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Queen Betsy, Book 4
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Nancy Wu
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They say Christmas is a time for friends and family. But with a half-sister who's the devil's daughter, an evil stepmother, a fiend living in her basement, assorted spirits and killers running amok, and a spring wedding to plan with the former bane of her existence, Eric Sinclair, Betsy is not sure she'll survive the holidays.
Oh, right. She's already dead.
Dying for more? Don't miss the other titles in the Undead series.©2005 MaryJanice Davidson Alongi (P)2005 Recorded Books, LLCListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"Sexy, steamy, and laugh-out-loud funny, Davidson's chick-lit foray into the paranormal is delightful." (Booklist)
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Would you listen to Undead and Unreturnable again? Why?
I would listen to it again if I had the earlier books in the series so I could listen to them in the correct order.What other book might you compare Undead and Unreturnable to and why?
This story has the same kind of quick wit & strong female lead I enjoyed extremely in Molly Harpers supernatural series.Which scene was your favorite?
I can't choose a favourite scene I just really love the entire story.Who was the most memorable character of Undead and Unreturnable and why?
Betsy is a straight forward outspoken & sometimes painfully blunt character. I love her in your face ways.Any additional comments?
The only thing I don't like about this series is that many of the books aren't available !!!I really hate it when I start a new series only to discover missing books......!
Missing books......I loved this book
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What did you like best about Undead and Unreturnable? What did you like least?
I love the sarcasm and snark!What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)
Can't write anything without spoilersDid the narration match the pace of the story?
Yes, but sometimes the pauses between chapters make me think the book stopped playingDid Undead and Unreturnable inspire you to do anything?
Nope. Trying to decide if I should move on to the next audiobook since I have already read the entire seriesPerfer the written books
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Love This Series
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As a short piece in line with longer pieces, a lot of key relationships are unclear.
A firm style
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Lots of Fun!
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Any additional comments?
I've read many vampire books and I'm always looking for a good series. When I read the first book in this series I thought it was hysterical. I laughed out loud many times at Betsy's rants and witty comebacks. The second book in the series was easily my favorite and I fell in love with other characters like Mark.But by the third book I found myself fast forwarding past the rants I use to find funny. The main character Betsy just starts to become extremely annoying. The constant "poor me" rants and whining started to drive me crazy. I only made it to book 7 before I couldn't take what the main character had turned into anymore.
I don't regret the first couple credits I burned on this series and if you're still digging it by book 3 you may just end up liking the whole series. Enjoy it for the mindless entertainment.
Funny Turned Annoying (series)
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Be sure you read the books in order, or you could get lost on the references.
What a fun and humorous read!
I will be sorry when I finish the last of the series!
Light, Fun Listen
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UNBELIEVALBLY FUNNY
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I love the style of writing and how you can connect with the characters, However I didn't like the way the story was told by WU.
I feel that the manner in which she read the story may have ruined the last book for me.
Other then that I can't wait for her to write her newest book!
Broken Hearted
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