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Ellory Lane
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Jay Aury
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The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:
Always wear a mask
Never hurt civilians
Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.
And the bad guy always loses.
But there's an unspoken fifth rule: Don't get involved with heroes off the clock.
Too bad that's not an option after taking down Teklin. And even worse, it's with the Heroes of Earth, one of the biggest hero orgs in the world! Apparently, they have some concerns about me founding a new evil organization. Just because I have a home death ray, an evil lair, and a trio of gorgeous villainess lovers, not to mention a demoness who's taking a vacation in my house.
And I really don't have time to deal with heroes. Because a group of mad scientists called the Brain Trust are after my psychic villainess, all to power a machine to either take over the world, or ensure everyone flosses.
Just another day as a Villain for Hire.
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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- By Brice B on 12-26-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Cavalier's Gambit
- Cavalier's Gambit, Book 1
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Wayne dreamed of piloting a thirty-foot-tall walking robot that was closer to a battle-tank than anything else. They were called Walkers. They were armed with laser cannons, rockets, missiles, and heavy kinetic weapons more similar to artillery pieces than guns, and everything that went with that. Unfortunately, he had been declined military service. His only avenue left to become a Walker Pilot was to make it happen all on his own. Under his own power. With his own hands. Literally. Working his fingers to the bone, saving all he could, and digging through junkyards and salvage pits,
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Great book but different writing style than usual.
- By Chris Adler on 10-08-24
By: William D. Arand
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Son of the Hero King
- Awakening, Book 1
- By: Hikaru Genji
- Narrated by: Sylvester Frost, Ellory Lane
- Length: 27 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Draconic blood burns in his veins. After an aimless life, he found himself reborn in a new world of monsters and magic as the Heir of a Kingdom. Now, as Sol Dragona Luxuria, the Sol heir of Lustburg, he will one day rise to be Humanity's leader. His first task is to Awaken, then prove his strength during the coming of age ceremony. However, while he has many supporters, enemies lurk in the shadows. Follow Sol as he ascends in power. There'll be Love, there'll be Lust, but there'll also be Blood.
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MC does nothing the whole story
- By Anonymous User on 06-25-24
By: Hikaru Genji
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The Daily Struggles of an Immortal: A Superhero Adventure
- Immortal Supers, Book 1
- By: Kurtis Eckstein
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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In a world where almost everyone has a superpower, Sam Archer finds himself with one of the most useless abilities of all - immortality. Sure, he can’t die, but he sure as hell can’t fight back either. If anything, the incapacity to die has turned out to be a hassle for Sam, with ridiculous requests for obnoxious favors being a primary concern. However, his coworker Lily Dodson is about to make his life a lot more interesting with her unique proposal. Warning: This book contains adult content that may not be suitable for all audiences.
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Fun story, bad final words
- By Scott on 03-19-19
By: Kurtis Eckstein
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Harmony
- Harmony, Book 1
- By: Alan Moria
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
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Throughout his entire life, Nate has been considered a cripple and an inconvenience, solely for being born without the precious magic for which the Great Arcane Families were both respected and feared. Being powerless as he was, he couldn’t fight back when choosing to do the right thing was rewarded with even more injustice from old men on even older thrones.
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Its ok last 3.5 hours dragged on
- By ROD on 07-29-24
By: Alan Moria
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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The audio in book 2 is beyond scuffed
- By kyle on 02-04-25
By: Jay Aury
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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DNF
- By Brice B on 12-26-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Cavalier's Gambit
- Cavalier's Gambit, Book 1
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Wayne dreamed of piloting a thirty-foot-tall walking robot that was closer to a battle-tank than anything else. They were called Walkers. They were armed with laser cannons, rockets, missiles, and heavy kinetic weapons more similar to artillery pieces than guns, and everything that went with that. Unfortunately, he had been declined military service. His only avenue left to become a Walker Pilot was to make it happen all on his own. Under his own power. With his own hands. Literally. Working his fingers to the bone, saving all he could, and digging through junkyards and salvage pits,
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Great book but different writing style than usual.
- By Chris Adler on 10-08-24
By: William D. Arand
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Son of the Hero King
- Awakening, Book 1
- By: Hikaru Genji
- Narrated by: Sylvester Frost, Ellory Lane
- Length: 27 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Draconic blood burns in his veins. After an aimless life, he found himself reborn in a new world of monsters and magic as the Heir of a Kingdom. Now, as Sol Dragona Luxuria, the Sol heir of Lustburg, he will one day rise to be Humanity's leader. His first task is to Awaken, then prove his strength during the coming of age ceremony. However, while he has many supporters, enemies lurk in the shadows. Follow Sol as he ascends in power. There'll be Love, there'll be Lust, but there'll also be Blood.
