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Narrated by:
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Jeremy Carlisle Parker
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By:
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Tori Anne Martin
About this listen
A USA TODAY BESTSELLER!
“With classic rom-com hijinx and herbalist witchy vibes, this novel will have you happily spellbound.”—The Boston Globe
Fake dating gets a magical twist in this enchanting queer romantic comedy where a witch worries that the real feelings brewing between her and her crush were sparked by an accidental love potion, and the only way out of the disastrous spell is a healthy dose of the truth—drink up, witches.
Potion maker and self-proclaimed “messy witch” Morgan Greenwood is sure she was hexed at birth. Not only did she drunkenly offer to fake date the woman of her dreams during the biennial New England Witches’ festival, but Rory Sandler, spellcasting champion and brilliant elemental witch—for reasons known only to the Goddess—accepted. It’s like every good luck spell Morgan ever cast came through at once, and it doesn’t take a crystal ball to predict this charade will end with a broken heart.
Or is the magic between them real? As Morgan and Rory prepare to fool everyone at the festival, their relationship starts to feel a whole lot less fake—right until Morgan realizes she might have screwed up the common relaxation potion she made for Rory and given her a love potion instead, breaking one of the most sacred Witch Council Laws.
To fulfill her promise to Rory, Morgan must somehow keep playing pretend while under the watchful eyes of Rory’s family and legion of fans. But to break the love potion, she’ll also have to prove how incompatible she and Rory really are. For a screwup like her, ruining their relationship should be easy—except every day, Morgan is becoming more bewitched by Rory herself.
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Critic reviews
“A charming tale to escape to: a light-hearted and uplifting romp populated by a cozy, gossipy but well-meaning coven (think curious elder witches and grandmas who just know things) in a warm, spell-filled world, complete with a self-care shop and enchanted drinks that taste like fall…With classic rom-com hijinx and herbalist witchy vibes, this novel will have you happily spellbound.”—The Boston Globe
“This Spell Disaster is the queer witchy romcom of my heart! I loved the small town setting, the magic system, the feel-good humor of the story, but above all I loved Rory and Morgan's transition from friends into lovers, and the way they constantly made each better! Teen Witch meets How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days in this delightfully heartwarming, enchanted romance.”—Ali Hazelwood, #1 New York Times bestselling author
"There's a special kind of magic to falling in love, and in This Spells Disaster, Rory and Morgan have to figure out what's real and what's an illusion. The Witch Council, the festival, the cleverly named potion shop—I lost myself in this world and found myself wishing it were real! This sapphic witchy romance from Tori Anne Martin totally had me under its spell."—Alicia Thompson, national bestselling author of Love in the Time of Serial Killers
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Monti Schroeder is on a quest for peace. She has been since the moment she was born. But peace has remained elusive. Living as a nomad, she takes work where she can get it. When her sister calls with a favor for her neurotic boss, Monti agrees to it for a few extra bucks. What Monti finds when she arrives is a woman just as broken as she is. And no matter what, she can't leave Athena to flounder on her own.
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TRIGGER WARNING
- By Steph M on 09-12-24
By: Adrian J. Smith
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Love at 350°
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- By: Lisa Peers
- Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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Tori Moore, high school chemistry teacher, avid home baker, and soon-to-be empty nester, auditions for the American Bake-o-Rama TV competition at the urging of her twin teenagers. The prize money could allow her to finally open her own bakery, but plagued by self-doubt after a messy divorce, it’s not only money standing between Tori and her dreams.
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Super cute but zero spice!
- By Amber on 07-19-24
By: Lisa Peers
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The Fireborne Blade
- By: Charlotte Bond
- Narrated by: Helen McAlpine
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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Maddileh is a knight. There aren’t many women in her line of work, and it often feels like the sneering and contempt from her peers is harder to stomach than the actual dragon slaying. But she’s a knight, and made of sterner stuff. A minor infraction forces her to redeem her honor in the most dramatic way possible, she must retrieve the fabled Fireborne Blade from its keeper, legendary dragon the White Lady, or die trying. If history tells us anything, it's that “die trying” is where to wager your coin.
