You are no author.
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I love how tongue and cheek honest this is.
Lots of twists and turns with actually character depth and development.
The humor is just spot on, and balanced perfectly with Bonnie’s macabre sociopathic viewpoint.
This novel almost make having read the source material worth it. Almost.
I will definitely be listening to this again.
Better Then Meyers
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Knock off story ! With a twist.
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For example, one of the funniest things is the reasons why vampires stay out of the light. It’s funny enough that they sparkle in source material, but it it is for another reason. You wouldn’t find it as funny unless you knee that Twilight vamps sparkle.
If you only know Twilight you can still enjoy this. To get the most out of it listen/read the first Lake Wobegone book. The Google machine can help.
There are also some grim parts. The sort of thing you’d run into in a season of Fargo.
The performance is very good. You can distinguish the characters. The Minnesota rural accents are pretty accurate. I live in Minnesota so I know decent MN accent when I hear it.
Vampires in Lake Wobegone
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Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
I didnt like the Twilight series and thought this would be funnier because I really liked the Zombies of Lake Woebegotten. It was ok, but maybe too close to the Twilight series, gag. The author is a good writer, maybe too good because I really hated the Bonnie character.What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)
I had it figured out before the endWhich scene was your favorite?
None really, I think the author was too good as I really hated Bonnie and everything to do with her.Do you think The Twilight of Lake Woebegotten needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
No, unless Edwin turns on Bonnie and kills her in a fit of rage because he realizes he has been played by a sociopathAny additional comments?
I would read others by this authorZombie book was better
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My only big complaint is that multiple chapters were duplicated back to back.
Entertaining but editing issues
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