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MC does nothing the whole story
- By Anonymous User on 06-25-24
By: Hikaru Genji
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The Daily Struggles of an Immortal: A Superhero Adventure
- Immortal Supers, Book 1
- By: Kurtis Eckstein
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world where almost everyone has a superpower, Sam Archer finds himself with one of the most useless abilities of all - immortality. Sure, he can’t die, but he sure as hell can’t fight back either. If anything, the incapacity to die has turned out to be a hassle for Sam, with ridiculous requests for obnoxious favors being a primary concern. However, his coworker Lily Dodson is about to make his life a lot more interesting with her unique proposal. Warning: This book contains adult content that may not be suitable for all audiences.
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Fun story, bad final words
- By Scott on 03-19-19
By: Kurtis Eckstein
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Harmony
- Harmony, Book 1
- By: Alan Moria
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
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Throughout his entire life, Nate has been considered a cripple and an inconvenience, solely for being born without the precious magic for which the Great Arcane Families were both respected and feared. Being powerless as he was, he couldn’t fight back when choosing to do the right thing was rewarded with even more injustice from old men on even older thrones.
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Its ok last 3.5 hours dragged on
- By ROD on 07-29-24
By: Alan Moria
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Mastering Magic Collection
- An Urban Fantasy Slice-of-Life Omnibus
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas
- Length: 26 hrs and 48 mins
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Everyone with the gift is going to the academy. Not me. I'll master magic my own way. School was a chore. All I wanted was to become a magus, enter the academy, and train my chosen affinity. But I didn't pass the test. They said I didn't have it in me. Years later, a run-in with a sassy goth mage named Misty revealed I could do magic. Those damn monocle-wearing pseudo-Victorians at the academy locked me out! Screw them.
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Idiot Characters
- By Lostmidwesterner on 02-10-24
By: Kirk Mason
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Lord of the Dragon Riders Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A LitRPG Isekai Fantasy
- By: Turner Tellborn, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 28 hrs and 39 mins
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A strange cry for help distracts Daniel from his boring study session. Curiosity gets the better of him and he is thrust through a portal where he emerges into a fantasy world of myth, magic, dragons and war. His arrival grants him a special opportunity. After stumbling upon a dying dragon, he discovers an egg that is about to hatch. Daniel knows a grand adventure awaits him and he seizes the moment to become a dragon rider.
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Good story silly MC
- By Robin and Kris Gaines on 03-05-25
By: Turner Tellborn, and others
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Dao Divinity
- A Fantasy Cultivation Novel (The First Immortal, Book 1)
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
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It is a fantasy world, where the progressive magic system follows the cultivation concept of dao. Dar’s life was simple. Till a driving accident brings him to a new world filled with magic and creatures from fantasy. He has a fresh chance in a new world, but not everything is peaceful in Granterra. Luckily, with an enchanted body and a legendary ability to grow his magic, Dar has an advantage in cultivating his Dao that no one else does. He’ll have to embrace his newfound powers to their fullest if he’s coming out ahead.
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Good story, bad MC.
- By Amazon Customer on 12-07-21
By: Bruce Sentar
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Saving Supervillains
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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A former villain is living a quiet life, hidden among the masses. Miles has one big secret: He might just be the most powerful super in existence. Those days are behind him. But when a wounded young lady unable to control her superpower needs his help, she shatters his boring life, pulling him into the one place he least expected to be—the Bureau of Superheroes.
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Meh
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 11-07-22
By: Bruce Sentar
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Fertile Valley 1
- Fertile Valley, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Peter Busch-McGinley is a self-employed handyman in Max City. For the last eight years, life has been a downward spiral that left him nothing to show for his pain. But that's about to change. Pete is approached by the patron deity of the Fertile Valley and Mineral Village—the self-described Harvest Goddess. She reveals his destiny as her chosen one, which obviously throws him for a loop. As shocking as that is, it isn't nearly as surprising as what his childhood friend, Queenie Luna, reveals to him.
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So good!
- By John on 01-16-25
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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King of the Goblins Omnibus Edition
- By: Micky Carre
- Narrated by: Robin Shay
- Length: 20 hrs and 4 mins
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An unfortunate accident destroyed my entire world, but the gods saw fit to zap me to a new one, a world filled with fantastical creatures and magic. To say I got a rough start there would be putting it mildly, but fortunately I had the help of Silvy, a beautiful goblin woman who told me I was the answer to her prayers. And she meant that literally.
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written by AI, narrated by a child
- By Robert on 02-27-25
By: Micky Carre
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Returner's Defiance
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
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Five hundred years of fighting demons and humanity has been pushed to the brink of extinction. As the last bastion of the remaining humans is shattered, Bran Heros, the Wandering King, decides to enact a last ditch effort. He’s going to send his soul back in time to two years before the demon invasion comes to earth. This time when the demons first come he’s going to be waiting. He might not be as strong as he was in his past life, but he has something far more important.
