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The Boys meets Starter Villain and Assistant to the Villain in Natalie Zina Walschots’s electrifying, sharp, violent, and hilarious sequel to the highly acclaimed novel, Hench, in which the Auditor must confront the near-impossible in order to right the many wrongs in the superhuman industry…or cause more of them. She’s not picky.
Anna, better known to superheroes as the Auditor, has carved out a name for herself. Any hero unlucky enough to cross her path knows her potential and powers. Surely, success should taste sweet: she has an incredible job with lots of perks, and her boss will literally annihilate anyone who crosses her, and her greatest enemy, the former hero Supercollider, has been utterly defeated and literally ground to a pulp.
But Anna still has her sights set on a greater work: destroying the Draft, the organization that makes, trains, and manages the world’s most powerful superheroes. These “heroes” have shown time and time again that they do more harm than good, and now is the time to stop the damage at its source.
Yet all is not well for the Auditor and her fellow evildoers. Her employer, Leviathan—the world’s most feared supervillain—is not coping well with Supercollider’s defeat at someone else’s hands. Moreover, her unlikely ally and unexpected friend, Quantum Entanglement, has vanished without a trace, leaving Anna to examine all the ways they deceived each other. Tension and uncertainty fill the air, and fear that this moment of triumph is about to crumble looms over all of them.
Anna soon finds herself facing down an opponent unlike any she’s taken on before—not another superhero, but someone like her…someone much more dangerous: the Draft’s Chief Marketing Officer. This isn’t a test of physical prowess, but ideas, and as the fight spirals deeper and deeper, with new foes popping up every day—she’ll need more than just her superpower—data research—to keep ascending through the supervillain ranks.
It’s guerrilla ad warfare, and the Auditor might have finally met her match.
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Dr Rick Tower is a mild-mannered English professor easing into middle-age at a medium-sized New England college. A genial blur, he thinks. Even his vices are unremarkable. But it wasn’t always like this. Not until they changed his name, altered his looks and told him: ‘pretend you were never different’. Because, decades earlier after a very bad day at high school, he was committed to a secret government facility with three other kids, Cat, Jack and Stephanie, each special in their own way. Tested, tutored and trained, this extraordinary quartet were then told to save the world.
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Performance and story
- By Jicot on 06-20-24
By: Austin Grossman
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Hemlock & Silver
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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From New York Times bestselling and Hugo Award-winning author T. Kingfisher comes Hemlock & Silver, a dark reimagining of “Snow White” steeped in poison, intrigue, and treason of the most magical kind.
By: T. Kingfisher
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Soon I Will Be Invincible
- A Novel
- By: Austin Grossman
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo, Paul Boehmer
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Doctor Impossible, evil genius and diabolical scientist, has tried to take over the world in every way imaginable, but this time is going to be different. He'll have to contend with Fatale, however, a rookie superhero on her first day with the Champions, the world's most famous superteam. She's a patchwork woman of skin and chrome, a gleaming technological marvel built for the next generation of warfare.
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Now that I have you at my mercy. . .
- By Brad W. on 07-02-07
By: Austin Grossman
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Common Cyborg
- By: Jillian Weise
- Length: 12 hrs
- Unabridged
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Common Cyborg has descriptive copy which is not yet available from the Publisher.
By: Jillian Weise
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The Borderlands Princess
- The Stone Circle Series, Book 1
- By: Ophelia Wells Langley
- Narrated by: Sarah Sampino, John Hartley
- Length: 11 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In seven days, she will marry the King of the Fae as part of a century-old peace treaty between her people and the Fae. We all know that a lot can happen in a hundred years. And even more can happen in a week...
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Love it
- By Megan N. on 09-11-24
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Hench
- A Novel
- By: Natalie Zina Walschots
- Narrated by: Alex McKenna
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Anna does boring things for terrible people because even criminals need office help and she needs a job. Working for a monster lurking beneath the surface of the world isn’t glamorous. But is it really worse than working for an oil conglomerate or an insurance company? In this economy? A sharp, witty, modern debut, Hench explores the individual cost of justice through a fascinating mix of millennial office politics, heroism measured through data science, body horror, and a profound misunderstanding of quantum mechanics.
