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Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F--king Idiot

By: Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses
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A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.

For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f-cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not!

Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips - complete with illustrations - that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2017 Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses (P)2017 Hachette Audio Literary History & Criticism Love, Dating & Attraction Relationships United States World Literature Dating Funny Witty
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These authors did a great job of making their book come alive! Very cool topics with silly explanations and it was nice to have them in my ear. They made time fly by!

Fun and Quick

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This book was so fucking hilarious lol, I’d 12/10 recommend! (Also listening on audible is very recommended) bc it’s just better lol

Hilarious

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Absolutely loved this book it's a very funny commentary on dating today.
Love the authors!

Amazing

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If you're completely socially awkward and never been on a date, this book is for you. I'm giving this book 5-stars because I did laugh alot. This book is absolutely corny.

Recommended for a good laugh.

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I came here to get wing-manned by a ninja turtle, left satisfied! 10/10 :]

Nice

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I read this years ago when I first jumped back into dating again and it was the perfect blend of light hearted, humorous and informative.

Fantastic short and succinct

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Seriously, if you rate this less than 3 stars, you oughta just throw in the towel now because you will never amount to anything, and also your dog hates you.

if you give this a bad review, you're a bad person

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Amazing reading job by the authors!!
Like a super well written scripted podcast!!
Highly recommend!

Authors

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the only good thing about this book is that it is mercifully short. this feels like a money grab by the authors.

Waste of time and money

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I think the voices are a little exaggerated so that makes it an annoying read. Great tips but they are nothing new.

Annoying

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