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Awesome
- By Raeosunshine on 11-24-24
By: Charlotte Bond
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The Roommate Arrangement
- By: Jae
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
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Comedian Stephanie Renshaw hopes to finally get her big break in LA. A chance encounter lands her the perfect apartment close to the comedy clubs, but it comes with a catch: She needs a roommate to afford the rent. Enter Rae Coleman, a former police officer working the door at one of the top comedy clubs. After getting injured in the line of duty and losing her job with the LAPD, Rae guards her wounded soul behind a tough exterior. At first, the two clash horribly before a tentative friendship develops. Bit by bit, Steph manages to break through the walls Rae has built around her.
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Nice story
- By Tammi on 04-05-20
By: Jae
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Fly with Me
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- By: Andie Burke
- Narrated by: Chelsea Stephens
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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Flying-phobic ER nurse Olive Murphy is still gripping the armrest from her first-ever take-off when the pilot announces an in-flight medical emergency. Olive leaps into action and saves a life, but ends up getting stuck in the airport hours away from the marathon she's running in honor of her brother. Luckily for her, Stella Soriano, the stunning type A copilot, offers to give her a ride. After the two spend a magical day together, Stella makes a surprising request: Will Olive be her fake girlfriend?
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Wow…. just wow
- By Deanna Rabara on 12-10-23
By: Andie Burke
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Hotshot
- By: Clare Lydon
- Narrated by: Katy Sobey
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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When Sloane’s life starts to unravel, Salchester Rovers’ new hire, Ella Carmichael, helps her pick up the pieces. But as the lines between their professional and personal lives blur, tensions surface. Now, Sloane’s goal of helping the team win the league and FA Cup has a significant addition: winning Ella’s heart. If you love women’s football, you’ll adore this blistering summer blockbuster oozing with goals, desire, and scorching first kisses. An irresistible romance about the beautiful game!
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Great book!
- By Kindle Customer on 09-16-23
By: Clare Lydon
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Director's Cut
- A Novel
- By: Carlyn Greenwald
- Narrated by: Rachael Franco
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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At twenty-nine, Valeria Sullivan is a celebrated, award-winning actress. But when her attempt to transition to directing is complicated by a bad interview on a late night show, Val decides she's had enough of Hollywood. Intent on pursuing her other passion, she pours herself into a guest professorship at USC, hoping to transition to academia fulltime. Standing in her way is her co-professor, Maeve Arko, whose brilliance and beauty is matched only by her contempt for Val. As Val rises to the challenges that teaching throws at her, though, Maeve starts to soften, and soon sparks are flying.
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Val
- By Jay on 08-07-24
By: Carlyn Greenwald
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The Ride of Her Life
- A Novel
- By: Jennifer Dugan
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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Molly McDaniel’s life is falling apart. Between her day job as a barista, her night job at a call center, and her crushing student loans, she’s barely getting by. And that dream she has of starting a wedding event planning business? The dream that led to all those student loan in the first place? She can feel it slipping farther and farther out of reach every day. So the absolute last thing she needs is to discover she’s inherited a run-down, struggling horse barn out of the blue, courtesy of her estranged late aunt.
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A cute romance, but light on character
- By RC on 08-27-24
By: Jennifer Dugan
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The View from the Top
- By: Rachel Lacey
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
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Emily Janssen prefers to play it safe. At thirty-five, she’s still working at the inn her grandmothers own while dreaming of a day when she’s able to support herself fully with her art. And while her friends have all hiked to the summit of the mountain in their hometown of Crescent Falls, Vermont, something has always held Emily back. Diana Devlin has already made it to the top. Well, almost. She’s this close to securing the promotion that will put her in line to take over as CEO of her family’s hotel chain when her father retires.
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Excellent read!
- By Mariam Agyeman on 01-17-25
By: Rachel Lacey
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Kiss Her Once for Me
- A Novel
- By: Alison Cochrun
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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One year ago, recent Portland transplant Ellie Oliver had her dream job in animation and a Christmas Eve meet-cute with a woman at a bookstore that led her to fall in love over the course of a single night. But after a betrayal the next morning and the loss of her job soon after, she finds herself adrift, alone, and desperate for money. Finding work at a coffee shop, she’s just getting through the days—until Andrew, the shop’s landlord, proposes a shocking, drunken plan: a marriage of convenience that will give him his recent inheritance and alleviate Ellie’s financial woes.
