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A Fashionably Dead Christmas

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A Fashionably Dead Christmas

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!

It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.

Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done.

Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.

Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.

I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.

©2015 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
Fantasy Fiction Genre Fiction Holidays Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Celebration Christmas Winter Funny Witty Feel-Good
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Humorous Story • Excellent Narration • Quirky Personalities • Entertaining Series • Relatable Books • Great Voice Acting
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Love this series

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I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased it.
It it hilarious just like her others in this series.
This series is right up there with my other favorite groups of series by Molly Harper.

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Had me laughing out loud from beginning to end! I love Samuel and his new pet!!

So funny

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It was very entertaining to listen to. I've enjoyed every book that was written. Wonderful!

Great Book!!

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This was a fun little story of a family Christmas I can relate to! Ha ha!

The narration was excellent, with only a couple of words in one line that would not be easy to hear in a noisy environment. You'll still know what's going on, so don't let that stop you.

Adorable!

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I so love this series. It is funny as hell and well worth the credit.

absolutely hilarious

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I love this author, I love this narrator, I love this series! I literally found myself busting out laughing multiple times.

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I love this series!

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Love Astrid and the whole gang for Christmas! So much fun and joyously good. Love this series!

Laugh Out Loud Funny

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I just love this series. The Characters are hilarious. Looking forward to the next book.

funtastic

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I thoroughly enjoyed the classic family fubar holiday short. As always the laughs and love was expertly written

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