
The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
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Matthew Crow
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Jeff Thomson
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More training, more zombies, more death, and a new enemy. Join the crew of the Sassafras and hang on for the ride!
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- Thomas M Arcati
- 06-10-22
Entertaining and exciting story continues
This chapter of the saga continues the “adventures” of the coast guard and other survivors. Lots of action and laughs along the way. I recommend this series to anyone who likes zombie stories and also wants to get a few chuckles.
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