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Just bad
- By Jadyn G on 12-15-22
By: Alison Cochrun
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My Roommate Is a Vampire
- By: Jenna Levine
- Narrated by: Gilli Messer
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Cassie Greenberg loves being an artist, but it’s a tough way to make a living. On the brink of eviction, she’s desperate when she finds a too-good-to-be-true apartment in a beautiful Chicago neighborhood. Cassie knows there has to be a catch—only someone with a secret to hide would rent out a room for that price.
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Adorable
- By Jacqueline on 10-08-23
By: Jenna Levine
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Make the Season Bright
- By: Ashley Herring Blake
- Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
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It's been five years since Charlotte Donovan was ditched at the altar by her ex-fiancée, and she’s doing more than okay. Sure, her single mother never checks in, but she has her strings ensemble, the Rosalind Quartet, and her life in New York is a dream come true. As the holidays draw near, her ensemble mate Sloane persuades Charlotte and the rest of the quartet to spend Christmas with her family in Colorado. But when Charlotte arrives, she discovers that Sloane’s sister Adele also brought a friend home—and that friend is none other than her ex, Brighton.
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Great story
- By Sab on 01-21-25
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Jones
- By: Gerri Hill
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
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When six childhood friends get together for their annual girl's weekend at the beach in Port Aransas, none could have believed it would be for the very last time. Nina Evans had been saddled with organizing the weekend each year, pulling five of her oldest friends together for a few nights of fun and reminiscing, the one time a year they saw each other. Each year was much the same—laughter, dancing, and lots of drinking. This time was no different. That is, until Jones walked out of the dance club with a stranger.
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So good..
- By Marquie on 09-17-24
By: Gerri Hill
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- Tee
- 10-05-24
Heavy on Self - Loathing Not Heavy Enough on Romance
here's the thing, I was real excited about this book. I unfortunately would not recommend this book. This is my first October read and I was itching to get my fingers on my phone and start this book. as very similar to other people who have reviewed it, it was very heavy on main character self-loathing and not heavy enough on the romance. I understand that due to this being not a real story, that we should not expect a completely realistic story. however, we are talking about full-grown adults and the female lead was giving preteen / teenage vibes. I did not want to read about teenagers, I wanted to read about adults, and it doesn't feel like I got that. honestly I would have appreciated the book more, if we would have witnessed self-growth from the female lead, instead of the majority of the book being her freaking out because of the potion. Even though the book was well written and it felt like we were dealing with real characters, for me, the book was less enjoyable because of how unrealistic the female leads theory about the potion and her way of going about handling the situation was handled.
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- Kendra
- 07-10-24
Sapphic Witch Romance!?! I’m in!
Adorable and good cheesy in the best way possible. I love a good rom com where people hardly know each other and then set them selves up for chaos and then fall in love. It’s the best. I loved the ride of this witchy romance with two main characters that absolutely were like-able and you rooted for them the whole book.
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- Essexmom
- 09-25-23
So cute!
I am such a lover of queer witchy books, and this did not disappoint! I love how realistic the personal thoughts were.
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- Bailz
- 10-16-23
Definitely worth a credit!
Looking for a super cute story perfect for a cozy weekend?! Check this one out!! You’ll get friendly side characters, family drama, miscommunication, and two imperfectly perfect MCs that have you rooting for their happy ending! Narrator did an awesome job too!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-14-23
irritating self loathing main character
I really liked this book up until the spell. Morgan is pathetic and emotionally immature. couldn't finish. caused me to be extremely crabby and irritated.
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- ArielRowan
- 09-20-23
Agitating & Frustrating
I finished it. I was hoping it would get better. It did not. The main character has the worst self-esteem and lacks communication skills. A lot of the story involves them referring to the love interest as perfect. No one is.
If they could stop with the self-loathing spiral for just a moment, they would see that what they believe to be true just isn't.
Also, can we be done with fake dating? Please.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-29-23
Cute but irritating
Overall the book is cute but it was so frustrating at parts! It’s silly to think that a grown adult person would not just tell the person they are dating that they made a mistake and fix it instead of trying to self sabotage.
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