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Smut Warning
- By Aaron on 12-16-24
By: Bruce Sentar
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Mana Knight
- Mana Knight, Book 1
- By: Morgan Ranger
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs
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Thrust into a new world, Reed must act fast to survive and secure his place. He helps a few villagers, defeats a feral goblin, and then somehow absorbs mana from a legendary scroll. Reed can now learn magic—blazing fireballs, shield wards, and more. But it comes with a cost—a mission leading him to dangerous dungeons and treacherous mountains, to take the artifact to its tower and defeat a centuries-old demonic threat.
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Fun story with some impressive narration
- By Mr. Lee on 09-20-24
By: Morgan Ranger
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Sky Lord
- An Isekai Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
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The world of Skyhall awaits, unlocked by a mysterious inheritance from Jonathan’s eccentric, adventuring uncle. The threats are legion—dungeons, undead, wyverns, and beastfolk—but Jonathan has a unique class that will give him the power to expand and improve his own airship. In time, he will turn it into a veritable fortress and flying palace. Also, he won’t be going to Skyhall alone.
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straight up SIMP TRASH
- By CooJo on 10-01-24
By: Jack Bryce
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Billy the Barbarian: The Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 21 hrs and 1 min
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Billy the Barbarian is an Isekai adventure story about a normal man from our Earth whose destiny changes when he gets snatched up by the gods of a magical world. He then wakes up to find himself in a strange, cruel land known as Thune to the locals. It turns out the gods of Thune have pretty big plans for Billy, and before he knows it he's swept up into an adventure the likes of which you've never seen before.
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A rock star in the stone age.
- By DaynenMc on 02-23-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Nano Mage Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: D. Levesque
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Ellory Lane
- Length: 25 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Zach Riley is a man on the run… from something, or someone, that he just can’t figure out. What, pray tell, might that be? Women who are around him want to jump him, and get him into bed. But Zach can’t figure out why! He simply can’t take it anymore, so he escapes, taking refuge in his own spaceship and he never, ever, leaves it. But his comfortable, if lonely, lifestyle is suddenly thrown into chaos.
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Not for me
- By Kindle Customer on 06-17-24
By: D. Levesque
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The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
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A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
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Spicy, Good plot, Great Characters, excellent Narration
- By Brina on 07-29-24
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- bill
- 01-31-24
Fun and good natured
This has been a very fun, upbeat and good natured series and this third book in the series did not fail to live up to the prior entries. Not your brooding or dark villain book, instead it puts a positive spin on this villain who really isn’t so villainous
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- max
- 10-17-23
best one yet
if you'd like the other two books you'll love this one it's really good so do buy it today
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- Joshua Airington
- 10-18-23
5 stars
Another great book by Jay Aury. You will not be disappointed. Also the dual narration really brings the story to life.
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- BiduscasMate
- 10-18-23
a great series
villainy for hire is such a great concept and I love this series.
is equally funny, spicy and action packed.
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- DaynenMc
- 11-14-23
Taking on the biggest group of superheroes?
That doesn't sound like our group of villains are going to get a fair shake.
They may actually have to use the death-ray.
This is an amazing Supers HaremLit series.
I can't wait to read book 4.
I give this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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- Newtoad
- 10-17-23
Great book
feels like a great finish to introducing the first 3 villansess. About three scuffed lines that sound like they where recorded by other people, but thats like 30 seconds at most out of the entire book.
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- cyrano roberts
- 10-24-23
amazing and cant wait for more
this was an amazing addition to the series and i hope that we get more books to come.
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- Chad
- 07-06-24
Entertaining
A highly entertaining story on its own, with a fun twist on the superhero genre. It's also one of the exceptionally rare harem series to use a little bondage play (femsub).
I found the characters of Mammon and Captain Invincible to be particularly amusing.
The plot twist, the character turning out to be the big bad, ended up being a bit predictable but it was still a really enjoyable story.
Too bad the voice actors can't pronounce "Glacia" or "Mammon" correctly.
I am disappointed nothing happened with the bees. I guess that was just a throwaway scene to show how capable the protagonist is. I'm also disappointed nothing happened with the government spook. Why even include that:? Did the author set that up and then forget to do anything with that plot thread? Or will it come back around later - if so, it isn't in the next book in the series.
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- John
- 10-19-23
A decent story but a cheap audiobook
The story is decent but the audio is poor, it's almost like they cut and pasted different reasons together with all the random pauses, differing volumes ave changing inflections that entails. also the author really needs to have a define pronunciation for the characters. the same characters name will change between books and even worse in the same book. glassia is not glacia. siren or psy-ren. mammon or Ma'mon. pick one!
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- Nemesis
- 10-18-23
Good and evil with irresistible charisma!
"Villain for Hire: Maidens and Master Minds" by Jay Aury, narrated by Andrew Pond and Ellory Lane, immerses you in a world where villains and heroes blur the lines of good and evil with irresistible charisma. Aury's writing is wickedly clever, and the narrators do an exceptional job bringing these characters to life. If you're looking for a delightful, tongue-in-cheek adventure with a touch of romance, this series is a must-read (or listen)!
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