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Narrator was a major deal breaker for me
- By Laura on 11-05-20
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Fight Me
- By: Austin Grossman
- Narrated by: Adam Sims
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Dr Rick Tower is a mild-mannered English professor easing into middle-age at a medium-sized New England college. A genial blur, he thinks. Even his vices are unremarkable. But it wasn’t always like this. Not until they changed his name, altered his looks and told him: ‘pretend you were never different’. Because, decades earlier after a very bad day at high school, he was committed to a secret government facility with three other kids, Cat, Jack and Stephanie, each special in their own way. Tested, tutored and trained, this extraordinary quartet were then told to save the world.
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Performance and story
- By Jicot on 06-20-24
By: Austin Grossman
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Hemlock & Silver
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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From New York Times bestselling and Hugo Award-winning author T. Kingfisher comes Hemlock & Silver, a dark reimagining of “Snow White” steeped in poison, intrigue, and treason of the most magical kind.
By: T. Kingfisher
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Soon I Will Be Invincible
- A Novel
- By: Austin Grossman
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo, Paul Boehmer
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Doctor Impossible, evil genius and diabolical scientist, has tried to take over the world in every way imaginable, but this time is going to be different. He'll have to contend with Fatale, however, a rookie superhero on her first day with the Champions, the world's most famous superteam. She's a patchwork woman of skin and chrome, a gleaming technological marvel built for the next generation of warfare.
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Now that I have you at my mercy. . .
- By Brad W. on 07-02-07
By: Austin Grossman
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Common Cyborg
- By: Jillian Weise
- Length: 12 hrs
- Unabridged
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Common Cyborg has descriptive copy which is not yet available from the Publisher.
By: Jillian Weise
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The Borderlands Princess
- The Stone Circle Series, Book 1
- By: Ophelia Wells Langley
- Narrated by: Sarah Sampino, John Hartley
- Length: 11 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In seven days, she will marry the King of the Fae as part of a century-old peace treaty between her people and the Fae. We all know that a lot can happen in a hundred years. And even more can happen in a week...
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Love it
- By Megan N. on 09-11-24
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When We Were Real
- By: Daryl Gregory
- Length: 13 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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JP and Dulin have been the best of friends for decades. When JP finds out his cancer has aggressively returned, Dulin decides it’s the perfect time for one last adventure: a week-long bus tour of North America’s Impossibles, the physics-defying glitches and geographic miracles that started cropping up seven years earlier—right after the Announcement that revealed our world to be merely a digital simulacrum. The outing, courtesy of Canterbury Trails Tours, promises the trip of a (not completely real) lifetime in a (not completely deluxe) coach.
By: Daryl Gregory
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War of Mortal Gods, Book 1
- By: Kipjo Ewers
- Narrated by: Ozzie Jacobs
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Continuing the riveting saga from the aftermath of Genesis (The First, Book 3), the Eyes of Ra, Set, and Osiris find themselves battling their way back from Volori to Earth, now placed under strict quarantine by the Dominion Council. Freedom, having been captured once again, faces an unjust trial for crimes against the universe before the Dominion Council.
By: Kipjo Ewers
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Dark Harvest Rebellion
- Adaptives, Book 1
- By: Christopher Hopper
- Narrated by: Christopher Hopper, Jennifer Hopper
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Gabriel Stone, an active duty US Marine, and Chloe Lidell, a resourceful Texas farm girl, are thrust into a deadly game where each round is more perilous than the last. Joined by a band of misfits—including a lovable service droid named Shit Bot—Gabriel and Chloe must navigate treacherous rounds, form alliances, and uncover a diabolical alien agenda. With every victory, they edge closer to the heart of the mystery…
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Nonstop Awesome
- By Rj Smith on 08-10-24
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BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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After the arrival of the multiversal monopoly BuyMort, life got brutal. All systems were through BuyMort. All currency was through BuyMort. All sales were through BuyMort. You could resist, you could compete, but it didn’t really matter because in the end you used BuyMort—or you perished. BuyMort be praised. But not everyone’s happy with the new system. Some, even, want to see it destroyed. It’s quick. It’s convenient. And it will help people kill you and your family as readily as it will help them sell you knickknacks for a quick mortie.
