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Scream Bloody Cheerleader: The Novel

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Scream Bloody Cheerleader: The Novel

By: Jeff Thomson
Narrated by: Matthew Crow
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Lock up your political correctness and join in the fun of a movie within a movie, within a novel, wrapped in a blood-soaked blanket of senselessly gratuitous nudity and violence; a spoof of 80s slasher movies that leaves no cliché unmolested.

©2020 Jeff Thomson (P)2021 Jeff Thomson
Horror Literature & Fiction Satire
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The story was a gem among gem if satire stories that it should be read by everyone to see how its done right.

Think Scream^Setire×100

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Seriously fun book! When I was growing up I loved watching campy scary movies like Friday the 13th, Scream & Halloween just to name a few. This book is just like that but even better because it's making fun of those types of movies! I totally recommend!

Funny!

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I actually enjoyed this. I could really see this actually being turned into a hilarious film.

Scream Bloody Cheerleader: The Novel review

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As a fan of Airplane, The Naked Gun and Scary Movie, this book fits well into the genre. Jeff kept me laughing throughout! Ridiculous and gory, this is a book for horror fans and comedy fans alike! Don’t pass on this story!

Brilliant spoof!

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I’ve never laughed so hard this was a spectacular spoof of slasher movies and I loved listening to every minute of it

Total awesomeness

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I have read the screenplay version, the newly novel version, and enjoyed both, but I have to say the audible version Matthew Crow brought the characters to life. I caught myself belly laughing at times. If you need to spend a few hours listening to some fun, this is the book for you. Jeff Thomson--great read and listen.

Absolutely brillian narration!!!!

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This was a very fun and enjoyable story. The narration is over the top in a comic way and the story is written to resemble a screen play to go with the movie within the book that is being filmed.
Funny and slightly graphic, but awesome story and great narration makes for a very good listen.

A review copy of this audiobook was given to me and I am leaving a voluntary and honest review.

Great Slasher Story

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This was a story that I enjoyed from beginning to end, It had me LoLing all the way through... It had great characters and great spoofing. The narration by Matthew Crow was as usual awesome... I would recommend this to others if they want to laugh their keister's off. I received this for free in an audiobook promotion, and this is my voluntary unbiased review.

Over The Top Hilarious

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Whoa! All I can say is that this audiobook is over the top hilarious, you should be laughing your heinie off. Matthew Crow does an excellent job narrating. Thanks to Jeff Thomson for giving this old gal some comic relief.

Funny, Funny, Funny

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