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Funny
- By Mandymomof3boyz on 05-20-23
By: Damien Hanson, and others
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The Henchmen Chronicles Collection, Books 1-5
- By: Craig Halloran
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 39 hrs and 37 mins
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Contains the complete Henchmen Chronicles series.
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for a credit, why not
- By Daniel on 06-24-23
By: Craig Halloran
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No Shelter but the Stars
- By: Virginia Black
- Narrated by: Trei Taylor
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Kyran Loyal is the last heir to the lost throne of a forgotten planet, the figurehead of a nomadic people fleeing the galactic tyranny of a brutal regime. Davia Sifane is the unrecognized daughter of an imperial despot. When happenstance pits them against each other in battle, neither expects the outcome: they are the only two people to survive. Marooned on a barren moon, their only hope of survival is to rely on each other, but what they learn will either kill them or change the galaxy forever.
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Great story, poor performance
- By Condoriano on 10-04-24
By: Virginia Black
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Jhereg
- Vlad Taltos, Book 1
- By: Steven Brust
- Narrated by: Bernard Setaro Clark
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Vlad Taltos, a mobster and assassin in the magical metropolis of Adrilankha, is given the largest contract of his career, but the job is even more complicated than he expects.
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Known Of For Decades, Audible Opens My Eyes...
- By Michael on 09-23-12
By: Steven Brust
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The Upwelling
- The Hidden, Book 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Joshua Saxon
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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“Oh, Mrs. Sirman, there’s a problem with your husband’s cremation.” “What sort of problem?” “It’s his body.” “What about it?” “It won’t burn.” And so it begins for Pam Sirman…the first step toward learning that everything she thought she knew about her husband is wrong, perhaps even his humanity. But if he's not human, what is he? Pam is one of three lives that will be drawn together by the apocalypse of the Upwelling.
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Could not stop listening
- By wisconsinclark on 08-22-24
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Chilling Reflections
- Villains' Code, Book 3
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 34 hrs
- Unabridged
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With her new product line launched and an updated version of her suit to test, Tori Rivas is ready to focus on her work for a while. But when an eruption of power elsewhere in the multiverse sends monsters bursting into her world, the young villain will find herself in the crosshairs of an unexpected invader.
By: Drew Hayes
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Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil
- By: V. E. Schwab
- Length: 18 hrs
- Unabridged
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Santo Domingo de la Calzada, 1532. London, 1837. Boston, 2019. Three young women, their bodies planted in the same soil, their stories tangling like roots. One grows high, and one grows deep, and one grows wild. And all of them grow teeth.
By: V. E. Schwab
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I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
- A Novel
- By: Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC. But there are rules: He cannot look inside the box. He cannot ask questions. He cannot tell anyone. They must leave immediately. He must leave all trackable devices behind. As these eccentric misfits hit the road, rumors spread on social media that the box is part of a carefully orchestrated terror attack intended to plunge the USA into civil war.
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Good writing, interesting take, disappointed with ending for me at least
- By wolfman on 09-25-24
By: Jason Pargin
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Marvel: What If...Loki Was Worthy?
- A Loki & Valkyrie Story
- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Thor—Son of Odin, God of Thunder, wielder of the hammer Mjolnir—is dead. And Loki is responsible. It was only meant to be a joke—tampering with the Destroyer, changing Thor’s course to Midgard—a bit of mischief with a chance of maiming. But Loki's harmless prank spiraled out of control, unleashing death and destruction on New York City and the heroes sworn to protect it. The city was saved, but at the cost of Thor’s life.
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Narrator, PHENOMENAL
- By Andre J Gilliam on 04-25-24
By: Madeleine Roux